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Green dragon playing with others, a fiery black dragon, a white dragon moondance

July 10, 2020

Yesterday, Dad texted me about their optometrist appointment (presumably in Richmond) “from 11:15 to ???” – yeah, really helpful there! NOT! No, I don’t want to have LUNCH with them at an INDOOR restaurant! Bad enough that they were thinking of blending all kinds of social circles outdoors at Mount Pleasant Park last week! Apparently, […]

Blogthings: Music style, cinnamon roll or croissant, BRIDESMAIDS character

July 3, 2020

What Style of Music Do You Like? You Like Adult Album Alternative! You like lots of different types of music, but your taste tends to run a bit more indie, artistic, and (naturally) alternative. Rock is the name of the game for you, and you like a wide variety of rock styles. And some of […]

Misspellings and Engrish galore! Bathrooms, grass, and thickets?! (210 pics)

June 12, 2020

LOTS OF ENGRISH! YAY! It’s worth noting that this took up 51 pages in my WordPress Drafts document on Google Docs, so the entry DEFINITELY needed an LJ-CUT! https://imgur.com/a/BT6KtIE (Engrish 1 album!) From James: Slimming herb as Sliming Herb?! SLIME! From James: Pancake batter as Pancake Battle?! From Alonzo Lerone: Common People Glasses?! From Alonzo […]

Antioch dragon bookmark, Dalton the Animated Storytelling Dragon, bronze dragon

June 2, 2020

I was GOING to do my laundry at 5:30 after I showered, but I saw my selfish FUCKASS neighbor in the process of taking over the ENTIRE laundry room with her things! Apparently, she’s “watching” me – why don’t you watch your CLOCK and get your loads out ON TIME? You’re not the only one […]

Fire-breathing dragon toy! / List25 green dragon! / Warrior with grey dragon!

May 22, 2020

I went shopping at 11:35 on a 401 with my shopping cart to London Drugs. Brisk Lemon iced tea (June 10), much-needed NEW Irish Spring bar soap packs x2 (Aloe / Cool Scrub), Rebel’s Refinery hand sanitizer spray x2, a Crest Complete Plus Intense Mint Freshness toothpaste tube for National Toothpaste Tube Day today, Stewart’s […]

No oysters! / Spicy Chicken Mr. Noodles! / Grey Tyrannosaurus Rex skull shower!

May 13, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more raw oysters of ANY kind! No Winter Creek, no Mac’s, and NO Fanny Bay raw oysters! My immune system can’t handle it anymore! DIARRHEA! I don’t think I’ll use Dreamwidth anymore because support people have NOT gotten back to me in a timely fashion about the crossposting issue! It will NOT […]

Green dragon red eyes, orange-red dragon, grumpy red dragon, Bakugan Dragonoid

April 27, 2020

From Julie: A green dragon with flashing red eyes! GIF version: https://i.imgur.com/aek4DKM.gif From Julie: An awesome red and orange dragon! This T-shirt is from The Dragon’s Den: Annoyed Dragon! Touchy Dragon! Grouchy ball of FIRE! Moody Dragon! Grumpy Dragon! Grr Grr Grr! RED DRAGON! From Dragons: This red dragon on a coffee mug says, “My […]

Trogdor the Burninator, cave black dragon, black obsidian dragon, MONSTER HUNTER

April 15, 2020

Tried calling Chrystal at home, but instead just texted her for her birthday today. She said thanks, and added that she can’t work at home – damn! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR! 😀 From Julie: A black dragon with a sunburst in a cave! From Julie M. and Wish: Black obsidian Chinese dragon pendant necklace! From Julie […]

Do dragons fart fire? / Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! / Ancient Man Dragon Ring

April 1, 2020

From my friend Shiwa on Discord and James Breakwell, the Exploding Unicorn: “Do dragons fart fire?” “I don’t know.” “I thought you went to college.” From Julie M. and Wish: Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! From Julie M. and Wish: Ancient Man Dragon Ring!

Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]