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No Joyce! / Mike B. and early birthdays! / Stephen Colbert! Stephen Warmbert!

September 15, 2017

I noticed that Joyce – whose birthday is today – had unfriended me from Facebook. Her loss! It was also COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7:20 AM. Mike B. had sent me a cool message to wish me a happy early birthday, so that definitely made me smile! “You See the […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]

Awesome horror movie map of the United States, Sunlen Serfaty, Charis the singer

October 28, 2016

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and were shut out for the second straight game (which included a penalty shot) by a score of 2-0. Of all people, Milan Lucic HAD to score with two minutes left into the empty net! From Julie: An awesome horror movie map of the United States! From Julie: […]

Mario quitting his day job, the end of all ice giants, approval, contradictions

June 30, 2016

From Steve L. and the Youtube comments on a Tyr video: Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all Ice Giants. I don’t see many Ice´╗┐ Giants around. I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed. Garfield: “Good morning” is a contradiction in terms!

Introvert party! / The Wizard / Jonny Walker?! / Flowers and music genres!

May 16, 2016

Harmony says that Ayler is probably all better, but she and Hiero are not quite better yet. I’m not sure whether I should go over or not! From Julie S., Reddit, and Grammarly: How to host an introvert party! The Wizard?! Jonny Walker?! Differences between music genres (rap, pop, rock, emo, metal, and country) with […]

Tags are not inflicting any imposition! / Dr. Stephen Wang the urologist?!

April 23, 2016

I started out my morning by spilling boiling hot coffee on my hand at 6:45 AM! This is why early mornings should not exist. Luckily, my hand was fine within a few minutes, and there was just enough water left in the water boiler to make another cup right away, without having to wait for […]

Poprah, Steph Curry, Phyllis Mangina, Dick Stroker, Dick Dong Wang, Dong Wang

March 24, 2016

Vancouver played Nashville at 5 today, and at least snapped their record goalless drought by having a 2-0 lead. Nashville scored twice in the third period to send the game to overtime and then a shootout, however… then they won 3-2. Ugh. Poprah?! Steph Curry?! Steve would be an acceptable nickname for a Stephen… Phyllis […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

$50 bills from ATM, ass fragrance, Candy Cummings, Dixie Normous, Stef Craps

December 16, 2015

The Coast Capital ATM now gives out $50 bills in addition to $20 bills – wow! From Steph: Ass fragrance gift sets from CVS Pharmacy! Buy one, get one free! Candy Cummings?! Dixie Normous?! Stef Craps?! Hot and spicy salmon strips!