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Getting over things! Being dramatic! / Harrison Treegoob?! / French Stewart?!

July 12, 2019

After ASPIRIN TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:10 on a 401 for my dentist appointment at 3 to get three fillings done. I decided to stop by T&T beforehand to see if I could find some Mala 4X Spicy Samyang noodles and Shin Ramyun BLACK noodles, and I managed to buy both […]

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! / Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt?! / How To Write Good!

April 14, 2019

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?! From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco! Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1. […]

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

April 9, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING! From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?! From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

Cards Received, 2018!

March 19, 2019

Cards Received, 2018! Special 2018 (2) * Cuya: “Flamsterette! Thank you so much for your continued support! It’s awesome hanging out with you online! Enjoy these things, please! ♥ – Cuya!” [a Ness from EARTHBOUND perler and two homemade green heart-shaped soaps!] * Vanessa and Jason: “Hi! Here’s Cassidy’s birth announcement. One of these days, […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Things that English speakers instinctively know about word order!

February 24, 2019

From Sara H. and Tumblr: Things that English speakers know about English word order, but don’t know we know! I definitely sent this to Corey on Discord as soon as I saw it posted on my wall on Facebook! BurntCopper posts a photo. “Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: Opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose Noun. […]

Serial killer sweatshirt – awesome! / Boiling and freezing water for pasta!

February 16, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 4:10 for on-sale Tabasco sauce x3, an on-sale Russell Stover praline chocolates assortment in a heart ($24.99 to $7.99?!), an on-sale Laura Secord peanut-free chocolate assortment, a Kit-Kat Senses hazelnut chocolate assortment, Goldfish x3 (Nacho / Pizza / Slammin’ Sour Cream and Onion), and Indomie Mi Goreng chips x4. […]

Drinking the blood of my enemies with coffee! / A serial killer game for adults!

January 30, 2019

From Julie: Why is it that people can add glitter to their coffee and drink it out of an avocado, but it’s suddenly “out of line” when I stir in the blood of my enemies and drink from their skull? HAHAHAHA! From Julie: Notorious Serial Killers: A Trump card game for adults!

A squatty potty toilet stool and toilet paper earrings!

January 19, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Squatty potty toilet stool?! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet paper earrings!