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Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

NAKED! / Friends-only banners: Crab baby and pentagram, lemon, Matt Good’s RICO

February 22, 2020

In exactly two years, it’ll be 2/2/22! WHAT A NUMERIC COINCIDENCE! The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 6-3 to the Carolina Hurricanes’ Zamboni driver David Ayres playing an emergency goalie role! HAHAHAHA! The Canucks played the Bruins tonight at 7, and WON 9-3! Tyler Toffoli got two goals! From Reddit: The referees have unveiled new uniforms […]

A giant sack of SHIT! / NewYearsPrep FlamHam! / 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

December 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Amazon: A giant sack of shit contains realistic human and dog poops! After Christmas, I am now NewYearsPrep FlamHam in Shiwa’s Discord server! My 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

Cards Received, 2019!

December 29, 2019

Special 2019 (1) * Nepenthes: “Flamsterette_X, I hope this feminist BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO pin makes its way quickly to you. Thank you for rehoming her. 🙂 Enjoy. My name’s Latin for a type of pitcher plant.” * s Birthday 2019 (3) * Julie: “Happy birthday to you! Here’s to many more […]

Å, Norway?! / Mendolssohn Uy?! MUSIC! / Esenam Loveopuko?! What the heck?!

November 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and won 5-2 with Demko in net after a 4-0 lead! Å, Norway?! Mendelssohn Uy?! Someone’s parents REALLY liked Felix Mendelssohn and classical music… From a Livejournal Facebook group member request: Esenam Loveopuko?! So, you love to puke?! Also, she describes herself as a HE and HIM, […]

Corno Pronk?! / Justice, Credence, Trinity, Epiphany, Ardor, and Solace?!

September 29, 2019

It’s International Coffee Day today! 😀 Corno Pronk?! From Holiday_Wishes in November 2006: Rosebunch named her kids Justice (10-year-old boy), Credence (9-year-old boy), Trinity (4-year-old girl), Epiphany (3-year-old girl), Ardor (1.5-year old girl), and Solace (6-month-old girl) … WTF?

Cory Phast Lane?! What a name! / Rock Ya-Sin?! / O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

June 20, 2019

Cory Phast Lane?! Rock Ya-Sin?! O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

Frying Pan Lake, New Zealand?! / A Mr. Saturn sweatshirt?! / Naked Aphrodite!

May 10, 2019

I had a banana-chocolate muffin, cut strawberries, and coffee for breakfast. Lunch was some leftovers including butter chicken. Dinner: Thai eggplant curry with peppers and bamboo, rice, naan bread, plus Tillamook Malted Moo ice cream! Tillamook Malted Moo Shake ice cream: Smooth, rich malted vanilla ice cream with chocolatey fudge chips! Frying Pan Lake at […]

Cards Received, 2018!

March 19, 2019

Cards Received, 2018! Special 2018 (2) * Cuya: “Flamsterette! Thank you so much for your continued support! It’s awesome hanging out with you online! Enjoy these things, please! ♥ – Cuya!” [a Ness from EARTHBOUND perler and two homemade green heart-shaped soaps!] * Vanessa and Jason: “Hi! Here’s Cassidy’s birth announcement. One of these days, […]

Chinese New Year 2019! YEAR OF THE PIG! / Assfed ground beef?! NOT SEAFOOD!

February 5, 2019

COFFEE TIME! I found out that Chrissy has deleted her Facebook again – what the heck?! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-2 on bullshit calls… 新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2019! It’s the Year of the Earth Pig! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2019 with dragons, […]