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Brittney Beers went missing?! / Byron Bitz used to play for the Canucks?!

August 1, 2019

After my intake session with Rishu at Touchstone at 3 (leaving at 2:20 on a 401), I went shopping at the Dollar Tree / London Drugs / Big Crazy after killing time at the Richmond Public Market beforehand. I got Hunt’s Snack Packs pudding cups x5 (vanilla / ice cream sandwich / butterscotch / lemon […]

A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! / Urinal level: EXPERT! BASKETBALL!

August 1, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! Wow, you would have to be an EXPERT at urinals for this one!

Kwong Chow, fish heads, plans for tomorrow, Magnet with System Restore Disk

July 28, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out at 4:10 on a 407 for Dad’s belated 70th birthday dinner at Kwong Chow. I got a text from Jon saying that dinner was at 5:30 and they were at Granville Island (I’d already said I would be at Save-On), so I bought more (on-sale […]

Cheap reading glasses! / Stew beef noodles! / Z-Grip! / 1000 Touch toothpicks!

July 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 11:20 to meet Mom and Dad for my new reading glasses and some lunch. Mom wondered why I didn’t turn my cellphone on – why not save battery life if I don’t NEED it on all day? She wasn’t impressed when I told her that, but […]

Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT!

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]

Pratts Bottom, Kent, England?! / DEFENSIVE TACTICS WITH FLASHLIGHTS is a book?!

March 18, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:30 for my 1 PM eye appointment at the clinic. Everything is a go for the eye surgery on May 8, and we talked about the nice weather outside. When I got home at 1:45, I had another COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, […]

Boston Bramlage and a London lawyer named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

March 7, 2019

It’s World Book Day today! From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne… From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

Grammar Police badge with an apple! / Capri Williams?! / David Pecker?!

February 12, 2019

No Rachel today because of the snow! A Grammar Police badge with an apple! To correct and serve! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Capri Williams?! It makes us both think of Capri Sun! From Julie: David Pecker?!

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]