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Clover Leaf tuna in pure olive oil / Generator: Drinking your Jack Daniels today

October 11, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Cambridge Corelle Splendor dinner cutlery, forks, spoons, or knives! They’re held together by glue, and break after a while! BANNED FROM MY APARTMENT! Once DP126 told me in Dan’s Discord server that my Cambridge Corelle Splendor dinner cutlery was just held together by glue, I threw away the rest of the […]

Emerald?! / Bul Jjamppong Beef Seafood noodles for lunchtime / Beautiful people!

September 7, 2020

I woke up at 8 AM to a mouse scratching at my bedroom door, then there was a false fire alarm at 9:20 AM in the cooler weather (texting Harma / Chinese Eric / Paulo to look busy), and I got back in at 9:40 AM with my phone and wallet after the firefighters figured […]

K’Andre Miller, Kole Lind, Judie Dietzler, Juli Beckwith, and Jim Bob Cooter?!

August 28, 2020

I thought I heard another squeaking mouse, so texted Barry about it. He wasn’t in and told me to call on Monday, saying sorry. Then I sent Term a Discord message, although I should have made that one a text message also. He’d just gotten home at 4:30! Later at 9:15, he messaged me to […]

Stouffer’s Diner Classics meatloaf lunch! / Easton Stick?! / Drue Tranquill?!

August 23, 2020

Stouffer’s Diner Classics: Meatloaf and mashed potatoes lunch with gravy! From Reddit and r/hockey: Easton Stick plays football for the Los Angeles Chargers?! From ESPN: Drue Tranquill plays football for the Los Angeles Chargers?! BAD SPELLING OF DREW!

Setzer, Celes, Edgar, the Blackjack, and a double-headed coin! / La’El Collins?!

August 10, 2020

Today is National Smores Day! From Youtube: Setzer the gambler has been hustled with a double-headed coin aboard his airship the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE! “… A valuable trinket indeed. I’ve never seen a double-headed coin before.” Edgar gave that to Celes. From Reddit and r/hockey: La’El Collins is a football player?! APOSTROPHE!

2020 NFL Draft Funny Names: Tua Tagovailoa, Quintez Cephus, Leki Fotu, and more!

July 2, 2020

From the Blog of Funny Names: Tristan Wirfs plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Prince Tega Wanogho plays football?! His parents were Prince Phillip U.D. and Princess Onome Wanogho?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Yetur Gross-Matos plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: CeeDee Lamb plays football?! From the Blog of […]

Heyzel Obando?! PHONETIC SPELLING?! / Xenia, Ohio?! / NO AERO CHERRY CHOCOLATE!

June 6, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Aero Dark Cherry Truffle chocolate bars! The chocolate-cherry combination is GROSS! Even the Porta Amarena Cherry chocolate bar tastes way better and isn’t so intense! From Youtube: Heyzel Obando?! BAD SPELLING OF HAZEL! It’s phonetic! UGH! There’s a city called Xenia in Ohio?!

Zadok Scott, Malik Hamm, Hitoshi Uechi, Saisai Zhang, Tim Kim, Princess Paynes?!

April 4, 2020

The computer screwed up TWICE this morning when the keyboard AND mouse froze, and my phone and lotion crashed to the floor since everything was all mixed up in the wiring! Texted Eric M. and messaged Andrew M. about it – Andrew said he could come over later today if I liked, so I took […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?! So the autumn will burn on a motorcycle?!

February 2, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. […]