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Lawyer Justin Bieber, financier James Dean, Frank Sinatra in public relations

July 6, 2017

There’s a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?! There’s a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?! There’s a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?! Advertisements

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Spoiled messy siblings, Nokia connocting poopie, FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty

March 29, 2017

From Janina and Rotten Ecards: Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled / ungrateful / messy / bratty child like my sibling. Love, your favorite. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Nokia connocting poopie! From JBook: FINAL FANTASY boss difficulty based on the boss music!

Naked Ness in Magicant! / Dad phone call in Magicant / Ness and his family

February 5, 2017

eric clapton, high, picture posts, discordia, luck, jess, 112, nicknames, tatiana, cynical, vcefc, super bowl, super bowl sunday, the super bowl, hair, roots, pulling, justin c., unfriending me, old friends, snes, 9, x, hacks, cocaine, unfriending, adding, adding me, twice, alterego, xenia, c, carmelina, fraser, frasers, wtf, what the hell, earth, bound, screenshots, gaming, video […]

Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries, Jesus and metal, precision and elegance

December 11, 2016

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 2 today, and lost 3-0. From Sara: Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries?! That Post-It has mistakes on it, too! From Julie: “No, Timmy, I don’t listen to prayers. I listen to metal.” says Jesus! From Vanessa, Engrish.com, and Japan Specialist: Here’s a sign saying “Please urinate with precision […]

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free / Heaven sounding beautiful / Hamburger Bell

October 9, 2016

From Julie via Creepy Stuff: Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet. Heaven must sound beautiful… because it’s hell down here. From Vomitorium: I wonder if there are restaurants in Mexico called HAMBURGER BELL staffed by Caucasians who won’t eat their food because it’s not authentic.

Jeremy and Christon’s 2016 birthday dinner! / Cook rabbit, deer, and goose!

October 2, 2016

I left the house at 4:05 to check out the Kingsgate Mall dollar store, so I could buy 20 general birthday cards ($1.25 each) WITHOUT PINK OR PURPLE ON THEM, in case they end up being given to guys. Then I spent a few minutes getting rid of the plastic wrapping on each and every […]

Dr. L. Justin Payne is a dentist?! / Turok / Character Count Online / Claws

May 3, 2016

Since Letter Count gives me a weird Apache error message now when it worked fine yesterday, I’ll use Character Count Online instead! This is even better since all the changes are immediately displayed! It’s a lightweight online character count tool with percentages and a WORD COUNT function, too! I called the pharmacy next door to […]

Quadruplet comments, five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper, dragon guitar, kidnapping

April 13, 2016

I got a blog comment from a quadruplet! One of the Smythe quadruplets – whose birthday is today – commented on one of my Quadruplet posts! It was Corey; not Justin, Ashley, or Tiffany! Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream Five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper! I WANT THIS DRAGON GUITAR! Have you ever loved someone so much […]