Archive for the ‘joey’ Category

Cari Lang Hairapist and Fuk Mi Sushi Seafood Buffet?! / Unvaccinated children!

March 9, 2020

I showered today before going out briefly at 8:15 on a 407 to get bulk pads x2 at London Drugs, which is of course sold out of hand sanitizer. They seemed to have a decent supply of toilet paper and Wet ones and other Lysol / Clorox products, though. Got home just now at 8:40 […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

Neshia Lincoln as KNEE-SHA?! / Two for $19.99 Tylenol grape drops?! NOT A SALE!

March 27, 2019

Chinese Eric called me at 11:50 to ask if I got his voicemail yesterday. No, since I never check that or the answering machine. He wanted to know if he could come over on Saturday since there’s NO WORK and watch a lot of hockey: almost two games’ worth, including the Canucks-Stars game. That sounds […]

Wess to Duster: You have legs! / Professor Roey Sweet?!

December 13, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and they came back from a 3-1 score to take it to overtime, thanks to Boeser and Horvat. However, they ended up losing 4-3! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe […]

Toni Rachel Old, Misfortune Opheliac, Sadies Ariel, Joley Oxenreider Hidaka

September 18, 2017

Deb emailed me to say that she and Dylan can’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner after all, since she just found out that her niece has a birthday celebration that same day. Then Vanessa wanted to know if she could just chill here after working at UBC on Sunday. She can’t go to […]

Bob Noonoo, squab on a stick, Cow Spit, Lakewood Treasury, HinesCo Starbucks

October 23, 2016

The Canucks played the Ducks in the Anaheim home opener at 5 today, and lost 4-2. From Julie: Bob Noonoo?! Sounds like baby talk! After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Arvada Roach […]

Not coming by / Sharon plans / Toilet slime neon ass / Doing mazes in the shower

May 28, 2016

Harmony emailed me yesterday to say that she might stay home instead of going to Hillcrest library because it could be wet outside today, according to the weather forecast. Jon called this morning at 8:40 to tell me not to worry about coming by; I just hope they have a rain plan for tomorrow’s birthday […]

Dinesty Restaurant! / Ghana Peppermint chocolate! / Strawberry cheesecake truffles!

May 25, 2016

Before I met Mom and Dad at Dinesty Restaurant for lunch and a new comforter, I went to London Drugs at 11 for some on-sale rayon and bamboo Secret socks (the 25% off sale expired today!), a Whittaker’s Ghana Peppermint chocolate block / a Whittaker’s Peanut Butter chocolate block (220g each!) for Lisa’s birthday, and […]

12/13/14! Velcro fruit! Exploring the heater! McNuggets! Bad Michael!

December 13, 2014

12/13/14 – The last consecutive date until 1/2/34! Karla also reminded me that at 9:10:11 this morning, there were SIX consecutive numbers! I got to Jon and Harmony’s before 11 this morning as usual (the coffee kicked in earlier than I thought it would), and Ayler looked at me while playing with a bunch of […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Jo-Jz (Juniper_Rising)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJoanieMaloney’s Syndrome Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: hand numbness, rapid heartbeat, vague constipation, walking like an Egyptian Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJoeitis Cause: computer virus Symptoms: embarrassing noises, tongue retraction, seeing dead […]