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Archive for July 2017

India L. Byess, Enoch Deer, Poutrelle Guerremondiale Lequatorzieme, Ireneia Mink

July 31, 2017

From Not Always Right: India L. Byess?! India is a country, not a name! I remember this name from a long-ago piano recital at Lansdowne Mall: Enoch Deer?! I think he had a sister named Patricia, too. From Not Always Right: Poutrelle Guerremondiale Lequatorzieme?! Mmm, poutine! Poutine, war, and the equator… what could go wrong? […]

Kiliano Best, Jonathan Side, Stina Wargo Kolling, Storm McCreery Rye, Muh Legy

July 31, 2017

I was up at 6:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My glasses arm broke at approximately 7 AM this morning, so since I was going to go out to the nearby medical clinic anyway (removal for hearing!), I went to Factory Direct / Factory Optical. At least this time, I don’t have […]

Where were you? / Bowser and responsibility / Question mark treasure chests!

July 30, 2017

My Internet connection seemed really spotty today, so I had to call up Shaw at 4:10 when my phone lines actually worked and investigate. I got an older lady named Joan in Nanaimo who ran me through a speed test, and said that my upload / download speeds were actually pretty good. Luckily, it seemed […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

Golden ice dragon, awesome dragon mug, Rebecca Groat, Revie Ishai, Rob Tonka

July 29, 2017

I went out at 1 on a C94 to go to the Brighouse Library mini book sale, which I’d heard about yesterday on Facebook Events, eventually buying Age of Iron (Angus Watson), The City Stained Red (Sam Sykes, who also happens to be Diana Gabaldon’s son!), The Dinosaur Lords (Victor Milan), The Awakened Mage (Karen […]

Fighting the funny Negative Man from MOTHER 3 with his very emo quotes!

July 28, 2017

These were cobbled together from two separate Youtube videos, as my MOTHER 3 game is saved already in Chapter 8 at the point of no return in New Pork City, so I can’t go back to Argilla Pass in Chapter 7 to fight Negative Man again. You encountered Negative Man! Negative Man moaned, “Just get […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Mahtze Nehmersiz, Tehvon Quarantine Hyena, Marshae Tunis Sun, Ladya Aloe

July 27, 2017

I did laundry today. From Not Always Working: Mahtze Nehmersiz?! Reminds me of Jewish matzoh balls! From Not Always Right: Tehvon Quarantine Hyena?! From Not Always Right: Marshae Tunis Sun?! From Not Always Right: Ladya Aloe?!

Cheese Problems Solved?! / Cunt Coloring Book?! / Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream!

July 27, 2017

I just got a blue screen of death when I was going to go to bed anyways – UGH! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED?! CUNT COLORING BOOK?! From the Ghouls Facebook page: GHOULS DON’T SCOOP ICE CREAM!

Wed Ness Day, raw oysters, Uni-Eagle sriracha, chili, mushrooms, LATE JULY chips

July 26, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart, where 80% of the store smelled like durian! I bought on-sale Western Family store brand Ultra paper towels in a six-pack, on-sale Cottonelle toilet paper, Fanny Bay raw oysters for $20 (June 2, 2017), noodles, SOMETHING […]