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Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

Granite intensive T-shirt / Your video game name! / Denali Brehme is a name?!

March 19, 2020

The computer gave me a heart attack at 4:55 when both the keyboard and mouse froze, and the power button wouldn’t work until 20 minutes later at 5:20! Andrew says it might not be the power supply, but he has to come by and see first, of course. White Eric said it didn’t sound good… […]

Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! / Richmond library UPMOST coronavirus?

March 16, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! Richmond Public Library is closing on St. Patrick’s Day 2020 due to the coronavirus, and our health is their “UPMOST” priority?! You work at a LIBRARY – come on now! UTMOST PRIORITY!

French Woods, Lordville, Stalker, Lookout, Galilee?! / Easter 2020 Peeps Crocs?!

March 15, 2020

I went out at 12:30 on a 401 to London Drugs so I could get some NEW on-sale purple Dentyne Midnight Mint gum / a MARTEX bath towel / on-sale oversized Angel Oak towels x2 / on-sale Grand Patrician 400 thread count standard pillowcases x2 / Pine-Sol cleaning formula x2 in Spring Blossom and Lavender […]

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]

Happy sloth Valentine’s Day! / Colons, sentences, and sandwiches!

February 11, 2020

I got to stay home today due to sickness! From Julie and Sloth Hilda: Happy Valentine’s Day with a heart-shaped balloon! From Julie Warren and Mick Lee: A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. Here’s an example. Jana ate her friend’s sandwich. Jana ate her friend’s colon.

Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

Trapped inside a snow globe! / Dwynne Farneson?! / Grammartif macht frei

December 8, 2019

Vanessa wanted to get together yesterday for lunch at Mama’s Dumplings, but I fobbed her off until Tuesday (when she’ll have Cassidy) with an excuse once she wanted me to bus to Coppersmith Place: the Canucks-Sabres game at 1 AND my broken suitcase! She actually messaged me at 12:30 today to say that she’s trying […]

Emrald Johnson?! / No spare smokes downtown! / Royal Jelly?! / Interruptions!

December 6, 2019

I called Chrystal at work, and we are ON for this evening! Yay! From Youtube: I suppose CeCe is okay, but Emrald Johnson?! BAD SPELLING OF EMERALD! I saw this on Reddit on February 23, and instantly thought of Glenn! When you have to go downtown for the day…. wear a T-shirt that says, “I […]