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Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

BBQ beef brisket in a sourdough bun, an army war tank, Baramos and innards

May 29, 2017

From Candy: Her friend Gord once made these beef brisket sandwiches on some awesome sourdough buns for a BBQ. From Wesley: An army war tank! Baramos to the DRAGON WARRIOR III party: “Thou wilt regret thy coming indeed! You shall be dead for good, for I wilt surely feast on thine innards!”

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Poopy-Time Fun Shapes, winning at MARIO KART, Taco Tuesday captcha EmuParadise

April 26, 2017

I experienced good #2 timing just now! 😀 Barry called just now to say that he would be here shortly if that was okay. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EARLY?! Edit: Then my computer mouse and keyboard AND table decided to all fall down. STRESSFUL! Luckily, I was able to put everything right again before […]

Hug coupon, shoveling snow in Canada, Wawa, Niiue’s Magicant, baby Greyface

February 21, 2017

From Wesley: Hug coupon! Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free, and require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate. They also help relieve pain and depression. Expiry date: NEVER! From Pete: Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a […]

Castrating a bull, Past Niiue, Future Niiue, Flying Men, Flying Men gravestones

January 27, 2017

I called Steph at 6:20 so we could figure out a date and time for me to visit them. While we were talking about Feb. 5 at noon (which works according to Translink), SLB, and surprising Mike / Sandy / Ruth in Hamilton, Fraser was babbling and saying “ma-ma.” I knew I might regret it […]

A vowel movement, a toilet-themed restaurant, an aquarium toilet from Wesley

January 21, 2017

From Janet AKA Ghost_Light: Beaker of THE MUPPETS says, “I ate four cans of alphabet soup, and just had the largest vowel movement ever.” From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A toilet-themed restaurant opened up in Los Angeles?! From Wesley: An aquarium toilet!

Armand Hammer, Ness and Dog joining Arn in WINTER QUEST, bus looking like pencil

January 3, 2017

From Wesley: A man named Armand Hammer ended up on the board of directors for Arm & Hammer. Here’s Arn in ARN’S WINTER QUEST! Ness has joined Arn in ARN’S WINTER QUEST! Thanks to the magic of Walk-Through-Walls, Arn and Ness walked through the Plot Device gate and got Dog to join the ARN’S WINTER […]

Ross Gellar, Googling misspelled words, a squirrel eating pumpkin, grammar x4

December 5, 2016

DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Reddit: Well, we’re screwed on Thursday with a temperature forecast of -77 degrees! Wesley sent me this picture of Ross Gellar on FRIENDS: “By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!” From Julie S. and The Grammar Police: The word “grammer” is Googled 1,220,000 times every month. Somebody […]

Chrissy and Pac-Man necklace, being part of my journey, a one-cent sale at Lowes

November 19, 2016

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! 😀 From Oddee: 12 Cutest Photos of Quadruplets and Quintuplets I discovered that the TURBO MODE on SNES9X is the TAB key, so I was having way too much fun with it. This sped up the T-Rex Bat Challenge by an appreciable amount, and the same goes with auto-fights (though […]