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Treveon, Keisha, Amaya, Jaliah, Keven, Ozell, Dick Shoemaker, and Goldie Lock?!

May 20, 2019

From Julie: Brandi is perfectly fine, but Treveon and Keisha?! From Julie: Amaya?! From Julie: Jaliah?! From Julie: Keven?! BAD SPELLING OF KEVIN! From Julie: Ozell?! From Bored Panda: Dick Shoemaker?! From Bored Panda: Goldie Lock?! Advertisements

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

Wings at Moxie’s? Sure, why not? / English and tough thorough thought on a mug!

April 1, 2019

Brian and Holly seemed to be making plans for $4 wings at Moxie’s tonight, so in a moment of rare spontaneity, I decided to join them, Paulo, and Darryl. Turns out Jeremy and Jeff were invited too, but that was okay. I thought Brian was giving Paulo a ride too, but I guess not. At […]

Moritz Seider?! / Slag Lane, Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

March 21, 2019

From the r/canucks Discord server: A German prospect named Moritz Seider?! Reminds me of apple cider AND those yummy Moritz Icy Squares chocolates at Christmas! Moritz Icy Squares: From the Daily Mail: There’s a Slag Lane in Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

Bron Holland is a name?! / The Prado Café and Janina! YAY FOR FREE LOCAL MUGS!

March 16, 2019

Might go to Holly’s tonight. We’ll see! From Julie: Bron Holland?! On September 19, 2015, I went to the Pint to meet Aaron / Kathy / Sabrina / Julian for a belated / early birthday celebration. I passed by the Prado Café on my way there, and thought of Janina for obvious reasons. Eventually, she […]

Funny toilet rules! / Airhorns literally scaring the shit out of somebody!

February 28, 2019

From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you’re finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance. From Andrew: An […]

Wess to Duster: You have legs! / Professor Roey Sweet?!

December 13, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Nashville at 5 today, and they came back from a 3-1 score to take it to overtime, thanks to Boeser and Horvat. However, they ended up losing 4-3! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are reunited in Chapter 5 of MOTHER 3. On their way to defeat Lord Passion at Osohe […]

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!

Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

Mischievous Mole feeling homesick in battle, JUST LIKE NESS!

October 26, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Mom and Dad picked me up at 12 so we could go to lunch at #9, go to JYSK in Lansdowne, and then go see Uncle Stanley’s female associate Sandy on Kingsway and Slocan about my Disability Savings Plan. I heard way more about growth and investments and stock portfolios than I […]