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Archive for the ‘wishes’ Category

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

What I gave for Christmas 2017!

January 2, 2018

What I gave for Christmas 2017! * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life friends! [Steph N. / Lisa N. / Fraser N. / Henry N. – with BATMAN / snowflake / animal in gift box stickers, plus Advent calendars; Chrystal C. with Crème de Pirouline dark chocolate artisan rolled wafers / scary Halloween […]

Cards Received, 2017!

December 29, 2017

Cards Received, 2017! Special 2017 (1) * Julie M.: “Here is the bracelet that I finally was able to send! I hope you like it. Go Canucks!! :)” Birthday 2017 (5) * card from parents * Steph, Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and Havarti: “Sarne! Happy 41st birthday from your loving sister, sister-in-law, and FAVORITE nephews! (Haha! […]

What I got for Christmas 2017!

December 27, 2017

What I got for Christmas 2017! * lots of online wishes! (Holly L., Mikki M., Jim S., Ryan B., Billie E., Sean K., Sean S., Mandy D.-R., Nas, Jan M., Kitty B., Barb D., Vanessa H., Ellen W., Mike B., Shelley H.) * homemade chocolate peanut Eat More bars from Vanessa H. * a surprise […]

Dr. Lauren Hyman?! / Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! Claire Li?! WHAT?!

December 25, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017! From Reddit: Dr. Lauren Hyman is a gynecologist?! From Reddit: Dr. Chip Silvertooth is a dentist?! From my Facebook friend suggestions: Claire Li?! It sounds way too much like “clearly.” Clara Li would have been slightly better / worse, and Clarissa Li would have been even better for Julie […]

Poop Safely! / Computer chip toilet, an adult toilet mask, faraway toilet paper

December 22, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 3 to wish her a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, since it’s unlikely we’ll get together before the year ends. I’d love to get together with her in January, though! At least her trip was good, and she can tell me more about that in person later. From […]

Caroling with Yoda! / Holding the door and thanks! / Canucks Nativity scene!

December 17, 2017

From Julie: Nobody liked caroling with Yoda! “A merry Christmas we wish you… a merry Christmas we wish you…” From Eve and Buzzfeed Canada: If the same person holds two consecutive doors for you, is it common courtesy to say “thank you” both times? This is the most Canadian discussion I’ve ever seen on the […]

A Winter Classic hangout with Eric Ho! / Shark’s fin soup! / NO LEFTOVERS PEN!

December 16, 2017

Today’s agenda: THE NHL 100TH ANNIVERSARY WINTER CLASSIC! Eric Ho came over early at 1:30 so I could give him the parking pass / parking permit. While he was busy with that, I hid most of my bottled water in my room – didn’t stop him from drinking three of them! I was going to […]

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]