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When you poop and there’s no more toilet paper…. YIKES!

August 30, 2020

GOOD TIMING! I’m going to shower and do some laundry later. When you poop and there’s no more toilet paper…

Life Candy yellow shower pouf, Crave turkey bacon ranch melt, Destinee, Shaila

August 22, 2020

After I took a shower, Eric Ho texted me to say he isn’t sure about tomorrow, and wants to know whether we could do mac and cheese or takeout dinner for the Vegas game hangout. I thought about it and knew I wanted to make my pasta specialty for World Mushroom Day tomorrow, so let’s […]

CANUCKS VS. WILD! / Orange dragon, snarling yellow dragon, turquoise dragon

July 10, 2020

It’s a warrior theme or coincidence today! I JUST HEARD ABOUT THE CANUCKS VS. WILD PLAYOFF QUALIFYING GAMES SCHEDULE! Of course, I shared it in my hockey Facebook groups and texted the entire schedule to Chinese Eric while adding it to my August status draft AND WordPress drafts! (“good luck to Jamie Warner!”) Time to […]

Mamee chicken noodles, arcobaleno farfalle pasta, Wendy’s zero-calorie key tag

May 1, 2020

I went out with a Miniso face mask at 12:30 on a 407. Went to Lansdowne T and T with my Asian old lady shopping cart to see if I could get a box of 50 face masks for $31. After lining up for 20 minutes because the line snaked around the market area of […]

A dragon trinket treasure box! / Jukella, Rashad, Lanay, Chiquita, and Annyia?!

April 25, 2020

From Dragons and Dragon Fantasy Art Addiction: Stunning dragon with sword trinket box fantasy art ornament… awesome! From Julie: Rashad is okay, but Jukella?! From Julie: Chiquita?! From Julie: Lanay?! From Julie: Annyia?! Couldn’t make up your minds between Annie and Anna?!

Sick Homestar Runner, my buffering blank black Youtube screen, Cece Moore

April 6, 2020

Ayler called at 6:05 to play me a seven-minute MINUET IN G and say he was making apple pie. He also asked what was “that noise” – it’s called YOUTHFUL ANTHEM from MOTHER 3! From Matt: Homestar Runner Wiki has these funny coronavirus-themed logos! Here’s a sick Homestar with a thermometer! I got this buffering […]

D’Mani Mellor, Alpha Dionkou, Axel Tuanzebe, Tahitha Chong, Largie Ramazani

April 6, 2020

I went out at 2:35 on a 407 and bought President’s Choice meat lasagna and Hungry-Man Salisbury Steak from Shoppers; Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles / spicy mushroom cuttlefish noodles, Milk2Go banana milk, Dairyland 1% milk, four little porcelain dishes or bowls, NEW Tostitos Hint of Spicy Queso tortilla chips, Knorr Chicken Sidekicks from Price […]

Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

March 12, 2020

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus. From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?! From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?! From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

Frozen computer mouse and keyboard! / Fart Buddy!

January 6, 2020

My computer gave me a scare at 7:10 when the keyboard AND mouse froze! Luckily, I had my phone and could look stuff up. A restart cured it, but I should really get a backup at London Drugs one of these days… Fart Buddy!