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Your boyfriend isn’t a THEY or THEM! / You can’t be technically 12 for anything!

May 17, 2017

From Reddit on March 7, 2017: No, you should not encourage your BOYFRIEND in HIS using “they / them” pronouns! It’s HE and HIM and HIS! I agree with Undoomed on this one. You are NOT that much of a special snowflake! Also, WTF is “eye gaze”? Just say “he looks at me for a […]

Rainy is a human?! / Holden Johnson?! / A huge sushi boat from Reddit and Lucas!

May 11, 2017

I had a headache today and had to abandon my Tomato Alfredo lunch in favor of a nap at 12. At least I felt better at 3! Then I got email: Jon thinks that there’s a family dinner on Monday at their place. Apparently, there’s going to be a lunch tomorrow at the lards’ place […]

Greyden White?! / My brilliant stardust and fucking shine! / NHL playoff time!

April 12, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:45 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From DYING TO SLEEP, which is about Fatal Familial Insomnia: An OLD guy named Greyden White?! From Eve: Not everyone is going to understand you. Some souls just don’t align. Some have never seen such brilliant stardust. Some can’t handle your fucking shine. From […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]

THE MADAM AS ENTREPRENEUR?! / Oxygen and carbon dioxide! / Ovary over-reactions!

March 8, 2017

It’s International Women’s Day today! I called Barry about my T5007 tax forms and food shopping today after trying for the last few days. He said he’d try to be here before noon, and he was here at 11:40. We went to Chimo and got it done for me to be home by noon. The […]

Dragon spork, dragon spoon, Colonel Saturn’s Magicant, an irrelevant place

January 16, 2017

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! PRODUCT WARNING: No more Katsuo Udon cup noodles! They make me feel very weird and almost sick just now! These noodles made me feel weird in the head, and almost made me feel like I had to vomit. I had to lie down for a while before the weird feeling […]

WARRIOR DRAGON ending poem, DRAGOON X OMEGA start, fascination with creepy shit

January 13, 2017

After having some tea, I went to visit Vanessa at the hospital at 5:30 after her surgery, and brought an assortment of Lindt chocolates plus the McCormick rainbow bells. We talked about her pain medication / my birth control and side effects, morphine, her gay friend Patrick wanting to go to Atlantis, teratomas, our parents […]

OUTTA MY WAY! I GOTTA POOP! / Is it just me who does this? / Kids and iPhones

January 13, 2017

Jason sent me a Facebook message from Vanessa’s account, saying that she was still in the recovery room. That definitely makes sense! From Reddit: This skeleton with a flaming torch on a horse says, “OUTTA MY WAY… I GOTTA POOP!” From Julie S. and Classical Art Memes: “Is it just me who does…” “Yes. In […]

This Can of Whoopass isn’t a Wad of Cash! / Soylent Green is made of people!

January 4, 2017

I discovered redrum today, then called Hester about mousetraps, getting her husband Ni on the phone. That’s fine, and so is his dropping off a glue mousetrap later on. Then I found out that Nina M. had unfriended or blocked me from Facebook – WTF?! In JONBOUND, Joe Scharfenberg has joined Jon Otis / Sarah […]