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Sunny Green, Mirjan Bouma, Stephenie Labovitz, Mike Sartoris, Slava Fidel

June 7, 2017

From Not Always Working: Sunny Green?! From Not Always Right: Mirjan Bouma?! From Not Always Right: Stephenie Labovitz?! Didn’t her parents know how to spell STEPHANIE?! From Not Always Right: Mike Sartoris?! So is he a sartorial person? From Not Always Right: Slava Fidel?!

Oysters! / Praxus Maysalkiriiss / Shannan Griffith / LaToya Warren / Liz Cember

June 2, 2017

I went out at 6:05 to get a Long John doughnut (for National Doughnut Day), raw Fanny Bay oysters (March 23, 2016), NEW Lays sour cream and sriracha chips, and NEW Breyers Creamsicle ice cream (because Reddit reminded me on May 29 [Monday] that it exists) from Price Smart, getting home at 6:55 on a […]

Arborio rice and mushroom risotto, emotions, the path to success, Jarome Iginla

May 27, 2017

I once showed my ex-friend Laura C. this picture of arborio rice being used in mushroom risotto! From Reddit and Robin Grille’s HEART TO HEART PARENTING: Time and time again, children are heavily reprimanded for committing the offense of crying or being angry. Let’s get this straight: emotions are not bad behavior. Emotions don’t hurt […]

SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

A bone dragon, new deodorant, Fraser holding my hand, congee, and dinosaurs!

May 12, 2017

Apparently, there was a lunch at the lards’ place today, so it was COFFEE TIME before I left at 10 to do some quick shopping at London Drugs: a new coffee mug, new Glacier Speed Stick deodorant to replace my Speed Stick with Irish Spring deodorant from 7 July 2015, new store brand lemon dish […]

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Red dragon guarding a spire from heroes, Wolfgang Wolf, Ted Yoho, Anelisa Durham

May 9, 2017

I went out to vote today, at least. From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes! From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?! From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid “anal” in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, […]