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A squatty potty toilet stool and toilet paper earrings!

January 19, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Squatty potty toilet stool?! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet paper earrings! Advertisements

I wanted a pony, not a baby! / Vaginas are NOT cuckoos! USE COOCH!

December 23, 2018

Little kid: “But I told Santa I wanted a PONY!” Instead, she gets a baby!

Holiday wishes and greetings! / Dr. Simmond Lee?! / Rayon Armeen Braxton?!

December 22, 2018

The Canucks played Winnipeg at 7 tonight, and lost 1-0 thanks to a goal in the last 90 seconds of the game! UGH! From Not Always Right: If someone wishes you various holiday greetings, and you are not of that persuasion, you say… “Thank you! You too!” because honestly, if you can’t see past the […]

HOLIDAY WISHES 2018!

November 26, 2018

It’s been an interesting year in the Vancouver area. I’ve been doing this Holiday_Wishes thing for fourteen years! Email me at flamsterina @ gmail.com for my address, please. I enjoy seeing what the community can do! 1. Christmas cards and postcards: Yay for mail from around the world which isn’t bills or junk! 2. Instant […]

A green Remembrance Day dragon! / A common everyday houseplant in Thunder Tower!

November 11, 2018

Emma Wiening tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! I only replied to your comment in a Dragons group! GO AWAY! I’ve also blocked her. From Dragons and Magical Dominion of Canada: Canada Remembers! “Poppy Dragon” by Rachel Hoffman – a green Remembrance Day Dragon! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney make it to Thunder Tower […]

Wess, Duster, jobs as utter failures, Duster as a moron, the Castle Osohe dance

November 10, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 10 AM today – lovely East Coast scheduling! NOT! Sabres won 4-3 in a shootout because both teams traded the last minutes of the second and third period with quick goals. UGH! Wess to Duster after his first trip to Osohe Castle where he picked up the Noble […]

An insistence on correct spelling is NOT ableist, you crazy person!

October 25, 2018

After a flurry of emails last night and my COFFEE TIME this morning, Dad called me at 10:35 AM to say that he’d made an appointment for 2 tomorrow with Uncle Stanley’s lady associate at Kingsway and Slocan. (“as you know, Uncle Stanley isn’t feeling well…” Nope, I did not know that!) He and Mom […]

Dictionary Day dragon definition, steampunk dragon necklace, fantasy dragon axe

October 16, 2018

It’s Dictionary Day today! From Dragons and Sandra Boynton: Silly dictionary definition – a dragon is NOT imaginary! From Julie M. and Wish: A living steampunk dragon necklace! From Julie M. and Wish: A fantasy dragon axe knife sword dagger!

Ewok With All The Trimmings! / Turkeys gobble, Grandma!

October 5, 2018

Thanksgiving! “Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!” “Happy TURKEY EH right back atcha!” “Canadian Thanksgiving is the only prequel that doesn’t depress me. Why do you guys eat your turkey a month early?” “Why do you guys eat your turkey a month LATE?” “Touché.” “Quit copying! French is OUR second language.” Julie W. sent this to me via […]

Pho Lan with Frances C. as a birthday treat! / KNAVE, not NAIVE!

September 30, 2018

I left at 6:10 on a 401 (just managing to get the bus) to meet Frances C. at Pho Lan at 6:30 for a belated birthday treat; I got off at Brighouse and took a 406 so I wouldn’t have to walk for a couple of long blocks. However, the scooter guy definitely posed a […]