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Archive for June 2022

Reddit Wholesome Award #7 markdown, Flying Tree server icon, not feeling talky

June 30, 2022

I emailed Randal to wish him a “happy” birthday and he replied to say that we could see each other at Studio Brewing sometime with Jon – sounds good. Uncle Peter and Auntie Ying want to get together at Brentwood again on Saturday, July 2. I doubt that Eric Ho’s funeral will be scheduled for […]

Tequan L. Brown, Timothy Da’Shaun Taylor, and Brittanee Drexel?! / Dumb meetings

June 29, 2022

I showered AGAIN this morning before Steph said that their stickers arrived yesterday. Called Chrystal at 4 PM to update her on the death-filled June: She’s so sorry to hear about all the devastation! After updating Tiff, I left at 4:35 PM on a 401 to get another Carlton Cards sympathy card, a four-pack of […]

Happy rich poo emoji sticker! DOLLARS! / Purple devil poo emoji with horns!

June 28, 2022

Happy rich poo emoji sticker… YAY! Purple devil poo emoji with horns!

Double Pi Day Tau Day! / Breakfast: Seeds of Change Garlic Quinoa and Brown Rice

June 28, 2022

Barry finally texted me back at 10:15 AM saying that we could do food shopping on July 21. From my ex-friend Pete and THUNK: Happy Tau Day today on June 28! 6.283185… Celebrate by eating TWO pies! Double Pi Day! This is the Tau symbol from Wiktionary! A font chart of Tau symbols! Breakfast: Seeds […]

Burn this motherfucker! / My new laundry day setup! / Reddit Cake Award #1

June 27, 2022

I went out at 11:20 AM on a 401 with my portable shopping cart to go to the Lansdowne Dollarama and the Richmond Centre Lenscrafters. Eating with air conditioning at White Spot, fixing my blue light filter glasses lens that popped out, and getting some spare reading glasses at the Lansdowne Dollarama were on the […]

A belated Father’s Day 2022 dinner, LaCroix, black truffle chips, soccer, T-Rex

June 26, 2022

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Frightened poop emoji… YAY! / Picking up poop with blue rubber gloves!

June 25, 2022

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE LONDON DRUGS XXL ZIPLOC BAGS! THEY DON’T ZIP OR SEAL PROPERLY! I left at 9:45 AM on a 401 to get 40 on-sale name-brand Ziploc bags (which work properly with their Grip and Seal Technology!), more on-sale 60-packs of Vim Canada sanitizing wipes x4 (Ocean Fresh x2 / Citrus Clean x2), […]

Imagine spiders screaming at us! / Janeen Hollenbeck?! BAD SPELLING OF JANINE!

June 24, 2022

I dreamed of eating Pho again, so I might do that today. Randal replied to my condolences email, which I wasn’t expecting under the circumstances. Left at 11:10 AM on a 414 shuttle bus, just managed to get a 410 from Pho Lan, and got home at 12:45 PM on a 407 to transition to […]

A discreet menstruation can, Sticky Toffee Pudding gelato, Hot Pepper noodles

June 23, 2022

This Bar Keepers Friend MORE foam cleaner spray works on my grody sink, probably more reliably than Pink Solution for now! 😀 After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:20 AM and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Palmolive Soft Touch Coconut Butter and Orchid dish detergent, two-packs […]

Reddit Helpful Award #7: Antepenultimate game! / Bloodstains true crime bookmark

June 22, 2022

I showered and paid my Shaw and hydro bills online at home today. Then I went out at 11:50 AM on a 414 shuttle bus to grab another death booklet AND a guide on people who die without a will. After taking the 406 Steveston and the 401 One Road, I mailed the death booklet, […]