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Easter coming once a year, kids too old for Easter baskets, Bill Stoner and weed

April 22, 2019

It’s Earth Day 2019 and Easter Monday 2019 today! There was an unexpected water shutoff today! Of course Amacon posted a notice at the front door to let people know… come on! Not everyone leaves their apartment once a day! UGH! I briefly called Chrystal at work at 4 to wish her a happy belated […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Dead mouse! / 4-3 OT loss / LaShawnita Ruffins and Tre’Davious White?!

February 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I called the eye clinic to say that I’d run out of eyedrops, so asked what to do. End result: I have an appointment next Friday with Dr. Wise (the only day she’s in) to check the eye pressure. The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, and lost 4-3 in overtime. I […]

Eyes! Z-Grip pens! / Grammar Police uniforms! / Zona?! / 1500 HEARTS and LOVE!

January 17, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry called me at 11:50 to see if I could change our food shopping appointment next week from Wednesday to Thursday, which I had no problem with. I left at 12:25 to get to the Burrard eye clinic for my appointment with Dr. Wise for a one-week followup, even if the construction […]

Salsa received AN Nut Bread?! / Bronson, hammers, and red-hot ovens!

January 4, 2019

OH FUCK, I DISCOVERED REDRUM! I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Mom and Dad at Main and 15th at TXL Insurance, Uncle William Ng’s company. (10:30 AM?!) After we had lunch at Kwong Chow and finally took care of the insurance, I did some shopping at the Broadway London Drugs. Bought […]

Jonel knowing Salsa is being forced around by a bad guy! / Jourdon is bourbon?!

December 29, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and Vancouver won 3-2! Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in Chapter 3 of MOTHER 3. Jonel: “Hey there, monkey.” Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in […]

Wess to Duster: You have legs! / Professor Roey Sweet?!

December 13, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and they came back from a 3-1 score to take it to overtime, thanks to Boeser and Horvat. However, they ended up losing 4-3! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe […]

Mapson saying Wess is going to go bald! / Fassad and senior citizen violence!

November 24, 2018

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 4-2! FINALLY, NO EIGHT-GAME LOSING STREAK! Lucas and Boney are talking to Mapson in Chapter 4 of MOTHER 3. “I can talk about non-map stuff too, you know. Old man Wess is definitely going to go bald.” Lucas and Boney are talking to Mapson in […]

Hinawa and Tazmily gerberas! / Jackie’s Yado Inn and no over-pampering here!

November 21, 2018

The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3. *sigh* I’m getting sick of losing… Flint and Alec are in the square at Tazmily Village in Chapter 1 of MOTHER 3. Hinawa gave these Tazmily gerberas to the villagers as a gift. In Chapter 1 of MOTHER 3, Flint and Alec are at […]

Bob’s happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar at the Yado Inn!

November 19, 2018

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 tonight, and lost 6-3 on a hat trick. Salsa is talking to Bob at the Yado Inn while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. Bob says: “My happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar.”