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Gibberish! YEAH! Blocks and the window! / Humor, sarcasm, hate, and loathing!

November 5, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 401 to help with the kids. I stopped by Kam Do Bakery briefly to get a sandwich-like bun, and finally came away with a ham and cheese bun for $2. Despite the train just coming into Brighouse station right when I got to the crosswalk, […]

English teacher party games! IT’S and ITS via blindfold! / I can hear Lil Jon!

October 12, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: Do not buy Tim Horton’s canned soups anymore. The can tab breaks off way too easily! There might be an impending transit strike like there was in summer 2001 for four months?! YIKES! I showered and did laundry today before I took an impromptu nap. NO MELATONIN TONIGHT! The Canucks played Philadelphia tonight […]

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

Grammar Nazi bitmoji / Shartice Ricketts, Zena Dawn Allan Omelko, Elayna Hoff?!

August 7, 2019

I called Hester early this morning at 9:15 to see if she got my note yesterday. “If you broke it, it’s your problem!” Yeah, that’s very helpful… NOT! She finally said she’d send the handyman this afternoon “but not right now” – that’s fine, whatever. He came by at 1:30 in an official Amacon uniform […]

TOO HOT / Dr. Trentington Outhouse? / Folorunso Fatukasi? / Key’vantanie Coutee?

July 21, 2019

Today is National Ice Cream Day, again! I showered today. It’s 27 degrees and it’s 6 PM! Now THIS is finally summer weather! From Julie M. and 102.7 WEBN: Remember that level in SUPER MARIO 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today. Dr. Trentington Outhouse?! Folorunso Fatukasi?! Key’vantanie Coutee?!

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT!

Margarine, sponges, steel wool / VAGINA and DISCHARGE the noun ARE NOT VERBS!

June 3, 2019

I managed to focus, and finished a few sub-projects recently! Left at 5:10 on a 401 (just managing to get the bus) to get some Meadowvale margarine / London Naturals foam scour sponges x4 / store brand steel wool (Spiral Scours) from London Drugs, and came home at 5:40 on a 407. BUS EFFICIENCY! London […]

Laughing jumbo jets! / Grammar mug! / SEND NOODS sweatshirt / 13 GOING ON 30

May 25, 2019

From Julie: Two jumbo jets cracking a joke and having a good laugh at Miami International Airport. This funny coffee mug is from “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” and Pete: I before E. Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird. SEND NOODS on a sweatshirt, hahaha. Reminds me […]

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]