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Vanessa and Jason’s birthday dinner at Anton’s!

April 16, 2017

Jason’s birthday is April 1. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 to meet Vanessa and Jason at Joyce Station by 6:30, I brought the peanut butter / peppermint Whittakers chocolate bars, the carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses, and the birthday cards! I just managed to get the 407, just missed a Canada Line train, […]

Tudoring, a pharmacy as a drug-free workplace, Prince Casey touring the world

December 17, 2016

From Mikki: TUDORING?! The only way that would be even halfway acceptable is if they were teaching about the Tudors! From Vomitorium: This pharmacy is a drug-free workplace! After going to Egypt, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stays overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next […]

Halloween, Republican / Democrat name, purses, Bennet sister, Bohemian name

December 1, 2016

Your Halloween is Chill You may or may not love Halloween, but you don’t go too crazy on this holiday. You simply enjoy your favorite traditions and ignore the rest. Whether you’re watching your favorite Halloween movie, handing out candy, or hiding out until November, you do this holiday your way. You may not get […]

Shemales, dentist Dr. Ronald Toothman, Dr. Allan Doctor, Judge Igor Judge

September 7, 2016

According to some dumbshit shemale named Kyle on Reddit, I cannot categorically say that my brother and some of his male friends whom I’ve known for 35 years at most are not biological males because I have never seen their penises or testicles. Biological males “do not exist” and are “pageantry.” What?! He is way […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Steele-Bowles, Short-Lane, Kohn-Pullen, and other bad hyphenated names!

March 2, 2016

Steele-Bowles! Short-Lane! Kohn-Pullen! Gentle-Gurley! Gay-Cox! Rider-Moore! Green-Wille! Mann-Butts! Moist-Box! Dickie-Peters! Stout-Johnson! Fedder-Good! Wright-Tingle! Hazard-Dick!

The unrelated Nguyen sisters x2!

February 21, 2016

2012 Presentation High School seniors Alexandra, Angela, Angelica, Elizabeth, Emily, Isabella, Madeline, and Vi Nguyen are NOT related. Well, two of them are twin sisters. Alice, Kim, Theresa, and Vivian Nguyen are similarly unrelated in 2016! “We are not related!”

Staples-Bottoms, Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 18, 2016

Switchblade Symphony, “Sleep” Staples-Bottoms! Toole-Burns, Whyde-Hole, Piccirilli-Pecorelli, Smelley-Farkas, Royle-Weiner, Schmitt-Head, Long-Ouch, Cannon-Bottom, Bird-Bath, Good-Lauck, Gross-Tingley, DeMoney-Hyder, Sell-Schmehl, Goosie-Gander, Dunn-Eaton, Macaroni-Cheves, Olah-Sailer, Eggen-Stake Toole-Burns! Whyde-Hole! Piccirilli-Pecorelli! Smelley-Farkas! Royle-Weiner! Schmitt-Head! Long-Ouch! Cannon-Bottom! Bird-Bath! Good-Lauck! Gross-Tingley! DeMoney-Hyder! Sell-Schmehl! Goosie-Gander! Making this one even better, they both live in GOOSE CREEK, South Carolina! Dunn-Eaton! Macaroni-Cheves! Olah-Sailer! Eggen-Stake!

Moore-Bacon, Gorey-Butcher, Sharp-Payne, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Moore-Bacon! Sawyer-Hiney! Rump-Orefice! Rather-Grim! Miller-Bruski! Gorey-Butcher! House-Reckker! King-Sizer! Coody-Head! Flynt-Stone! Ruff-Goings! Funk-Kee! Sharp-Payne! Yuhasz-Gass! Bush-Schaver! Johnson-Finder! Wenger-Dengler!

Collard-Green, Little-Wiener, Tator-Fry, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Collard-Green! Little-Wiener! Bonus to make this one even better: They were even UNITED in UNION, Kentucky! Tator-Fry! Gilbert-Godfrey! Prom-Hooker! Aasen-Beer! Peters-Harder! Hittner-Ashwell! (Hitting her ass well) Heine-Beiting! Goetz-Moore! Fite-Staab! Sellers-Smelser! (Sell her, smells her!) Phillips-Achen-Ball! Roller-Moore! Mann-Boob! True-Belew! (true blue) Wild-Hyman!