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Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Chelsea Gravil, Michaila Eshelman, Alison Steiner, Andrewina McCubbin, Josh Dull

August 25, 2017

Today is Humility Day! I sent Kevin an email earlier to wish him a happy birthday, OF COURSE! From Not Always Right: Chelsea Gravil?! Reminds me of Gravol, hahaha! Apparently, Chelsea Gravil is in a relationship with someone named Michaila Eshelman. That’s not how you spell MICHAELA! From Not Always Right: Alison Steiner?! Reminds me […]

Middle fingers and boners, Racist Park, General Leo Christophe, Kuba Psuty

June 9, 2017

I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn’t accepted. FUCK! From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. From Engrish.com and Library […]

Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

LITERALLY, tasty ass crackers, taking up space on the sofa, sexy text messages

July 26, 2016

This CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS comic is from Wesley: “And when I heard the news… it literally crushed me.” “It LITERALLY crushed you?” “Yes, it literally crushed me. Every single bone in my body was shattered. I had to undergo severe surgery and physical therapy.” “Hah, yeah, I’m sure.” “You don’t believe me? You’re killing me. […]

Luminous body wash! / Harry Beard / Prissy?! / The first rule of Thesaurus Club!

April 16, 2016

EARTHBOUND walkthrough with commentary by Yoshiller – much better than 20 minutes of fanart at the end of a stream or fractured English, as in the Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream! I cancelled on Harmony again last night (via Facebook message this time) as I’m just barely beginning to feel better. Then I went to Shoppers […]

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!

White-Power, Johnson-Holder, Crapp-Beer, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 14, 2016

White-Power! What makes this even better is that they’re black! Johnson-Holder! Crapp-Beer! Little-Gay! Hunt-Kapture! Stoker-Dailey! Speedy-Zieper! Wanamaker-Popp! Poore-Sapp! Appel-Bottum! Loveless-Beaver! Seymour-Butts! Pickup-Pigg! Dick-Bender! Busch-Graber! Coke-Head! Dunnam-Favors! (done him favors)

Grandma, Wesley, Josh, and a church library (dream) / Are You a People Pleaser?

August 19, 2015

I had a dream where Grandma tried getting me to appreciate Wesley’s humor while we were attempting to restock the church library, which consisted of one white bookshelf of paperbacks in the old church balcony. Josh A. was also talking to me on Gmail chat about our friendship while Dad was trying to get me […]