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Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING! / Climax, Pennsylvania?! / Chicken Mr. Noodles!

February 9, 2020

Hahaha, Cummings and Climax are an orgasm coincidence or theme today! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Haleigh Cummings?! BAD SPELLING OF HAILEY OR HALEY! It’s the tenth anniversary on February 9 and February 10, too! Climax, Pennsylvania?! Mr. Noodles in chicken flavor!

My pasta specialty! / Missy Molly Mold Spore?! / Leg cramps and technical death!

January 27, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Thatcher Demko and Bo Horvat’s insurance empty-netter with five seconds remaining! Nine wins in a row, the first time since 2009! The first team all season to beat the Blues at home in regulation after they were leading in the first period! […]

LaFonda Fay Foster?! / Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?!

December 27, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7, and s. From Female Killers / DEADLY WOMEN: LaFonda Fay Foster?! Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?! Ronkeya’s mom is named Edith and her sister is named Angel, which are NORMAL!

Jeanine Mullen, Waltfredo Davis-Mullen, Jaseri Mullen, and Jaion Mullen?!

September 9, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. It wasn’t raining in Richmond, then was very little rain at Marine Drive, but it was like Noah’s Ark Flood when I got off at Mount Pleasant! Turns out Beckett was sleeping when I was almost soaked as I […]

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?!

ANOTHER Mike Litoris in Portland?! / James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?!

April 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Julie sent me a picture of my 2019 birthday card in the windowsill display! “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” From List25: There is ANOTHER Mike Litoris?! Poor kid! James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?! James Bond 007, everyone!

Florida is a place, not a human name!

September 19, 2018

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! The Canucks played the Flames at 7 in their second game of the 2018-2019 training camp tonight, and lost 4-1… the empty-netter didn’t help! From Youtube: Speaking of place names as human names… FLORIDA EDWARDS?!

Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia!