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Nik Ritchie and TheDirty.com?! / Ogg the doubtful caveman with a laptop?!

June 26, 2020

I got temporarily banned from Casual Conversation on Reddit for rightfully calling someone a troll. Why isn’t “name-calling” allowed? That would be AWESOME! I hope the person who reported me goes through a major inconvenience! These bans are getting really fucking old… From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Nik Ritchie is the creator of TheDirty.com?! […]

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut, Cheddar Chipotle Sidekicks, coronavirus devil

May 2, 2020

From Reddit: At EXACTLY 7:17 PM, you are 69,420 seconds through the day. QUIRKY TIME COINCIDENCE! I finally blocked Kate on Discord – I don’t NEED to hear her TMI stories or her insufficient apologies with “lol” for the “leaf” comment with question marks blaming her offensive denseness on her autism! I especially don’t want […]

Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

Richmond Centre Cactus Club, NO FLAKES, Cambridge Wesley Sand Flatware cutlery

September 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric M. picked me up at 7 so we could go to the Richmond Centre Cactus Club. Yay for both Erics, Randal, and Jeremy! I assume Chinese Eric was texting white Eric while we were trying to find parking at the mall, so I texted him saying just that, then he suddenly […]

Christon and Alice’s wedding! / Damn extroverts! / Four Winds, Rocanini’s, Kirin

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up at 12:05 for the wedding. Chinese Eric had texted him “hey” and nothing else, so Eric asked me to see what was up with that. Apparently, he’d asked him whether he’d picked me up yet. The wedding was very religious and traditional on […]

A poop emoji beanie, an inflatable Halloween costume on toilet, a Poo Dough toy

July 25, 2019

Rishu from Touchstone emailed me today, then called at 2:15 after I’d just gotten in from a break. Next Thursday (August 1) at 3 sounds okay to me. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji beanie! From Julie M. and Wish: An inflatable fat jumpsuit costume that you can wear while sitting on the […]

Easter coming once a year, kids too old for Easter baskets, Bill Stoner and weed

April 22, 2019

It’s Earth Day 2019 and Easter Monday 2019 today! There was an unexpected water shutoff today! Of course Amacon posted a notice at the front door to let people know… come on! Not everyone leaves their apartment once a day! UGH! I briefly called Chrystal at work at 4 to wish her a happy belated […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Dead mouse! / 4-3 OT loss / LaShawnita Ruffins and Tre’Davious White?!

February 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I called the eye clinic to say that I’d run out of eyedrops, so asked what to do. End result: I have an appointment next Friday with Dr. Wise (the only day she’s in) to check the eye pressure. The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, and lost 4-3 in overtime. I […]

Eyes! Z-Grip pens! / Grammar Police uniforms! / Zona?! / 1500 HEARTS and LOVE!

January 17, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry called me at 11:50 to see if I could change our food shopping appointment next week from Wednesday to Thursday, which I had no problem with. I left at 12:25 to get to the Burrard eye clinic for my appointment with Dr. Wise for a one-week followup, even if the construction […]