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SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia! Advertisements

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! / Peter Klaven?! / Pushing the envelope!

February 3, 2018

The Canucks played Tampa Bay at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2, thanks in part to a bullshit penalty shot call. From Julie: Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! From Smosh: There’s a realtor named Peter Klaven?! Just like the I LOVE YOU, MAN character! From Pete and Punny Pete: No matter how much you push […]

The Bob-omb, the Cave of Moles with no dwarves! / Here Lies Erdrick in Elfland

January 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME at 3, I left for Jon’s at 4:25 (later than usual – still enough light outside!) to make it on time at 5. Even though I knew I’d be there in time for dinner, I still bought a BBQ pork bun at Kam Do Bakery. Once I knocked on the window, Randal […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Krissandra Humphrey?! / Zeus Morales?! / Crysania Dante?! / Catie Stankorb?!

January 4, 2018

I decided to go out on the 407 to Yaohan, but that actually took fucking forever compared to going to the Canada Line and taking it to Aberdeen Station. Ugh, never again! I had some noodles with beef internal organs after buying Soo Spicy Szechuan beef jerky, Soo Keta wild Pacific salmon black pepper jerky, […]