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Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

KidsExchange?! Master Bait and Tackle?! / Caulk falling out?! / Too many genders

February 4, 2020

There was snow this morning at 11 AM! Of all the people, Auntie Vonnie texted me (at least identifying herself, unlike either of my parents) saying that the building insurance had expired as of January 4, so I had to call Hester to find out if I still needed it (yes), and then tell her […]

11 herbs and spices / Memories on stairs / Bunghole Liquors?! Hooker Cockram?!

February 1, 2020

COFFEE TIME! To my surprise, Andre (from Stryn, Norway) had reactivated his Facebook account for now to “stay in touch” with the Fearsome Canucks group, so I took advantage of it to untag / delete pics of him that I’d tagged. The Canucks played the Islanders today at 10 AM thanks to “lovely” East Coast […]

Dream Doughnuts! / Stuffed dragons! MINE! / Banana cream pie Hunt’s pudding!

January 28, 2020

Jon said he’d be home this afternoon since Harmony would be going to a school meeting, but I could still come by if I wanted. The last time I was around when she went to a meeting, Beckett was quite upset! I went anyway, of course. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 on […]

SUNDAY DINNER 2019 with Belgian food! / Coasters and gibberish! / Santa’s Sac!

November 24, 2019

Tonight’s menu: Waterzooi de Poulet (vegetarian version available) Moules Dijonaise Homemade Bread with Einkorn Flour Endive, Apple, and Walnut Salad Martha Stewart’s Belgian Chocolate Cake There will also be a limited selection of Belgian-style beers and beers made from breweries in Belgium. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to a […]

STEALING JOY?! / THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! / 25 PLACENTA RECIPES?! / FOOD AND SPERM?!

April 4, 2018

Phoebe Cheng from Awana unfriended me on Facebook – not a big deal, really. STEALING JOY?! THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! 25 PLACENTA RECIPES: Easy and Delicious recipes for cooking with placenta?! (credit: Cuya’s Discord server) FOOD AND SPERM: Tell me how you eat, and I’ll tell you how your sperms are?! Yes, I know diet affects […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 20! / Alonte?! / Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

March 9, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 20! From Julie: Alonte?! If your prospective baby name is one letter away from ALONE, then it is not a good choice! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: Gordon Ramsay Omelette! You will need two fucking eggs, some fucking salt […]

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

EXTREME IRONING?! / EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! / THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK?! / Condoms!

November 28, 2017

This computer blue-screened just when I was going to go to bed! UGH! From Julie: EXTREME IRONING?! I wouldn’t want to stand up there, let alone iron! EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! No thanks! THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK: COOKING WITH BALLS?! Translation of the Japanese title: CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU?! Oh, Japan…

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!