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ERIC HO! / Great Value All-Beef Meat Lasagna, old purchases, and overtime!

March 30, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric Ho called to confirm the time he was coming over to watch a lot of hockey, so I had to take a shower! I had the parking pass, bottled water, the Lindt caramel Easter eggs, Lindt Blueberries and Cream / Strawberries and Cream / Milk and White Spring Edition chocolate truffles, […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?

Dorinda, Jacquay, Kennedi, Shaquila, Jayveont’e, and Eashmon?!

November 5, 2018

From Julie: Courtney is fine, but Dorinda?! From Julie: Jacquay?! From Julie: Kennedi?! From Julie: Shaquila?! Is that Shaquille O’Neal and tequila mixed together?! From Julie: Jayveont’e?! From Julie: Joyce is fine, but Eashmon?!

Eric Ho and Evites! / Waterbridge, barkTHINS, multivitamins, and Almond Roca!

November 5, 2018

Eric Ho finally emailed me back about a hangout, saying that he’s been busy with stuff (no surprise there), but he was attending “Jon’s birthday thingie,” so we can discuss our NEXT hangout then! After a too-quick scan of my email inbox, I messaged Jon about it on Facebook. He said he’d sent an Evite, […]

Urban Meyer is SO NOT A NAME!

October 8, 2018

Today is Thanksgiving! From Reddit and r/askwomen: Urban Meyer?!

Hanging out at Boston Pizza for Chinese Eric’s birthday!

August 18, 2018

Today is Bad Poetry Day! Eric M. called me at 12:40 to see if I wanted a ride to Boston Pizza for Chinese Eric’s birthday hangout: a 1 PM BC Lions game against the Toronto Argonauts! Sure, sounded good to me, especially since I’d been going to leave in five minutes anyway! Of course I […]

Tramia?! / Mesha?! / Felton?! / Lateshia?! / Currion, Jr.?! / Tenisha?!

July 31, 2018

Eric Ho emailed me again at 7:55 AM to say that he’d been thinking about his birthday hangout. We could go to Boston Pizza or Italian Tomato with white Eric (if he’s available) on Aug. 18 (a Saturday) around 1 to watch a BC Lions game. Doesn’t sound like a terrible idea, so of course […]

Ceejhay French-Love?! / Are you happy, or is that a vuvuzela up your ass?

June 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left extra early (ugh) at 12:20 for my 1 PM rescheduled appointment with Rachel. I guess I have to take being half an hour early rather than ten minutes late, due to weird C94 scheduling. After that, I went to London Drugs and got on-sale Excel peppermint gum, and was very […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!