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ERIC HO can make it to Felico’s! / CAIRO Dwek?! / BEAR for a baby?!

September 19, 2018

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! Eric Ho also replied to say he could make it to Felico’s on Sunday – Gmail now suggests replies for me?! Gmail’s suggested replies… From ONTD: Liam Payne of One Direction is going out with someone named CAIRO DWEK, and named his son BEAR?! Advertisements

Never pick a fight with a woman over 40! / Montinese is NOT a name!

September 18, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Edmonton at 7:30 in their FIRST game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 4-2. Elias Pettersen seems pretty good, though! From Julie: Montinese?! From Cathy B. and Moody and Mouthy: Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage […]

Jaman Swearingen?! / Dying of dysentery on OREGON TRAIL!

August 8, 2018

I showered today. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jaman Swearingen?! From Julie: Get in, losers. We are going to go die of dysentery in OREGON TRAIL.

St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland! / Creepy Easter Bunny 28!

March 17, 2018

Jackie M. added me to Facebook via Discord and Youtube, so YAY FOR THAT! I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 407 to get a TouchTop garbage can for my living room, on-sale store brand peanut butter, an Easter card and emoji stickers for Fraser and Henry, Alter Eco chocolate bars so I […]

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! / Diane Gooch?! / Typing and Internet arguments

January 25, 2018

The Canucks played Buffalo at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. It was 2-0 until Markstrom poorly handled a goal, then 4-0 on an empty-net goal. DAMMIT! From Julie: Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Diane Gooch was a politician?! Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.

Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! / Bill Boner?! / Christmas Joye Abbott?!

January 25, 2018

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. “Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I’ll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!” Eating Salmon Jerky Cuya’s black pepper salmon jerky! From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]

52 Things To Do While You Poo! / A lacy toilet cover!

January 24, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: 52 Things To Do While You Poo, The Coloring Book?! From Julie M. and Wish: A fashionable lace toilet seat cover?!