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Courtney Muckelroy?! / Dandin Koh?! / Denton Young?! / Lasair Ni Fhionnualann?!

September 13, 2017

I went shopping at 1:10 on a 407, going to Price Smart to get some frozen Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake as my birthday cake / treat to myself, on-sale Zest Ocean Breeze body wash (I’m re-banning Lever 2000 body wash from my apartment), and a little bottle of mango Ramune on Lena’s recommendation. Then I […]

Food passing through ghost spirits at mealtime! / Nicolas Cage and being moist?!

June 6, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Colgate Max Fresh 100 ml stand-up tubes of toothpaste and mouthwash! I don’t like squeezing just air from the bottom of these, and HAVING to have them stand upside-down! From Chuggaaconroy: In MOTHER 3, Duster goes to Osohe Castle, where he sees these friendly ghosts having a party. This ghost tells […]

Mr. Dogfood, Oily Mincemeat, Lardna Mincemeat, Ness in pajamas, Lier X. Agerate

February 26, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning Aroi curry noodles from my apartment. They can make you shart, and give you diarrhea! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff teleport to Twoson from Fourside. They go to the Chaos theatre, where the Runaway Brothers were playing. The theatre manager is named MR. DOGFOOD?! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness […]

MOTHER 2 DELUXE Mu Training in Ranma, with a bonus Dad phone call and garlic!

February 24, 2017

I called Barry this morning at 9 AM after uploading and tagging photos till 3:15 AM. We went to both banks at 9:40 or so, getting back here at 10:05 AM. We talked about politics and another new “increase” which really just is almost all the cost of the yearly bus pass. PRODUCT WARNING: I’m […]

A real-life MARIO piranha plant / Grow, Mario, grow! / Mario + Princess Gwaelin

February 3, 2017

Product warning: I’m banning Myojo Udon noodles from my apartment because the soup base isn’t powdery, but instead sticks to its package! When I got up today at 9:45, it was definitely snowing. Good thing I went out yesterday once I heard about the weather forecast! A real-life MARIO piranha plant… “Dude, I wasn’t that […]

Giegue’s Core, COGNITIVE DISSONANCE coming together, Universal Cosmic Destroyer

January 28, 2017

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2017! It’s the Year of the Fire Rooster! PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE O’TASTY DUMPLINGS! THEY FALL APART WAY TOO EASILY WHEN COOKING! It took me TWO HOURS to defeat Ness’s Demon just now in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. I thought that using PK Flash on him might […]

Dragon spork, dragon spoon, Colonel Saturn’s Magicant, an irrelevant place

January 16, 2017

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! PRODUCT WARNING: No more Katsuo Udon cup noodles! They make me feel very weird and almost sick just now! These noodles made me feel weird in the head, and almost made me feel like I had to vomit. I had to lie down for a while before the weird feeling […]

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]

Basketball and pumpkin, attempted murder of crows, skeleton curtains, Kleenex ad

October 30, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Kadoya sesame oil! I can’t open the bottle reliably anymore! Lee Kum Kee is $1.50 cheaper for more than 100 additional mL, anyway… Mike never wanted that for whatever reason. Here’s hoping I can open that when I buy it on Tuesday… This is why I can’t open those Kadoya sesame […]

Winnie the Pooh characters on drugs, anagrams, blue butts and office toilets

October 16, 2016

I just finished a LiveJournal tagging idea that I had very late last night involving Doge / Shiba Inu / Kabosu! Might as well finish it before I focus on the hockey game tonight… it only took three hours or so! Product warning: No more pot pies since they aren’t as filling as I thought […]