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Jeanine Mullen, Waltfredo Davis-Mullen, Jaseri Mullen, and Jaion Mullen?!

September 9, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. It wasn’t raining in Richmond, then was very little rain at Marine Drive, but it was like Noah’s Ark Flood when I got off at Mount Pleasant! Turns out Beckett was sleeping when I was almost soaked as I […]

SO MUCH TEA! / Therapy, school, and climbing on me! / Eyes up here, Michael…

August 29, 2019

Dad picked me up at about 2:15, having dropped Ayler off at Brooke’s already. I opted just to carry the bag of stuff Mom wanted him to give to me, listening to him say that Mom wanted to make sure I was okay. Yeah, that would be fine most of the time for sure. The […]

Ribs, blueberries, memory, rules, stormtroopers / Betty Gray and Reeda Roundy?!

August 6, 2019

I discovered REDRUM this morning, but still took a shower to help me feel better. After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET PLUMBING PROBLEM: IT WOULDN’T FLUSH PROPERLY! I left a note with Hester to cover my ass AND called her about it, but then I had to leave immediately since I had no time […]

A poop emoji beanie, an inflatable Halloween costume on toilet, a Poo Dough toy

July 25, 2019

Rishu from Touchstone emailed me today, then called at 2:15 after I’d just gotten in from a break. Next Thursday (August 1) at 3 sounds okay to me. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji beanie! From Julie M. and Wish: An inflatable fat jumpsuit costume that you can wear while sitting on the […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

National Bubble Tea Day! / Vanessa plans! / Shay and WHITE GIRL FLOW! / Spring?!

April 30, 2019

Today is National Bubble Tea Day! 😀 I made plans with Vanessa to hang out on May 20 before she has to work at 3. From TYRA: Shay believes she has good hair because it has “white girl flow”?! From Julie: Another white girl named Spring, this time on DR. PHIL?!

Steveston Pizza at Holly’s! / Alpha Omega Nickelberry III?!

April 9, 2019

Yesterday, Holly invited me to Steveston Pizza at her place tonight. Nobody was going to have the $850 pizza! (“SEENAY: Medley of tiger prawns, lobster ratatouille, smoked steelhead, Russian Osetra caviar, snowed with Italian white truffles $850”) After I showered and had COFFEE TIME, Brian kindly picked me up at the hospital at 7:10 even […]

Sukhdeep, Mister Rambo Campos Diaz, Jazz Singsanong, high-fives with a chair

April 6, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blues at 1 in their last game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 in the shootout… Sukhdeep on a receipt?! Mister Rambo Campos Diaz?! Jazz Singsanong is the co-owner of the Jitlada Thai Restaurant in Los Angeles?! From Not Always Right: Some people just need a high-five. […]

Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

March 31, 2019

I’ve been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so… HA! From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add “with a chainsaw.” Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?! From my […]

Moritz Seider?! / Slag Lane, Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

March 21, 2019

From the r/canucks Discord server: A German prospect named Moritz Seider?! Reminds me of apple cider AND those yummy Moritz Icy Squares chocolates at Christmas! Moritz Icy Squares: From the Daily Mail: There’s a Slag Lane in Heydock, Merseyside, England?!