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Archive for the ‘wishes’ Category

BLIND SPOT is not an ableist term! How stupid! / Mamee Vegetarian Noodles!

April 29, 2020

Did laundry today. Had to take someone else’s load out of the dryer so I could start mine on time. Came back to a printed note: “Please don’t grab my stuff out of the dryer when I’m five minutes late!” Well, maybe you should be ON TIME since other people need to use the coin […]

Red dragons x3 (flying / Revelations / cupcake), green dragons x2 wings and hall

April 29, 2020

Up early today – time to wake up with coffee and Twitch streams! From Julie: Flying red dragons in the woods! From Julie: THE BOOK OF REVELATION UNVEILED with a red dragon! From Julie: A red dragon, cupcake, pink whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, and a cherry on top! From Fairies, Myths, and Magic: A green […]

Trogdor the Burninator, cave black dragon, black obsidian dragon, MONSTER HUNTER

April 15, 2020

Tried calling Chrystal at home, but instead just texted her for her birthday today. She said thanks, and added that she can’t work at home – damn! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR! 😀 From Julie: A black dragon with a sunburst in a cave! From Julie M. and Wish: Black obsidian Chinese dragon pendant necklace! From Julie […]

Do dragons fart fire? / Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! / Ancient Man Dragon Ring

April 1, 2020

From my friend Shiwa on Discord and James Breakwell, the Exploding Unicorn: “Do dragons fart fire?” “I don’t know.” “I thought you went to college.” From Julie M. and Wish: Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! From Julie M. and Wish: Ancient Man Dragon Ring!

Black fire dragon in Facebook Messenger! / Gothic black dragon wall stickers!

March 26, 2020

I went out at 6:20 for more grocery shopping at Price Smart and London Drugs: Western Family baked beans x4 (tomato sauce / maple syrup / pork and tomato sauce / pork and molasses), Heinz baked beans with chili spice, Heinz Spaghetti, Kraft Dinner x2 for macaroni and cheese (Extra Creamy and Underwater Shapes), Old […]

Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I DO! / Chicken and Broccoli pasta!

March 5, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I kill people! Knorr Chicken and Broccoli pasta Sidekicks!

Prayer, guns, meeting God, and trespassing! / Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup!

March 3, 2020

This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster! GUNS! Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s Soup It Forward Day today on March 3!

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

Coffee and being dead inside! / The Cell Phone Jail and World’s Smallest Blower!

January 20, 2020

I showered and did laundry today, also needing to buy laundry tokens (September 25, 2019) from Hester. I also finally got her to get the handyman here today or tomorrow, although she claimed not to remember my showing her the phone photo of my bathroom wall. She also thought I was talking about a bathroom […]