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Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 26! / No Tetley Tea here! / Drinking only one Guinness!

March 15, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Tetley Tea from my apartment. The strings on the tea bags break way too easily! What’s the point of having one dangle from your mug?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 26! From Diane: I’m only having one Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day.

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]

Courtney Muckelroy?! / Dandin Koh?! / Denton Young?! / Lasair Ni Fhionnualann?!

September 13, 2017

I went shopping at 1:10 on a 407, going to Price Smart to get some frozen Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake as my birthday cake / treat to myself, on-sale Zest Ocean Breeze body wash (I’m re-banning Lever 2000 body wash from my apartment), and a little bottle of mango Ramune on Lena’s recommendation. Then I […]

Food passing through ghost spirits at mealtime! / Nicolas Cage and being moist?!

June 6, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Colgate Max Fresh 100 ml stand-up tubes of toothpaste and mouthwash! I don’t like squeezing just air from the bottom of these, and HAVING to have them stand upside-down! From Chuggaaconroy: In MOTHER 3, Duster goes to Osohe Castle, where he sees these friendly ghosts having a party. This ghost tells […]

Mr. Dogfood, Oily Mincemeat, Lardna Mincemeat, Ness in pajamas, Lier X. Agerate

February 26, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning Aroi curry noodles from my apartment. They can make you shart, and give you diarrhea! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff teleport to Twoson from Fourside. They go to the Chaos theatre, where the Runaway Brothers were playing. The theatre manager is named MR. DOGFOOD?! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness […]

MOTHER 2 DELUXE Mu Training in Ranma, with a bonus Dad phone call and garlic!

February 24, 2017

I called Barry this morning at 9 AM after uploading and tagging photos till 3:15 AM. We went to both banks at 9:40 or so, getting back here at 10:05 AM. We talked about politics and another new “increase” which really just is almost all the cost of the yearly bus pass. PRODUCT WARNING: I’m […]

A real-life MARIO piranha plant / Grow, Mario, grow! / Mario + Princess Gwaelin

February 3, 2017

Product warning: I’m banning Myojo Udon noodles from my apartment because the soup base isn’t powdery, but instead sticks to its package! When I got up today at 9:45, it was definitely snowing. Good thing I went out yesterday once I heard about the weather forecast! A real-life MARIO piranha plant… “Dude, I wasn’t that […]

Giegue’s Core, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE coming together, Universal Cosmic Destroyer

January 28, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE O’TASTY DUMPLINGS! THEY FALL APART WAY TOO EASILY WHEN COOKING! It took me TWO HOURS to defeat Ness’s Demon just now in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. I thought that using PK Flash on him might […]