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Tuch Anas?! / Dr. Paul Harms, Takeshita, Ken Raper, Ginny Fuchs, and Rick Hole?!

June 10, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Vaseline lotions with the “smart” blue pumps from my apartment. They’re frustrating to open, and annoying to use! I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to get some iced tea for National Iced Tea Day AND get outdoors for National Get Outdoors Day. Got Brisk lemon iced tea and […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire, England?! / WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF!

March 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning all Seventh Generation dish detergents from my apartment. They don’t pour properly, and get clogged way too easily! What a waste of $15… I was able to have a phone session with Rachel today, thank goodness! The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight… the game went to overtime and a […]

Frank’s Red Hot and MORE Campbell’s Everyday Gourmet soups! / Frosted Flakes!

February 21, 2019

Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got bananas, Earth’s Own oat milk to try with my oatmeal, NEW limited-edition on-sale Olympic Dairy apple cinnamon yogurt, on-sale Olympic Dairy French Vanilla yogurt, lots of GOOD TASTE and JOY dumplings x5, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce (Extra Hot cayenne […]

Jergens lotions! Mi Goreng chips! / MARIO mushrooms, blocks, and flowers!

February 6, 2019

I went out in the freezing weather at 2:15, just managing to get the 401, no thanks to the perpetual construction zone around here! Went to London Drugs to get a replacement for the Vaseline MEN lotion, where the stereotypical cologne scent lingers for HOURS – PRODUCT WARNING! I noticed that Jergens moisturizers were on […]

Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 26! / No Tetley Tea here! / Drinking only one Guinness!

March 15, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Tetley Tea from my apartment. The strings on the tea bags break way too easily! What’s the point of having one dangle from your mug?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 26! From Diane: I’m only having one Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day.

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]

Courtney Muckelroy?! / Dandin Koh?! / Denton Young?! / Lasair Ni Fhionnualann?!

September 13, 2017

I went shopping at 1:10 on a 407, going to Price Smart to get some frozen Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake as my birthday cake / treat to myself, on-sale Zest Ocean Breeze body wash (I’m re-banning Lever 2000 body wash from my apartment), and a little bottle of mango Ramune on Lena’s recommendation. Then I […]