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DOUBLE PENETRATOR! / Sergey Tuganov died after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

April 29, 2017

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?! From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Deb took me out for a belated birthday lunch! / Rice with herpes?! YUCKY!

October 14, 2016

Deb said that she would take me out for a belated lunch for my birthday. After a bunch of emails between me, her, Sharon, and Vicky, we settled on something which wasn’t ramen! I hadn’t been to IHOP since 25 March 2009, and I hadn’t been to De Dutch since February 13, 2011 with Eric, […]

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free / Heaven sounding beautiful / Hamburger Bell

October 9, 2016

From Julie via Creepy Stuff: Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet. Heaven must sound beautiful… because it’s hell down here. From Vomitorium: I wonder if there are restaurants in Mexico called HAMBURGER BELL staffed by Caucasians who won’t eat their food because it’s not authentic.

Gay wrestler boyfriends?! / David Dollar was an economist?!

September 20, 2016

Julie S. was watching STEVE WILKOS on July 22: “Is my boyfriend a gay wrestler?” That’s a crazy talk show premise, man! He was indeed a gay wrestler, haha. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: David DOLLAR was an ECONOMIST at the World BANK?!

Buying cake and managing diabetes, Robert Barrow church of love, mental hospital

September 19, 2016

I switched back to Chrome because at least YouTube videos AND Reddit Enhancement Suite both work well on there, unlike Slimjet / Opera! I think I’ll have to put up with the files which it constantly creates. From Reddit: Why is a “Need help managing your diabetes?” sign right next to a grocery store cake […]

Vince Offer, salesman / Sally Ride, astronaut / Usain Bolt is a runner?!

July 10, 2016

Vince OFFER is a SALESMAN?! Sally RIDE was an ASTRONAUT?! Usain BOLT is a RUNNER?!

Bruce Willis Caraballo Alvarez! / Malaysian-style double burger! / Aavak Dragon!

June 29, 2016

Bruce Willis Caraballo Alvarez?! From Laura: A Malaysian-style double burger! From Youtube: Aavak Dragon!

No hero, Don Key, Quanique Thomas-Hameen, Daquantrius Johnson, John Boehner

April 4, 2016

Elias Alberto Salcedo Morales and Christia Marie Degoma added me to Facebook – DENIED! Vancouver played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and won 3-2! They won three games in a row for the first time this season! Attempting to leave the DRAGON QUEST III SNES hero behind at Ruida’s Tavern in Aliahan: “If FLAMSTER were […]

5-2, Brad Slaughter, Drew Peacock, Anita Hummer, Sly, Jeanell, Michelle Dick

March 14, 2016

HAPPY PI DAY! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. Brad Slaughter is the meat manager! Drew Peacock?! (Droopy Cock) Anita Hummer?! From Julie: Michelle Dick?! From Julie: Sly and Jeanell?!

Salmon jerky! / Walker’s Shortbread! / Towel sales! / OH MY PORK! BABY DRAGO!

February 1, 2016

I went out at 3 and got an on-sale Walker’s Shortbread box, an on-sale Ralph Lauren dark blue bath towel and an on-sale clearance Lacoste dark blue handtowel (crocodile!) from the Bay, then returned the MARTEX towels to London Drugs. While I was out, I got West Coast Select original salmon jerky from Shoppers Drug […]