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Happy Canada Day x8! / Americans and July 4 / Treason Day / Ungrateful colonials

July 4, 2020

Wishing you a very happy Canada Day with a beaver, maple leaves, and a Canada flag! Happy Canada Day! MAPLE LEAF! HAPPY CANADA DAY! FLAG! Happy Canada Day! Glitter flag! Happy Canada Day! A maple leaf with a Canadian flag! Happy Canada Day with balloons and fireworks! Happy Canada Day with a maple leaf and […]

What’s Your Medieval Name? Mine is Eleanor Tudor! I like this name generator!

May 4, 2020

From Medieval Fayre: What’s Your Medieval Name? Mine is Eleanor Tudor! Name generator!

Lizzie Borden hacker, common women’s interests, Milk2Go chocolate strawberry

February 21, 2020

There was a 15-second fire alarm inspection today at 1:25. I told Hester’s husband Ni that he needs to give people time to get to the fucking door since knocking constantly isn’t going to HELP – it’ll just make people feel RUSHED! I’m also DISABLED, so giving me a bit of extra time isn’t going […]

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky? / Queen Elizabeth I and the Tudors / Mike Rust My Crust

October 28, 2019

FUCK – there’s going to be a bus strike in three days! At least they want to reduce overcrowding. The Canucks played Florida tonight at 7, and won 7-2! FIVE GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD, AND ALL THE FORWARDS GOT AT LEAST ONE POINT! Big Bone Lick, Kentucky?! From Pete and Medieval Jollity: Queen Elizabeth […]

Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

October 20, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba! Moon, Pennsylvania?! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?! From Not Always Right: The Earth revolves around the sun! This might upset […]

Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England?! / HOW TO WRITE WHILE YOU SLEEP?!

September 16, 2019

9/16/19 is also a palindrome date! After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 2:15 to see Dr. Ruby at 2:45. Ugh, they can’t just do a referral by phone?! I was confused when the 410 detoured way down Alderbridge instead of going on No. 3 Road – ugh, MORE construction! I encountered a […]

Apollokreed Gardner, Jamarri Johnson, and Kandace Knight?!

August 15, 2019

Today is Retirement Day! After texting and calling a semi-sick Chinese Eric about his birthday plans while having COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out at 1 on a 407 to see Rishu at Touchstone. They’re moving near Ikea in October?! Eric and I can meet up later; white Eric can’t make it to […]

McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! / Alethea is weird…

March 28, 2019

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, with Quinn Hughes making his NHL debut. The game went to overtime and a shootout, where Hughes slotted in as well. VANCOUVER WON 3-2! I showered today. From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! From Julie: Alethea? Is that Ale-Thea […]

Dark chocolate barkTHINS! / CLERALY?! CNN AND BAD SPELLING!

August 30, 2018

Vanessa did the considerate thing yesterday and said that she and baby Cassidy couldn’t make it to my Felico’s birthday plans because of her ferry times from vacation. Of course I understood, and she can take me out for lunch sometime when she figures out some other stuff. Elizabeth can’t make it, either, which is […]