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Rise and shine, mother clucker! / Chapman’s frozen yogurt and ice cream!

December 9, 2019

I got a chance to catch up with Andrew M. this afternoon via phone, which was nice. Talked about kids, quadding, my computer chair, and more stuff. This pink T-shirt is from Julie M. and Wish: Rise and shine, mother clucker! From Julie M. and Introvert Spring: These pie charts are about what people think […]

New on-sale Wenger suitcase! / 40 Shoppers cards! / $21,000 whiskey?! / LIGHTS!

December 8, 2019

I left at 4:45 to take the bus to Richmond Centre, in hopes of getting an mega on-sale suitcase from the Bay. Went to Shoppers Drug Mart first in order to get a NEW Starbucks Cold Brew bottle for the morning of the 19th, plus on-sale Christmas cards with WHITE envelopes as the red ones […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Writing letters to hated people / Advil and Always / 35 dumplings / 15 dumplings

December 4, 2019

I looked for the wooden spoon in the drainer and kitchen drawer while actively using it to stir some dumplings before watching the newest SCARY MYSTERIES. Is this how dementia starts? From Julie M. and Firefighting Australia: My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but […]

Balls! Understanding! Piano! Magic tricks! / Getting older at Christmas!

December 3, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 (first refilling my yearly prescription at the pharmacy next door) on a 401 (JUST IN TIME) to help with the kids. I had to leave room for a suitcase and also remember to get to the house after 4:35 because of a water shutoff till 4. Lovely! […]

A Nicolas Cage cage! / Synonym rolls! / Canucks wallet, towel, and cloths!

December 1, 2019

SHORTBREAD, MULTIVITAMINS, CHRISTMAS DISH SOAP, AND COUGH DROPS! I went shopping at 1:05 on a 401. Purchased on-sale Waterbridge shortbread rings, on-sale Walker’s Shortbread x2 (Petticoat Tails / Rounds), on-sale Halls Vitamin C drops x2 (assorted citrus / lemon / orange / pink grapefruit), and NEW on-sale Method hand soap in Hollyberry / Frosted Fir […]

Bubba Buckaloo?! / Not yourself today and seeing improvement T-shirt / Danie?!

November 27, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh today at 4, and had a 6-3 lead, but the Penguins won 8-6?! Bubba Buckaloo?! A cool T-shirt I have: You aren’t yourself today. I noticed the improvement straight away. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Danie?! BAD SPELLING OF DANI…

SUNDAY DINNER 2019 with Belgian food! / Coasters and gibberish! / Santa’s Sac!

November 24, 2019

Tonight’s menu: Waterzooi de Poulet (vegetarian version available) Moules Dijonaise Homemade Bread with Einkorn Flour Endive, Apple, and Walnut Salad Martha Stewart’s Belgian Chocolate Cake There will also be a limited selection of Belgian-style beers and beers made from breweries in Belgium. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to a […]

A salt rifle for $999! / Peculiar, Missouri?! / Nathson, Nathina, and Torrence?!

November 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:05 on a 401 for my appointment with Dr. Ruby (which was not exactly informative – but I did get my prescription renewed), but I had to hurry back after wasting time at the Dollar Tree and Big Crazy after not being able to find Advent calendars or dumplings! […]

Chandrika Creech?! / Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! Yum, Breyer’s ice cream!

November 21, 2019

From CRIME WATCH DAILY: Chandrika Creech?! She isn’t even black! From Global BC on July 23, 2019: Kam McLeod and Bryer Schmegelsky?! BAD SPELLING OF CAM! Also, it should be Bryan! Bryer just makes me think of yummy Breyer’s ice cream! Good thing they killed themselves on August 7!