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Paulo coming over for noodles and ginger ale! NO SPICY! / G’Mario Charleston?!

April 18, 2019

Paulo let me know yesterday that he could come over tonight for noodles and ginger ale, which totally worked for me! Definitely no alcohol after last Friday for him, especially not with the stated effects on his body and liver! Today, he said he could come over around 8 unless that was too late – […]

Thatcher Demko! / Keaira?! / Samyah pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! (not Sam-Yeah?!)

January 18, 2019

The Canucks played the Sabres at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a seesaw game! Thatcher Demko is the first Canucks goalie in history to start off 2-0! From Julie: Stephanie and Josh are fine, but Keaira?! From Julie: Samyah is pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! Nope, we both think of “Sam-Yeah”!

Replacement bathroom items! / Lever 2000! Nivea! / Maeghann and Zakk McClure?!

December 1, 2018

COFFEE TIME while I’m still figuring out why Jimmy blocked me instead of just talking to me about what I did… I should have posed it as a hypothetical a while ago! Then again, he probably doesn’t trust me anymore after what I did, which I can now regret and understand! The Canucks played the […]

Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! / Bill Boner?! / Christmas Joye Abbott?!

January 25, 2018

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. “Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I’ll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!” Eating Salmon Jerky Cuya’s black pepper salmon jerky! From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! […]

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

The Canucks bandwagon, Scretia Burke, Lee-Ann Register, Abigail Hermione Irwin

October 29, 2017

Auntie Catherine emailed me back to say that we could meet at Broadway Station on the 3rd before deciding where to eat lunch. That works for me! Better than (seven blocks from) King Edward Station as in previous years, haha! Eve posted this on my ex-friend Fiann’s wall, and I grabbed it before unfriending him […]

Birthday Wishes in 2017!

September 25, 2017

Sushi boat for two from MEGA SUSHI in Steveston: Appetizer tempura, big boss roll, California roll, two pieces of tuna sashimi, two pieces of salmon sashimi, two pieces of ebi, ebi sunomono, and miso soup! Birthday stuff from Vanessa: Dutch chips (Bali Kroepoek), Dutch chocolate sprinkles (Quino boterhamkorrels) to be used on toast, and five […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Chelsea Gravil, Michaila Eshelman, Alison Steiner, Andrewina McCubbin, Josh Dull

August 25, 2017

Today is Humility Day! I sent Kevin an email earlier to wish him a happy birthday, OF COURSE! From Not Always Right: Chelsea Gravil?! Reminds me of Gravol, hahaha! Apparently, Chelsea Gravil is in a relationship with someone named Michaila Eshelman. That’s not how you spell MICHAELA! From Not Always Right: Alison Steiner?! Reminds me […]

Middle fingers and boners, Racist Park, General Leo Christophe, Kuba Psuty

June 9, 2017

I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn’t accepted. FUCK! From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. From Engrish.com and Library […]