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I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

Coffee and being dead inside! / The Cell Phone Jail and World’s Smallest Blower!

January 20, 2020

I showered and did laundry today, also needing to buy laundry tokens (September 25, 2019) from Hester. I also finally got her to get the handyman here today or tomorrow, although she claimed not to remember my showing her the phone photo of my bathroom wall. She also thought I was talking about a bathroom […]

Colored green dragons x3, APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY x4, glowing dragon bookmarks!

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! From Julie: A colored green dragon! From Julie: A flying green dragon with Asian kids! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A yellow-green dragon with a coffee mug saying, “Yeah, if you could just go ahead and appreciate us dragons today, that’d be great.” From Holidays That Might Get […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

What I got for Christmas 2019!

January 3, 2020

* Lea D. (plop_O) from Reddit: a Christmas card * Eric M.: Seattle Chocolates truffles in a Woodland Cheer gift box * Jon and Harmony: Pure Nail Spa gift card and a photo card * Christy C. (snoopdawg): a Christmas card * Julie M. (moonshar): a Christmas card * surprise Toasties Totes slipper socks x2 […]

Cards Received, 2019!

December 29, 2019

Special 2019 (1) * Nepenthes: “Flamsterette_X, I hope this feminist BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO pin makes its way quickly to you. Thank you for rehoming her. 🙂 Enjoy. My name’s Latin for a type of pitcher plant.” * s Birthday 2019 (3) * Julie: “Happy birthday to you! Here’s to many more […]

What I gave for Christmas 2019!

December 27, 2019

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. What I gave for Christmas 2019! * lots of Christmas cards and Christmas stuff for my real-life friends! [Windel Advent calendar for Jeremy, Wendel Advent calendar and Delecto assorted dark chocolate box for white Eric, stuffed Santa dog / hot cocoa Hershey’s Kisses / Advent calendars for […]

Daniel Holdom (44), Karlie Pearce-Stevenson (20), and Khandalyce CANDLE Pearce?!

December 25, 2019

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2019! From 60 Minutes Australia: Daniel Holdom (44), KARLIE Pearce-Stevenson (20), and KHANDALYCE (pronounced “Candle-lease”) Pearce?! Reminds me of Holdom Skytrain station, too!

Michelle Christmas: A cool last name! Dolores Umbridge! HARRY POTTER! AZKABAN!

December 23, 2019

Michelle Christmas is an actual Facebook person – our mutual friends include Karla and Alice. She loves HARRY POTTER, and I played Wordscraper against her once. Have You Seen This Wizard? AZKABAN PRISON! Approach with extreme caution! Do not attempt to use magic against this man. Any information leading to the arrest of this man […]

Fuck off… no Merry Christmas! / Sunglasses dragon / Nine Christmas dragons!

December 16, 2019

Chocolate-covered almonds for Chocolate-Covered Anything Day today on December 16! From Julie and I Think My Virginity Is Growing Back: I’m afraid to offend anyone by wishing them a Merry Christmas, so I’m telling everyone I see to fuck off. From Julie: A cool green dragon with sunglasses! Christmas Dragon 1… a brown dragon in […]