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Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

LITERALLY, tasty ass crackers, taking up space on the sofa, sexy text messages

July 26, 2016

This CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS comic is from Wesley: “And when I heard the news… it literally crushed me.” “It LITERALLY crushed you?” “Yes, it literally crushed me. Every single bone in my body was shattered. I had to undergo severe surgery and physical therapy.” “Hah, yeah, I’m sure.” “You don’t believe me? You’re killing me. […]

Luminous body wash! / Harry Beard / Prissy?! / The first rule of Thesaurus Club!

April 16, 2016

EARTHBOUND walkthrough with commentary by Yoshiller – much better than 20 minutes of fanart at the end of a stream or fractured English, as in the Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream! I cancelled on Harmony again last night (via Facebook message this time) as I’m just barely beginning to feel better. Then I went to Shoppers […]

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!

White-Power, Johnson-Holder, Crapp-Beer, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 14, 2016

White-Power! What makes this even better is that they’re black! Johnson-Holder! Crapp-Beer! Little-Gay! Hunt-Kapture! Stoker-Dailey! Speedy-Zieper! Wanamaker-Popp! Poore-Sapp! Appel-Bottum! Loveless-Beaver! Seymour-Butts! Pickup-Pigg! Dick-Bender! Busch-Graber! Coke-Head! Dunnam-Favors! (done him favors)

Grandma, Wesley, Josh, and a church library (dream) / Are You a People Pleaser?

August 19, 2015

I had a dream where Grandma tried getting me to appreciate Wesley’s humor while we were attempting to restock the church library, which consisted of one white bookshelf of paperbacks in the old church balcony. Josh A. was also talking to me on Gmail chat about our friendship while Dad was trying to get me […]

Pads and on-sale Cottonelle toilet paper! / Dead Galuf speaking in the Sealed Castle!

August 9, 2015

I went to London Drugs at 11:30 and got bulk pads and on-sale Cottonelle toilet paper x2, then was home at 12:15 on a 407. Good thing the sale lasts for a while in case I decide to buy more! I also took a shower and did my laundry! The FINAL FANTASY V party finally […]

What CLUELESS Character Are You? / Melloh?!

June 8, 2015

You Are Josh You are smart to the point of bordering on nerdy, but you’re too hip to be considered a true nerd. You are a serious person, and you care a lot about important global issues. You hope to help solve some of the world’s problems. What CLUELESS Character Are You? Blogthings: 100’s of […]

Pining for the fjords, Josh! / 6-2 loss to San Jose / Reddit SnoopSnoo word cloud

March 3, 2015

“I want my tombstone to say ‘I’m pining for the fjords’ because that’s a great line from MONTY PYTHON.” – Josh Gaines, July 2003 I called Barry about the Amacon rent increase form this afternoon, but got no answer. Pastor Dan emailed us all about small group tomorrow – let’s just hope I don’t get […]