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Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! / The hiryuu dragon contracted syphilis?! / Bike boats

November 16, 2017

Helen S. unfriended me for some weird reason! The Canucks played the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. At the Bal Castle gate in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, these soldiers are chanting. “TALUBSI! ADULA! ULU! BAACHUR! Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! Come forth!” “Why are we the only ones who take this […]

Jensen, Danneel, Justice, Zeppelin, and Arrow?! / Cara should have quit smoking!

October 28, 2017

I showered because of greasy hair, then did some more laundry now that I have laundry detergent. Auntie Catherine surprisingly emailed me to try setting up a time to take me out for my belated birthday lunch. Friday, November 3? Sure, that works for me. From Reddit: JENSEN Ackles and DANNEEL Harris Ackles named their […]

Burgundy Lee Hanrahan, Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams, Yasho Vardhan, Cary Carr

October 20, 2017

From Not Always Right: Burgundy Lee Hanrahan?! From Not Always Right: Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams?! From Not Always Right: Yasho Vardhan?! Reminds me of Alexei Yashin… From Not Always Right: Cary Carr?! Didn’t his parents think that sounded sing-songy?!

Sunbathing at the equator to cure cancer! / Body-switching! / Mana tree!

October 7, 2017

The Canucks played the Oilers in their first game of the 2017-2018 NHL season at home, and won 3-2! Before the fight with Tzepish over THE CURE FOR CANCER crystals, Cara tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF PARTY how she was cured of cancer. “Simple. I just sunbathed at the equator for several hundred hours […]

76,000 likes! / Educating Christon on douches! / ERIC HO! / Hockey pools!

October 2, 2017

Eric gave me a ride to Jeremy’s, so I left at 6:30 with the Western Family Peanut Butter Cups and Chocolate ice cream for Christon and Jeremy’s Sunday dinner / birthday dinner, plus the guys’ birthday cards. We talked about our weeks, hockey games / practice, my evident cold, my stuck bedroom window, and Let’s […]

Disposing of garbage bins! / The flashing tile level in FF1’s Lifespring Grotto!

October 1, 2017

I tried opening an Arm and Hammer toothpaste tube today, and it COULD NOT BE OPENED, so I threw it out! Luckily, my last spare COULD be opened! I went shopping at 3 today on a 407, and got a replacement Vileda pail (the last one had soap scum on it) / Arm and Hammer […]

Hannette Cocoa Wolf, Fyva Prold, Allayna Groove, Cyntoia Brown, Airynn Wolf

September 30, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #8 (the last one!) against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 3-2! From Not Always Friendly: Hannette Cocoa Wolf?! From Not Always Working: Fyva Prold?! From Not Always Right: Allayna Groove?! That’s not how you spell Alena, but I want to get down with that musical groove, baby! Cyntoia […]

Red flag questions are OBVIOUSLY negative! / Tampons NOT being heteronormative!

September 30, 2017

I showered and did some laundry today, so at least I can feel more human and less like a desiccated corpse! I got a free sample of Excel Soft Chew peppermint gum in the mail yesterday! From Reddit on August 16, 2017: “All these RED FLAG questions are so negative!” DUH! I’m very surprised that […]

Brett Hospital, Kali James Ravel, Gemini Gold, Jourdan Townsend, Beins Jared

September 29, 2017

It’s International Coffee Day today! Johnny Canuck AKA Steffan D. added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks group – NICE! From Not Always Right: Brett Hospital?! From Not Always Working: Kali James Ravel?! From Not Always Right: Gemini Gold?! From Not Always Right: Jourdan Townsend?! That’s not how you spell JORDAN! From Not Always […]

Shannon Necole Walker, Jill Joiner, Danyele Thompson, Mandy Sprinklemist McNalis

September 28, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #7 against the Flames tonight at 7, and won 3-1! From Not Always Right: Shannon Necole Walker?! That’s not how you spell NICOLE! From Not Always Right: Jill Joiner?! I wanna join, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Danyele Thompson?! That isn’t how you spell DANIELLE! Did her parents yell at […]