Archive for the ‘football’ Category

Creepy Easter Bunny 20! / Alonte?! / Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

March 9, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 20! From Julie: Alonte?! If your prospective baby name is one letter away from ALONE, then it is not a good choice! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: Gordon Ramsay Omelette! Advertisements


FINAL FANTASY Malboro and every status effect ever! / Matt Patricia?!

February 8, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and lost 5-2. From Reddit and r/finalfantasy: Here’s a Malboro enemy! Hey guys, what’s your favorite status effect? Mine’s everything! From the r/hockey Discord server: Matt Patricia?!


Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]


Scott Darling?! / Stylez G. White?! / Are you dating a cat? / Vlad the Impala!

December 22, 2017

From Reddit: Scott Darling?! From The Mirror: Stylez G. White plays football?! From Oddee: Are you dating a cat? Here’s a handy flow chart! From Julie M. and Reddit: Vlad the Impala license plate from California! Advertisements


Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL! Advertisements


Red dragon fighting a knight, My-King Johnson, A-Queen Johnson, Hashirama Senju

August 26, 2017

It’s National Toilet Paper Day today! 😀 Kevin emailed back to thank me for the birthday wishes and always remembering. At least it seems like he had a good day with people! From Krista: Red dragon fighting a knight! From Reddit: My-King Johnson and A-Queen Johnson?! From Not Always Right: Hashirama Senju?! Advertisements


Teal Cyko / Tahlequah Rae Pruitt / Sequoyah L. Pruitt / Aspen / Marshawn Lynch?!

August 2, 2017

I saw a dead mouse, so called Barry to see if he could remove it – he said he’d try. I was surprised when there was a knock on the door at about 3:45, which happened to be a Shaw technician. He installed the Wi-Fi router / modem for me, and did a lot of […]


IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]


THE MANITOU / A shark-dressed man! / Stir-fried Wikipedia! / STRENGH? / Diasia?!

June 17, 2017

From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?! From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia… When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer “STRENGH […]


Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything? Advertisements