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Black dragon warrior, a butterfly dragon, Ganong chicken bones, Bendick’s Mints

December 26, 2017

I did some minor Boxing Day shopping today, going out to London Drugs on a 401 at 4:30. Bought 300 index cards / on-sale Dark Chocolate Peppermint Almond Roca / on-sale Lipton chicken noodle soup / an on-sale Bendick’s Mint Collection box / on-sale Ganong Chicken Bones (I remembered discussing that with Sheryll recently!) / […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

Vanessa and Jason’s birthday dinner at Anton’s!

April 16, 2017

Jason’s birthday is April 1. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 to meet Vanessa and Jason at Joyce Station by 6:30, I brought the peanut butter / peppermint Whittakers chocolate bars, the carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses, and the birthday cards! I just managed to get the 407, just missed a Canada Line train, […]

Tudoring, a pharmacy as a drug-free workplace, Prince Casey touring the world

December 17, 2016

From Mikki: TUDORING?! The only way that would be even halfway acceptable is if they were teaching about the Tudors! From Vomitorium: This pharmacy is a drug-free workplace! After going to Egypt, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stays overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next […]

Halloween, Republican / Democrat name, purses, Bennet sister, Bohemian name

December 1, 2016

Your Halloween is Chill You may or may not love Halloween, but you don’t go too crazy on this holiday. You simply enjoy your favorite traditions and ignore the rest. Whether you’re watching your favorite Halloween movie, handing out candy, or hiding out until November, you do this holiday your way. You may not get […]

Shemales, dentist Dr. Ronald Toothman, Dr. Allan Doctor, Judge Igor Judge

September 7, 2016

According to some dumbshit shemale named Kyle on Reddit, I cannot categorically say that my brother and some of his male friends whom I’ve known for 35 years at most are not biological males because I have never seen their penises or testicles. Biological males “do not exist” and are “pageantry.” What?! He is way […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!