Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘grammar’ Category

Sparkle Hayter?! / Cue and Queue are different! / Joquita, Celecia, and Laricko!

May 30, 2018

I spent a few minutes cutting off the care labels on my MARTEX washcloths, then threw away the sticky Western Family vanilla Greek yogurt and Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tubs. Sparkle Hayter?! From the May 14, 2018 Discord update: QUEUE is not a substitute for CUE! Discord, why are you not more professional?! From Julie: […]

Habakkuk Baldonado?! / Arzavious?! / Grammar Pedantry Syndrome OCD form!

May 14, 2018

Habakkuk Baldonado?! From Julie: Arzavious?! From Pete and Uberfacts: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.

Totally judging you on grammar! / Comma Sutra T-shirt / Shyheem Smith?!

May 9, 2018

From Julie: A mug which says, “I am totally judging you based on your grammar usage.” Comma Sutra T-shirt… amusing! From Julie: Shyheem Smith?! Just stick to Kareem like in Abdul-Jabbar, because THAT sounds way better!

Should HAVE! / Creepy Easter Bunny 36! / Nut Bread and Fresh Eggs models!

March 24, 2018

Vanessa told me that my birthday card arrived at her place – nice! Should’ve = should have! NOT “should of.” Make the pain from grammatically incorrect posts stop!!! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 36! After Flint gets out of jail in MOTHER 3, he goes to visit Caroline and Angie at the bakery. He sees […]

Cuddling, then having sex! / Bad spelling and grammar! / LIE DOWN from a dog!

March 4, 2018

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From Julie C. and Whisper: I’d rather cuddle, then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it. I really want to like your post, but your spelling and grammar is so bad, I can’t. Man: “Lay down!” Dog, thinking: “It’s LIE DOWN, not LAY DOWN, stupid.” Grammar nerds […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Oxford comma Discord update, Aja, Fraser and stickers

February 6, 2018

Steph got her Fart-O-Matic wheel birthday card and Fraser’s stickers on Friday, so she emailed me a couple of those pics! From the r/hockey Discord server: FINALLY! Discord added an Oxford comma when three or more users are typing at the same time! BEST ASPECT OF THIS NEW UPDATE! From Julie: Aja is pronounced like […]

Lancelot Fortune?! / Reading READ as READ! / Resist Bacteria Hotel?! ENGRISH!

February 2, 2018

From Julie: Lancelot Fortune?! From Pete and Science Humor: I sometimes READ READ as READ, when it’s supposed to be READ as READ. From Oddee: Resist Bacteria Hotel?!

Messing up grammar online / Sarcastic comments ruined / Typing TO FUNNY quest!

January 18, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 11:30 for MORE DRUGS to be picked up tomorrow! After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:55 to make it to Jon’s at 3:30. I saw Grace Tang before I stopped by Kam Do Bakery to buy a shredded pork bun. When I got to the house, […]

Mynae?! / Goose and moose plurals! / Paul in MOTHER 3 / Bench, table, or bed?

December 17, 2017

I showered today. Corey said that the lady who lives at the old address probably isn’t going to forward stuff anymore, so I’ll just send new cards tomorrow while I’m out anyway. Jon wants me to go over an hour earlier tomorrow, but they’re probably going to SERVANTS for dinner, too. From Julie: Mynae?! I […]