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Samyang curry terrorist noodles, OREGON TRAIL coronavirus, SHE and HER

April 1, 2020

Overpriced lemon-mint hand sanitizer! It’s April Fools Day 2020 today. UGH! I went out at 5:35 on a 407 to do some shopping at London Drugs. Then I got NEW All Clean lemon-mint spray hand sanitizer for $2 cheaper than the pharmacy next door, on-sale Natural Choice multi-purpose printer paper, on-sale HERSHEY’S cookies and cream […]

THE DRAGONRIDERS OF PERN, VALLEY OF THE DRAGONS, yellow dragons, Corona Fest

March 30, 2020

There was a Shaw outage last night at 6:45, so I texted both Erics / Mike before reading a bit and then going to bed at 8:30 PM! Woke up this morning at 5:45, and Shaw was back on since my phone worked… PHEW! Chinese Eric had replied to ask when it would be fixed […]

Jetson Car and Rosie Robot 2020, Kris Kross wiggity whack, hot spicy Mi Goreng

March 29, 2020

From Julie: Everyone is wanting a Jetson Car in 2020. Not me. I want Rosie the Robot to clean my house. From Julie: Kris Kross was right. This shit really is wiggity wiggity whack. Mi Goreng hot and spicy noodles! Mi Goreng hot and “spicy” noodles with soup this time!

KINDERGARTEN COP 2018 / Smokey Mountain Spaghetti Meatballs / HOT SAUCES!

March 25, 2020

After I showered, I went out at 1:25 on a 407 with my Asian old lady shopping cart to do some banking and go grocery shopping. The sidewalk is closed by Brighouse Station because of the loop construction, and Shoppers and Price Smart both have lineups to get inside in the name of social distancing […]

Knorr Parmesan Pesto, Czech instant noodles, Fireball selfie, Knorr Butter Herb

March 24, 2020

I reminded Chinese Eric that we could text each other while the coronavirus pandemic is going on, especially since he has lupus and is automatically at a higher risk. He seemed to agree, texting back “yesyes! 😀 Won’t come over till playoffs or 2020-2021 season!” Gotta love good friends! Knorr Parmesan Pesto Sidekicks! Vifon beef […]

Ima Hogg tombstone?! / Nerfnow Comics: A treasure chest of toilet paper!

March 23, 2020

\Ayler called me briefly at 6, but I had to scramble to get my reading glasses in order to read the Caller ID, so I missed it. When I called them back immediately afterwards, the phone was busy! I checked my text messages instead, in hopes of getting ones from yesterday. There was one from […]

Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

March 12, 2020

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus. From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?! From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?! From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Fuzzy blue toilet seat cover and 2002 memories! / Coronavirus? NO SHITTING!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! 😀 From Julie and 22 Words: Lord, no! Hey, we all love a comfortable toilet seat, so the idea of using a toilet cover shouldn’t be so shocking. But this… this is an affront to all that is good in the world. If that’s a fuzzy blue toilet seat cover, I […]

Cari Lang Hairapist and Fuk Mi Sushi Seafood Buffet?! / Unvaccinated children!

March 9, 2020

I showered today before going out briefly at 8:15 on a 407 to get bulk pads x2 at London Drugs, which is of course sold out of hand sanitizer. They seemed to have a decent supply of toilet paper and Wet ones and other Lysol / Clorox products, though. Got home just now at 8:40 […]