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Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! / St. Ives pear nectar and soy!

December 19, 2019

The Canucks played the Knights tonight at 7, and s. From Reddit: Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! Jussie is a stupid enough nickname for Justin (does it really NEED a cute nickname?!), but JURNEE is a very bad spelling of JOURNEY. St. Ives pear nectar and soy body wash!

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]

Pixie Fuhrmeister?! / Justin Chigbogu is a baseball player?! / NHL schedule!

June 25, 2019

THE 2019-2020 NHL SCHEDULE IS OUT TODAY! I came across a problem with my HP Laserjet 1020 printer today while printing out the Canucks schedule and generating more “origami paper” for Hiero. It said there was a paper jam, but it had been printing things out just fine a few seconds beforehand! After Googling it […]

Tye isn’t a name! BAD SPELLING! / Page 45 and my love life!

February 25, 2019

John Davis blocked me yesterday because HE was the one who described a comment as an article when I gave a poor description of a Richmond car accident – okay then, Overly Sensitive Idiot. I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National Clam Chowder Day. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and […]

MOTHER 3 again! / Creepy Easter Bunny 29! / Justen?! It should be JUSTIN!

March 18, 2018

I decided to play MOTHER 3 again; it’s been far too long, since April 2014?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 29! From Julie: Justen?! It should be JUSTIN!

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Do not elect Donald Trump! / Gandalf at Applebee’s! / Jay-Z! Jay-Zzzzzzz!

February 7, 2018

Barry called me at 11:40 to see if I could reschedule the appointment on Wednesday the 21st to the next day (the 22nd – a Thursday) at 10:45 AM since he had to take someone to the doctor. I guess so… From Paul Saxberg and Pete: Dear America: You elected George H.W. Bush. We gave […]

Hannette Cocoa Wolf, Fyva Prold, Allayna Groove, Cyntoia Brown, Airynn Wolf

September 30, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #8 (the last one!) against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 3-2! From Not Always Friendly: Hannette Cocoa Wolf?! From Not Always Working: Fyva Prold?! From Not Always Right: Allayna Groove?! That’s not how you spell Alena, but I want to get down with that musical groove, baby! Cyntoia […]