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Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

BBQ beef brisket in a sourdough bun, an army war tank, Baramos and innards

May 29, 2017

From Candy: Her friend Gord once made these beef brisket sandwiches on some awesome sourdough buns for a BBQ. From Wesley: An army war tank! Baramos to the DRAGON WARRIOR III party: “Thou wilt regret thy coming indeed! You shall be dead for good, for I wilt surely feast on thine innards!”

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Poopy-Time Fun Shapes, winning at MARIO KART, Taco Tuesday captcha EmuParadise

April 26, 2017

I experienced good #2 timing just now! 😀 Barry called just now to say that he would be here shortly if that was okay. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EARLY?! Edit: Then my computer mouse and keyboard AND table decided to all fall down. STRESSFUL! Luckily, I was able to put everything right again before […]

Hug coupon, shoveling snow in Canada, Wawa, Niiue’s Magicant, baby Greyface

February 21, 2017

From Wesley: Hug coupon! Hugs are fat-free, sugar-free, and require no batteries. Hugs reduce blood pressure, body temperature, and heart rate. They also help relieve pain and depression. Expiry date: NEVER! From Pete: Whoever said, “Do the job right the first time and you’ll never have to do it again” never shoveled snow off a […]

Castrating a bull, Past Niiue, Future Niiue, Flying Men, Flying Men gravestones

January 27, 2017

I called Steph at 6:20 so we could figure out a date and time for me to visit them. While we were talking about Feb. 5 at noon (which works according to Translink), SLB, and surprising Mike / Sandy / Ruth in Hamilton, Fraser was babbling and saying “ma-ma.” I knew I might regret it […]

A vowel movement, a toilet-themed restaurant, an aquarium toilet from Wesley

January 21, 2017

From Janet AKA Ghost_Light: Beaker of THE MUPPETS says, “I ate four cans of alphabet soup, and just had the largest vowel movement ever.” From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A toilet-themed restaurant opened up in Los Angeles?! From Wesley: An aquarium toilet!

Armand Hammer, Ness and Dog joining Arn in WINTER QUEST, bus looking like pencil

January 3, 2017

From Wesley: A man named Armand Hammer ended up on the board of directors for Arm & Hammer. Here’s Arn in ARN’S WINTER QUEST! Ness has joined Arn in ARN’S WINTER QUEST! Thanks to the magic of Walk-Through-Walls, Arn and Ness walked through the Plot Device gate and got Dog to join the ARN’S WINTER […]

Ross Gellar, Googling misspelled words, a squirrel eating pumpkin, grammar x4

December 5, 2016

DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Reddit: Well, we’re screwed on Thursday with a temperature forecast of -77 degrees! Wesley sent me this picture of Ross Gellar on FRIENDS: “By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!” From Julie S. and The Grammar Police: The word “grammer” is Googled 1,220,000 times every month. Somebody […]