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Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Monitor woes, again!

July 6, 2018

When I got up today at 7:15 AM, I found that my computer wouldn’t go off Hibernate Mode for some reason – I even did a hard reboot of the thing! Then I thought it was possibly the monitor going screwy AGAIN like it did in late April. I went back to bed to rest […]

Maverik Buffo?! / Waylynn Lucas?! / A Buddhist Jack Wang! / Aleaiah?! / Ajja?!

July 5, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. Maverik Buffo?! From Julie and CAKE WARS: Waylynn Lucas?! From Julie: Hey, here’s a Jack Wang who is the vice-president of a Buddhist group! My brother and white Eric used to know a swimming classmate named Jack Wang. From Julie: Aleaiah?! Such a bad spelling of Alia! From Julie: […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 38! / Harmony’s birthday party! KOREAN FOOD AT SO HYANG!

March 26, 2018

Chinese Eric finally emailed me back about a limited time for a Canucks hockey hangout – PHEW! I left at 4:30 in the rainy weather for Harmony’s family birthday party at So Hyang Restaurant at Fraser and 47th after COFFEE TIME. We had beef bulgogi, pork bone soup, Korean noodles, deep-fried dumplings, rice, tea, kimchi, […]

Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Christmas dinner at Jon’s! / Turkey, fruitcake, shortbread, and chocolates!

December 25, 2017

I left at 2:35 for Jon’s with the VCS Belgium chocolate seashells, and STILL just managed to get a 401 bus for Brighouse, so I ended up going to Kam Do Bakery for some chocolate cookies. Of course I didn’t eat them all on the train – and left them with Jon and Harmony to […]

REN is not an acceptable parental term! / Allosexual people?! / Demisexuals?!

December 21, 2017

I did laundry today. From Reddit on September 7, 2017: What the fuck is a “ren,” StarsAreHellaFarAway?! I thought “parent” was a good enough term for these non-binary people! It’s NOT cute to continually make these things up! As the collapsed comment from DrowningInSpinachDip says, “Kylo Ren” would make much more sense! No, UptownFunkOfSolomon, “allosexual” […]

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

Another Wo’s meal: pork, green beans, Jesse, beef, fish, Jeremy, and Caleb!

November 12, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I left at 4:25 so I could have dinner with the parents, Jon, Harmony, Ayler, Hiero, Jesse, Trish, Caleb, Eric M., Jeremy, Kevin, and Christon at Wo’s Restaurant at 5:15. We had pork, daikon lettuce, veggies, beef, rice, fish, green beans, ground beef, tofu, and more! Talked about letters made out […]