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IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

THE MANITOU / A shark-dressed man! / Stir-fried Wikipedia! / STRENGH? / Diasia?!

June 17, 2017

From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?! From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia… When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer “STRENGH […]

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Dammit, Chloe! / Sonny Sixkiller, Neville Neville, Tommy Gunn, Rabbit Maranville

May 5, 2017

Jack Bauer on 24‘s LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE! From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?! From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?! From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?! From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

Zepharius Lowell, Tim Biakabutuka, Vander Blue, Will Barrow, Oil Can Boyd

May 4, 2017

From a Not Always Right story on furries titled FLURRIES OF FURRIES: Zepharius Lowell?! From The Bleacher Report: Tim Bikakabutuka?! From The Bleacher Report: Vander Blue?! From The Bleacher Report: Will Barrow?! (wheelbarrow) Oil Can Boyd?!

Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

April 4, 2017

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]