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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

Marko Velimir Kobak, Nail Railovich Yakupov, the hearts in Tule being for Faris

July 11, 2017

Hester dropped by at 8:25 (after being VERY impatient when I didn’t answer her knocking in two seconds) to inform me how lucky I was: I’m getting a new fridge / freezer tomorrow! She told her supervisors about it, and it took less than a week! I should have told her about it in May […]

Attacking flying dragon, dragon blowing out candles, drowning buckets of urine

July 7, 2017

From Krista: Attacking flying green dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: The dilemma of blowing out candles when you’re a fire-breathing dragon… The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party stays overnight at Tycoon Castle after seeing the Ruined City rise up in the sky. Faris tells Lenna, “The next morning, I killed my mother in her […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

A backwards-talking broom in Gaia! / The Bottled Fairy from the Caravan!

June 14, 2017

The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to fly into Gaia, where they come across this backwards-talking broom! “Do you have great Power?” it asks them in backwards speak. The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to […]

SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE Enemies, #1-123!

June 13, 2017

These are all the enemies I could find in SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. I used this walkthrough as a guide. Thanks, BSulphur! This walkthrough helped me through the game; thanks, KeyBlade999! Use the lute in the Temple of Chaos by facing the stone slab and pressing A. Codes for the game on BSFree. Goomba Koopa […]

Arborio rice and mushroom risotto, emotions, the path to success, Jarome Iginla

May 27, 2017

I once showed my ex-friend Laura C. this picture of arborio rice being used in mushroom risotto! From Reddit and Robin Grille’s HEART TO HEART PARENTING: Time and time again, children are heavily reprimanded for committing the offense of crying or being angry. Let’s get this straight: emotions are not bad behavior. Emotions don’t hurt […]