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Chrystal plans! / Antepenultimate game! Edmonton Oilers! / Sriracha sauce x10!

April 13, 2024

Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about Pocky sticks, addictiveness, Wes, Sikh / Punjabi East Indian Vaisakhi holidays, being weird, fried egg sandwiches, his brother, mustard, hot sauce, houses with steep staircases, and hot dogs. I decided to make a phone call to Chrystal at 1:20 PM. Luckily, Auntie […]

40 Poop Head Hoops! Gag gift for a prank!

March 27, 2024

Today is Holy Wednesday 2024. 40 Poop Head Hoops! Perfect basketball gag gift for a prank!

Holy Wednesday 2024 / COLORING CAT FARTS / Kayt Calder?! BAD SPELLING OF KATE!

March 27, 2024

Today is Holy Wednesday 2024. Terminex pest control is coming next week on Wednesday, April 3 from 8 AM to 12 PM to spray pesticides and hopefully kill ants. Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about Dad Jokes: The Priceless Edition: The Bestselling Series From The Instagram Sensation and […]

The end of hockey season means catching up on neglected things! / I love hockey!

April 13, 2023

Today is the end of Passover 2023. Jeremy emailed me back about his health – poor guy! The Canucks played Arizona at 7 tonight in their last game of the 2022-2023 NHL season… it was 4-1 for us, then they forced overtime, and WE WON 5-4 ON GARLAND’S FIRST HAT TRICK! Talked to Phil about […]

A wise woman saying FUCK THIS SHIT! / More chicken broccoli spinach lasagna!

March 27, 2023

Today’s date is a palindrome! 3/27/23, guys! I went out at 4:50 on a 401 for the Terra Nova Save-On Foods so I could get one more box of Western Family Homestyle Chicken, Broccoli, and Spinach lasagna. Got home at 5:25 to put the box in my freezer for half an hour before I cooked […]

Nomangwane Mrwetyana, Uyinene Mrwetyana, and Luyanda Botha? / Instilling English

May 11, 2022

From Adrian and Coffeehouse Crime on Youtube: Nomangwane Mrwetyana as a WOMAN, Uyinene Mrwetyana as a WOMAN, and Luyanda Botha as a MAN?! This ecard is from Michael Cupit: Thanks to the teachers that instilled in me a love of English, I am now perpetually mortified when reading the Internet. QUINTUPLE “T” ALLITERATION!

Zanobia Richmond and Dyquain Rogers?! / Strippers, your junk, and Skeletor

April 13, 2022

I went out at 4:15 on a 407 for my RBC appointment with Randy, and got home at 5:25 PM on another 407, texting Deb on the bus to let her know. At 6, she offered to pick me up at 7, so I availed myself of that since I didn’t really want to take […]

Rick Wong, Eric, banking, broken washing machines and dryers in the laundry room

April 13, 2022

COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! Rick Wong added me to Facebook – cool enough! The Coast Capital banking system upgrade was over with today, but SOME PEOPLE don’t exercise personal responsibility or patience. We had TWO MONTHS of notice through MULTIPLE MEDIUMS: Emails, FUCKING GIGANTIC BOXES on the app AND website, plus SNAIL MAIL! I […]

Nine better names for corndogs! / Munkhjargal Lkhagvadorj?! / Kokhant Lay?!

April 9, 2022

HS and Merlin have the same birthday, April 9! The wind blew my empty chip bag out of the dumpster this afternoon. The Canucks played San Jose tonight at 7, and WON 4-2 thanks to Luke Schenn’s buzzer-beater empty-netter! Jon says Ayler is intrigued by “the world’s toughest Sudoku puzzle” – nice! Edit: At 10, […]

Uncle Ben’s Basmati Coconut rice breakfast, feeling you’re nuts, annoying kids

March 27, 2022

Exchanged PMs with Reddit Scott this Sunday morning. After talking to Jordan on Discord PM, I left at 1:35 PM on a 407 and then a 405 right by the 407 Brighouse stop to see if I could get all three Walmart-only new Softsoap scents on Sunday bus schedules. Phil messaged me on Discord PM […]