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STEALING JOY?! / THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! / 25 PLACENTA RECIPES?! / FOOD AND SPERM?!

April 4, 2018

Phoebe Cheng from Awana unfriended me on Facebook – not a big deal, really. STEALING JOY?! THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! 25 PLACENTA RECIPES: Easy and Delicious recipes for cooking with placenta?! (credit: Cuya’s Discord server) FOOD AND SPERM: Tell me how you eat, and I’ll tell you how your sperms are?! Yes, I know diet affects […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 20! / Alonte?! / Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

March 9, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 20! From Julie: Alonte?! If your prospective baby name is one letter away from ALONE, then it is not a good choice! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

EXTREME IRONING?! / EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! / THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK?! / Condoms!

November 28, 2017

This computer blue-screened just when I was going to go to bed! UGH! From Julie: EXTREME IRONING?! I wouldn’t want to stand up there, let alone iron! EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! No thanks! THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK: COOKING WITH BALLS?! Translation of the Japanese title: CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU?! Oh, Japan…

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

A Jacob’s Well fundraising dinner with Korean food: glass noodles galore!

June 5, 2017

Tonight’s menu: Bo Ssam [Korean pork], served with rice, kimchi, ssam sauce, ginger-scallion sauce, lettuce, and love. Jap Chae (Korean glass noodles) Various Banchan: Napa Cabbage Kimchi, Roasted Seaweed, Marinated Bean Sprouts, Soy and Sesame Spinach, Cucumber Kimchi, Garlic Chive Kimchi Beer: BYOB! Barley Tea Aloe Vera Drinks Eric M. called me at 11:30 from […]

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Meocean is a girl’s name?! / BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! / Asians and grades

April 24, 2017

From Julie: Meocean is a girl’s name?! If you identify as the ocean and you’re not a little kid, I’ve got news for you… From Buzzfeed: BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! From Vanessa: “Ling-Ling, why you get B+ at school? You not Bsian, you Asian!”

Aljimo Invader fight glitch in JONBOUND! / Dragonfruit pizza!

March 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Winnipeg at 5 today, and lost 2-1. The JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey / Tomato) are fighting an Aljimo Invader in the Cave of the Past. If this glitch and others like it happen during those fights, I’m lucky that I’m strong […]

Koka noodles, finally! / DUMPLINGS! / A flayed human skull antipasto platter!

October 26, 2016

Got up at 7 AM today for whatever reason, despite going to bed at 12:45! I paid my Shaw bill and hydro bill online today before Barry picked me up for food shopping at about 1:30. We went to both banks, then to Price Smart. I bought pink Excel gum x2, tomato / spicy sesame […]