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C’Bo Flemister is a football player?! / Kyle Twomey is a baseball player?!

August 30, 2019

I left at 4:30 to meet Rishu at 5 at Touchstone, then went to the public market for some dinner while I was out anyway: Eggplant (ew), fried noodles, cauliflower, bamboo shoots, broccoli, carrots, and pork! Met up with Nick from Discord, which was fine – boy, is he open about some things, though! Talked […]

Baileigh, Braidyn, Mornisha, Ladrea, Shay, Dewayne, Dewaun, JC, and Kiana?!

August 27, 2019

Chinese Eric texted me to say that his co-worker had gotten him a “great” deal on BC Lions tickets for Sept. 13: only $40 to $50 each! HA HA HA. If this is for BOTH our birthdays, it should be something we BOTH like, and I don’t even like football at the best of times! […]

Storm Duck?! / Rolland Harry, Garnet White, Blaire Paulhus, and Ronalds Kenins?!

August 14, 2019

Storm Duck?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Rolland Harry?! BAD SPELLING OF ROLAND! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Garnet White?! Two colors! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Blaire Paulhus?! Blair with an E on the end?! RONALDS Kenins used to play for the Canucks?!

Timmothy Pitzen?! / Jared Spurgeon?! / Keon Barnum?! / Oshane Ximenes?!

August 5, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Timmothy Pitzen?! BAD SPELLING OF TIMOTHY! Jared Spurgeon?! Keon Barnum?! Osane Ximines?!

Truman Peyote?! / Sione Tikitaki?! / Andraez Greedy Williams?! / Josey Jewell?!

July 31, 2019

Turns out that the Halo Top ice cream I bought on July 11 was already expired with a date of June 10, so I ate it TODAY. Screw saving it for my September birthday! Truman Peyote?! Sione Tikitaki?! Andraez Greedy Williams?! Josey Jewell?!

TOO HOT / Dr. Trentington Outhouse? / Folorunso Fatukasi? / Key’vantanie Coutee?

July 21, 2019

Today is National Ice Cream Day, again! I showered today. It’s 27 degrees and it’s 6 PM! Now THIS is finally summer weather! From Julie M. and 102.7 WEBN: Remember that level in SUPER MARIO 3 where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today. Dr. Trentington Outhouse?! Folorunso Fatukasi?! Key’vantanie Coutee?!

Chastity Gooch Fant?! / Judge Richard Boner?! / Cycle Path! Psycho Path!

July 19, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 401 (where a guy was WEARING A TOQUE?!) to get on-sale NEW Heidi Chocolate Intense / Ginger / Himalayan Salt chocolate bars for Chinese Eric’s birthday, two GIBSON owl mugs, two on-sale GUM toothbrushes, one big 300 mL Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa medicine bottle which […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

No Eric Ho, shopping cart SALE, Magnum ice cream galore, and Maynards popsicles!

July 11, 2019

I took a shower, did some laundry, and had COFFEE TIME before Eric Ho texted me to cancel the BC Lions-Edmonton Eskimos hangout since he had to to stay at work till 7:30 or so. (he COULD say no, but maybe not!) “Are you coming? Yes or no.” “Yeah, I have to stay a bit […]

Tupac Isme?! / Tevita Tuli’aki’ono Tuipulotu Mosese Va’hae Fehoko Faletau Vea?!

June 28, 2019

I noticed that Chantelle deactivated her Facebook account AGAIN. Either shit or get off the pot, dude! Paulo dropped by at 9:45 to pick up some Quaker Oatmeal that I’d offered him last week. Then since he was here, he ate some Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild mushroom rice / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles […]