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Sir’Zion Dance?! / Thuvan Masson, Shyanne, Contessa, Jaxon, and Yo’Shieba?!

June 8, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left for FYI Doctors at 2:10 in the rain. The 407 bus had to load a wheelchair, which didn’t help! As for my appointments and tests, it took TWO HOURS for the testing and looking at the glasses! Summary of eye exam: “Try to look elsewhere while we put this bright […]

A swimming green dragon, a dragon toilet seat, a golden dragon wedding cake

May 24, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Swimming green dragon! From Dragons: A dragon toilet seat! From Wesley and Cakes Beyond Belief: A golden dragon wedding cake!

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]

Glow-in-the dark toilet strip, toilet-shaped pencil sharpeners, poop socks

February 25, 2018

From Wesley: A glow-in-the-dark locator strip for your toilet: Night time drunk assistance via LifeHacks.com! From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet-shaped pencil sharpeners! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Poop socks! OH YEAH!

Snowmen sneezing and falling over, stabbing something 3000 times, Bekka Pate

December 13, 2017

I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh! From Wesley: A snowman says, “I didn’t mean to sneeze” since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze’s force! The first snowman’s carrot nose went into the second snowman’s bum! From George Takei: I’m so […]

Getting my shit together, my ass blowing kisses, sparkly rainbow poop emoji

December 9, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I’m good if it doesn’t snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though. From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack’s poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: “Whew, finally finished!” Girlfriend: […]

Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR!

MOTHER 3 characters, Sarah Lure, a drinking cowboy hat, Cahmbriel Ann Clackum

October 6, 2017

From The Onett Times: Some artwork depicting a lot of MOTHER 3 characters! From the top, going left to right: Baccio / Magic / OJ / Shimmy Zmizz (the DCMC), Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Leder, the Ultimate Chimera, the Masked Man, the Fierce Pork Trooper, Fassad, Mr. Saturn on the Coffee Table, some […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]