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No Eric Ho, shopping cart SALE, Magnum ice cream galore, and Maynards popsicles!

July 11, 2019

I took a shower, did some laundry, and had COFFEE TIME before Eric Ho texted me to cancel the BC Lions-Edmonton Eskimos hangout since he had to to stay at work till 7:30 or so. (he COULD say no, but maybe not!) “Are you coming? Yes or no.” “Yeah, I have to stay a bit […]

Tupac Isme?! / Tevita Tuli’aki’ono Tuipulotu Mosese Va’hae Fehoko Faletau Vea?!

June 28, 2019

I noticed that Chantelle deactivated her Facebook account AGAIN. Either shit or get off the pot, dude! Paulo dropped by at 9:45 to pick up some Quaker Oatmeal that I’d offered him last week. Then since he was here, he ate some Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild mushroom rice / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles […]

General Booty?! / Alec Rash?! / Walker Weickel?! / Collin Wiles?! SPORTS, MAN!

June 24, 2019

General Booty?! Alec Rash?! Walker Weickel?! Collin Wiles?! BAD SPELLING OF COLIN!

Cory Phast Lane?! What a name! / Rock Ya-Sin?! / O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

June 20, 2019

Cory Phast Lane?! Rock Ya-Sin?! O’Terrius Jabari Howard?!

ERIC HO! / Great Value All-Beef Meat Lasagna, old purchases, and overtime!

March 30, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric Ho called to confirm the time he was coming over to watch a lot of hockey, so I had to take a shower! I had the parking pass, bottled water, the Lindt caramel Easter eggs, Lindt Blueberries and Cream / Strawberries and Cream / Milk and White Spring Edition chocolate truffles, […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?

Dorinda, Jacquay, Kennedi, Shaquila, Jayveont’e, and Eashmon?!

November 5, 2018

From Julie: Courtney is fine, but Dorinda?! From Julie: Jacquay?! From Julie: Kennedi?! From Julie: Shaquila?! Is that Shaquille O’Neal and tequila mixed together?! From Julie: Jayveont’e?! From Julie: Joyce is fine, but Eashmon?!

Eric Ho and Evites! / Waterbridge, barkTHINS, multivitamins, and Almond Roca!

November 5, 2018

Eric Ho finally emailed me back about a hangout, saying that he’s been busy with stuff (no surprise there), but he was attending “Jon’s birthday thingie,” so we can discuss our NEXT hangout then! After a too-quick scan of my email inbox, I messaged Jon about it on Facebook. He said he’d sent an Evite, […]

Urban Meyer is SO NOT A NAME!

October 8, 2018

Today is Thanksgiving! From Reddit and r/askwomen: Urban Meyer?!