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2020 NFL Draft Funny Names: Tua Tagovailoa, Quintez Cephus, Leki Fotu, and more!

July 2, 2020

From the Blog of Funny Names: Tristan Wirfs plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Prince Tega Wanogho plays football?! His parents were Prince Phillip U.D. and Princess Onome Wanogho?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Yetur Gross-Matos plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: CeeDee Lamb plays football?! From the Blog of […]

Enlarged LJ dragon icons! / Green dragon emojis! / Petco grey dragon figurines!

June 11, 2020

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! I read this morning that the NHL and NHLPA have agreed to start training camps on JULY 10, so I texted Chinese Eric, told Steph to tell Brad to restart his NHL subscription then, and posted it in hockey groups / on hockey pages / in CANUCKS NATION. 😀 Enlarged roaring dragon […]

Uncle Ben’s Tomato Herb rice! / Tarsha?! / Lovetta Armstead / Jazzmen Montgomery

May 17, 2020

I finally got an answer to my LiveJournal crossposting woes from Dreamwidth: “I’m sorry about the continuing problems with crossposting. LiveJournal’s abuse detection systems have gotten significantly more sensitive. They’re no longer responding to our contacts about this and are claiming to Dreamwidth users who contact them that they’re no longer able to whitelist our […]

No oysters! / Spicy Chicken Mr. Noodles! / Grey Tyrannosaurus Rex skull shower!

May 13, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more raw oysters of ANY kind! No Winter Creek, no Mac’s, and NO Fanny Bay raw oysters! My immune system can’t handle it anymore! DIARRHEA! I don’t think I’ll use Dreamwidth anymore because support people have NOT gotten back to me in a timely fashion about the crossposting issue! It will NOT […]

ZOODLES! / Wanda Musk?! YUMMY! / Earnie and Syble Stokes?! / Doll Shrimp Wonton!

May 10, 2020

Today is Mother’s Day 2020. I merely texted Mom. Whatever. At least I don’t have to do the combined Mother’s Day and birthday dinner THIS year! ZOODLES! SNACK TIME! From Youtube: Wanda Musk is a Korean-American?! Mmm, musk… From Youtube and FATAL VOWS: Earnie and Syble Stokes?! BAD SPELLINGS OF ERNIE AND SYBIL! Breakfast: Doll […]

LJ 21 years, red dragon with skull, purple dragon with claws, brown dragons x3!

May 6, 2020

I set up a WhatsApp video call with Steph for this afternoon, and she called at 4:50 when they were eating dinner. Henry and Fraser were having broccoli and toast and some veggies, and wanted to show me how scary they were by pretending to be dinosaurs. I said I was a dragon and asked […]

Ganja, Azerbaijan?! 4:20 on 4/20/2020! THC-infused toilet paper from Meijer’s!

April 20, 2020

It’s 4:20 on 4/20! HAR HAR HAR! Ganja, Azerbaijan? QUIRKY COINCIDENCE BECAUSE IT’S 4/20 TODAY! From Janet on LJ, aka Ghost_Light: On 4/20/2020 at 4:20, there will be four 20s. Ultra-strong THC-infused toilet paper to calm your ass down against the coronavirus! So strong and absorbent, you’ll shit – thanks, Meijer!

Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

NAKED! / Friends-only banners: Crab baby and pentagram, lemon, Matt Good’s RICO

February 22, 2020

In exactly two years, it’ll be 2/2/22! WHAT A NUMERIC COINCIDENCE! The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 6-3 to the Carolina Hurricanes’ Zamboni driver David Ayres playing an emergency goalie role! HAHAHAHA! The Canucks played the Bruins tonight at 7, and WON 9-3! Tyler Toffoli got two goals! From Reddit: The referees have unveiled new uniforms […]

A giant sack of SHIT! / NewYearsPrep FlamHam! / 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

December 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Amazon: A giant sack of shit contains realistic human and dog poops! After Christmas, I am now NewYearsPrep FlamHam in Shiwa’s Discord server! My 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!