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Bob Noonoo, squab on a stick, Cow Spit, Lakewood Treasury, HinesCo Starbucks

October 23, 2016

The Canucks played the Ducks in the Anaheim home opener at 5 today, and lost 4-2. From Julie: Bob Noonoo?! Sounds like baby talk! After Sarah’s rescue from Tim Hines and defeating the fourth Sanctuary boss in Scotland, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg) stay overnight at the Arvada Roach […]

Not coming by / Sharon plans / Toilet slime neon ass / Doing mazes in the shower

May 28, 2016

Harmony emailed me yesterday to say that she might stay home instead of going to Hillcrest library because it could be wet outside today, according to the weather forecast. Jon called this morning at 8:40 to tell me not to worry about coming by; I just hope they have a rain plan for tomorrow’s birthday […]

Dinesty Restaurant! / Ghana Peppermint chocolate! / Strawberry cheesecake truffles!

May 25, 2016

Before I met Mom and Dad at Dinesty Restaurant for lunch and a new comforter, I went to London Drugs at 11 for some on-sale rayon and bamboo Secret socks (the 25% off sale expired today!), a Whittaker’s Ghana Peppermint chocolate block / a Whittaker’s Peanut Butter chocolate block (220g each!) for Lisa’s birthday, and […]

12/13/14! Velcro fruit! Exploring the heater! McNuggets! Bad Michael!

December 13, 2014

12/13/14 – The last consecutive date until 1/2/34! Karla also reminded me that at 9:10:11 this morning, there were SIX consecutive numbers! I got to Jon and Harmony’s before 11 this morning as usual (the coffee kicked in earlier than I thought it would), and Ayler looked at me while playing with a bunch of […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Jo-Jz (Juniper_Rising)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJoanieMaloney’s Syndrome Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: hand numbness, rapid heartbeat, vague constipation, walking like an Egyptian Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withJoeitis Cause: computer virus Symptoms: embarrassing noises, tongue retraction, seeing dead […]

FRIENDS, ORPHAN BLACK, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, GILMORE GIRLS, puns

September 22, 2014

I was somewhat surprised when the usual suspect asked how I was at 9 PM last night while I was doing my own thing, but I told him that I’d had a literal bloody morning. He wondered if I needed any help since he was just waiting for the train; no, but it would have […]

Cats, one-year death anniversary, graveside visit, Tintin Seafood Restaurant

October 26, 2013

Mike picked me up at 8:45 last night; I could barely finish the pasta he did make for me because I really wasn’t that hungry! He was so tired later that I just let him sleep after talking about toilet paper, (hypothetical) personal things, exes, cats, dates in December / January, wages, and such. This […]

Green swirls on a Walking Bushie and Spud Bug!

June 1, 2013

GOT GREEN SWIRLS ON A WALKING BUSHIE AND A SPUD BUG! Hayden got on Mumble, and we talked about stupid idiots blocking you when they can’t take their own medicine. Ugh! Talked to Eve, Thomas, Marko, and Joe W. later about drinking, FRIENDS characters, the distinct lack of Red Wings fans, the L.A.-Blackhawks game, the […]

“We’re at church on the same day? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!”

May 12, 2013

I was up at 6 AM – what the fuck, body?! Gave me time to go through dungeons like the Torna Canal and Ship Graveyard, though! Mom and Dad gave me a bagful of stuff: a very cheap toothbrush, Easter lollipop rings, a creme Easter egg, jellybeans x2, Spanish Rice / Long Grain and Wild […]

Birthday Gifts, 2012 Edition

September 30, 2012

This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in YEAR: * “friends” birthday dinner on the 15th at Joey’s on Broadway with white Eric, Chinese Eric, Christon, Kevin, and Randal * a $10 Karma Koin online gaming card from Chinese Eric * a card, Chinese chopsticks, a bowl, and fragile balls […]