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Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Boob-having persons?! / Vagina-haver?! / Sex-havers?! / Pets preferred pronouns

May 16, 2018

The computer just blue-screened! Couldn’t it have done that while I was sleeping?! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “Boob-having persons,” XxXFaZEqUIckwopesXxX?! Just say “men” or “women”! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “As a vagina-haver”?! No, WeaverofStories, just no! Say you’re a woman or that you have a vagina. Much less awkward! You’re already […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?!

No Joyce! / Mike B. and early birthdays! / Stephen Colbert! Stephen Warmbert!

September 15, 2017

I noticed that Joyce – whose birthday is today – had unfriended me from Facebook. Her loss! It was also COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7:20 AM. Mike B. had sent me a cool message to wish me a happy early birthday, so that definitely made me smile! “You See the […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

THE ART OF THE FART, Hendrix Osiris Merlin Nash, Doom and Spiderman attacking

January 11, 2017

PRODUCT WARNINGS: I shouldn’t buy La Molisana pasta sauce because I can’t even open the lids with the jar opener! Similarly, I shouldn’t buy Welch’s prune juice because I can’t open the lid without the help of the jar opener! THE ART OF THE FART! (by Stephen Bryant) From Reddit in September 2016: Hendrix Osiris […]

Awesome horror movie map of the United States, Sunlen Serfaty, Charis the singer

October 28, 2016

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and were shut out for the second straight game (which included a penalty shot) by a score of 2-0. Of all people, Milan Lucic HAD to score with two minutes left into the empty net! From Julie: An awesome horror movie map of the United States! From Julie: […]

Mario quitting his day job, the end of all ice giants, approval, contradictions

June 30, 2016

From Steve L. and the Youtube comments on a Tyr video: Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all Ice Giants. I don’t see many Ice´╗┐ Giants around. I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed. Garfield: “Good morning” is a contradiction in terms!

Introvert party! / The Wizard / Jonny Walker?! / Flowers and music genres!

May 16, 2016

Harmony says that Ayler is probably all better, but she and Hiero are not quite better yet. I’m not sure whether I should go over or not! From Julie S., Reddit, and Grammarly: How to host an introvert party! The Wizard?! Jonny Walker?! Differences between music genres (rap, pop, rock, emo, metal, and country) with […]

Tags are not inflicting any imposition! / Dr. Stephen Wang the urologist?!

April 23, 2016

I started out my morning by spilling boiling hot coffee on my hand at 6:45 AM! This is why early mornings should not exist. Luckily, my hand was fine within a few minutes, and there was just enough water left in the water boiler to make another cup right away, without having to wait for […]