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Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon! Advertisements

666 gil for defeating a Water Buzz enemy! / Cooming soon?! / Seniors citizens?!

November 28, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2. In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, the party gets 666 gil for defeating three Water Buzz enemies near the Big Bridge and Tzepish’s Castle. Julie M. saw this commercial for Little Apple Market in Allentown, PA. COOMING SOON?! In the same Little Apple […]

Eight overweight heirs mug, Discord grammar errors, mailing stuff to Corey

November 27, 2017

I went out at 10:30 this morning on a 401 and mailed Christmas cards / Vancouver postcards / various stickers to Steph / Lisa / Fraser / Henry / Havarti, Paul Classy, Shiv in Germany, Mandy B. (dazzamre), Julie (julie709), Kitty (bornwitch / dutch_kitty), Kelli (neonrose5), Mandy B. (dazzamre), Corey (dwcorey), and Jimmy… that cost […]

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

A dream about Jimmy choosing Tommy over me?! / The Eclipse Test

August 22, 2017

I had a dream where Jimmy was driving me and Tommy in a van somewhere, and Jimmy kept saying that he would choose Tommy over me, even as he dropped him off at a house somewhere before going into Richmond (where we both lived for whatever reason) and hanging out with me at a crowded […]

Cup of tea and double vodka! / Veronica Hudon! / A grammatically-correct LOLcat!

July 13, 2017

Today is National French Fry Day! From Lynne Jamison: I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s double vodka. My ex-friend Veronica Hudon, whom I met through the Blood Games in 2008! At last! A grammatically-correct LOLcat! I am in your forum… posting in a grammatically accurate manner.

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Speakers! / Judging people on spelling, doing a great job, raping me and robbery

May 28, 2017

Eric M. called at 10:50 to say he’d be here ten minutes later to help me with my inadvertently unplugged speakers. He found some black wire with a green plug somewhere in back of my computer tower, which had been the problem. Then he plugged some things into the back of the computer tower, fixed […]