JONBOUND: DARK FUTURE Enemies, #1-171!

These are all the enemies I could find in the JONBOUND: DARK FUTURE hack of EARTHBOUND. It’s set in 2002 in Colorado. I used this EARTHBOUND walkthrough as a more accurate guide. The mini-ghost which can possess you is named Jasper. Before doing the desert fetch quest: get a Cherry Pie and a Sack Lunch […]

Grass fires, drunk drivers, Winnipeg sewer workers, talking pyramid sphinx

The Canucks had their third pre-season game against the Flames tonight at 6, and lost 2-1. Colin, Keri, Xeria, and Lo Wang stay overnight in Garson after getting to Cairo. The next day’s news headline: “Grass fire in Garson field caused by careless smoker.” Colin, Keri, Xeria, and Lo Wang stay overnight in Winnipeg after […]

Diarrhea sucks! / Gang behaving themselves! / Putting your phone on silent

Colin makes it to the Selkirk library, but not to this washroom! “Whew… I made it here just in time. Man, this diarrhea sucks.” Colin stays overnight at the Selkirk Motel after defeating the first Sanctuary boss. The next day’s news headline in the Selkirk Journal: “Gang of SK8ters are behaving themselves!” From CFOX: You […]

No LOLSpeak! / Bad LETTUCE spelling! / Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada!

Candy sent this to me. “LOLSpeak: The Grammar and Spelling Police’s worst nightmare” with a black cat! From Julie: “From a local Mexican restaurant. This was after they had to remake my food three times because they kept putting cheese on it, even though I told them several times that I cannot have dairy. PS […]

Synonym rolls, Lo Wang being pompous, the universe and fighting prowess

The Canucks had their second pre-season game against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to an empty-net goal. Julie W. sent me this: Synonym rolls?! After defeating Infina, Colin and Keri visit Mt. Koi in Japan. This monk tells them, “Everyone here is gushing about how Lo Wang helped you save the […]

Killing endangered dragon species and red-shirted ensigns / Flossing in Magicant

I discovered that the Penguins fan Matt Henry had unfriended and blocked me – weird, but whatever. I didn’t interact much with him lately, anyway. Same thing goes for Amanda Lee of VCEFC! From Julie: We need to put a stop to this! This unidentified man is at it again. This time, he’s killed another […]

Disemboweled parents in Twoson, guy with a bat, Dr. Andonuts’ Magicant

I thought Chrome was being very slow last night because pages took FIVE MINUTES to load fully, which a browser restart (when I was done with editing tags in an entry) did not help. So I had to restart the computer itself, which was the actual issue. Of course, I was going to bed right […]

YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON TELEVISION / Maple leaf-shaped maple tree / Bear cat statue

I did some laundry today, finally. From Julie: YOU CAN’T DO THAT ON TELEVISION! I used to watch this A LOT when it was on! From Janina: In Canada, there’s a maple tree shaped like a maple leaf! The COLINBOUND party finally gets Keri back, and checks out Mr. Stack’s golden room. “This is Mr. […]

Birthday Photos and Pictures 2016!

A music-themed picture from Candy! A Happy Birthday picture from Kelli! Birthday presents from Nita! Silent Sam vodka from NetWidow on Our Place! A birthday cake in Canucks colors from Nita! A gold birthday card with balloons from Alan P.! Ha-Poo Birthday from Vanessa! A birthday toilet cake from Julie! A birthday Canucks logo from […]

Mt. Koi characters! / Lo Wang’s trial on Dark Wind’s Peak at Mt. Koi!

Colin, Keri, and Xeria eat some Ambrosia while they’re at Grand Beach… Girl: “Lo Wang, thank you for last night. I had fun.” Lo Wang checks out the purple ice cave: These gravestones seem to have pieces missing here and there. How very strange…