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What’s Your Pirate Name? Talk Like A Pirate Day name generator! / NFL? No! NHL!

September 19, 2020

mIt’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! Eric Ho texted me to talk about the Tampa Bay-Dallas Stanley Cup Final, how they’d just been going to nearby eateries or Hong Kong-style caf├ęs, and whether “E. Whitty” (white Eric!) would like to get together for ALL our belated birthdays. (again with the black rap names for […]

Despresso, Auntie Catherine, Lakeside Grill, Mayfair Lakes, seafood linguine

September 16, 2020

Joke: What do you call a sad coffee? A Despresso! Yesterday, I found a Facebook group for people born on September 17! AWESOME! I totally joined after answering their three questions, OF COURSE! BIRTHDAY BUDDIES GALORE! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Auntie Catherine at Aberdeen Station at […]

Why am I such a dickhead? / Sorry for the INCONTINENCE! / The FORCIBLE future!

August 29, 2020

Eric Ho texted me to say that politics / BLM and sports shouldn’t mix, and will think about coming over for Games 4 or 5 tomorrow or Tuesday. The Canucks FINALLY played Vegas in Second Round Playoff Game #3 at 6:45, and lost 3-0… SHUTOUT AGAIN! From Reddit and r/canucks: Vegas had 2930 shots in […]

Jaye?! FEMALE JAY?! / Britnee Pinkston has BAD SPELLING! / London Breed mayor?!

August 24, 2020

I texted Barry this morning to remind him about my payday arrangements for Wednesday. From Julie and DR. PHIL: JAYE says her sister chose drugs over her 13-year-old daughter?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Britnee Pinkston?! BAD SPELLING OF BRITTANY! From Julie M. and her local news on the coronavirus pandemic in May 2020: […]

Alycesaundra, Kailia, Polo Sandoval, and Rosemary Gladstar?! / Aquamarine dragon

August 20, 2020

From Julie and TODDLERS AND TIARAS: Kelly is fine, but Alycesaundra?! BAD SPELLING of Alexandra or Alessandra! Bonus: Her TWIN is named Giavanna. From Julie and TODDLERS AND TIARAS: Marcy is fine, but KAILIA?! From Julie and her local news on CNN: Polo Sandoval is talking about coronavirus on the news?! From Julie: Rosemary Gladstar […]

Superhero Name Generator / Christen Burwick?! / Sam Kinison as the 2020 narrator

August 13, 2020

From CFOX: Superhero Name Generator! Monstrous Shrinking Hairy Ball… okay, then! From PostSecret: Christen Burwick?! BAD SPELLING OF KRISTEN OR KRISTEN! She also thinks there is nothing wrong with pregnant women having more than one baby shower. UGH! From James: If 2020 had a narrator, it would be Sam Kinison!

Pho Lan #7, Garnier Castor Oil with maple sap, Korean-style BEEF bowl for dinner

August 12, 2020

I left at 11:50 on a 414 (with legitimate UNMASKED deaf people using sign language…) to go to Pho Lan for some Pho, thanks to some late-night discussions with Cuya’s Twitch crew. This was after Duncan pissed me off momentarily by ordering us not to talk about politics (after I was JUST reacting to Leon’s […]

Coronavirus dump 2: 2020 being hell, lockdown orders, no contact, etc. (16 pics)

August 8, 2020

Fuck going all the way to check out Kwong Chow’s new temporary patio with the family! It’s not even legal to have more than six people at a table! From Julie: I was out shopping and pretended the one-way arrows on the floor were speed boosts from MARIO KART. So it only made sense to […]

Filipino-style Chicken Adobo lunch bowl, zero people, exiting a couch, no Wave

August 7, 2020

I fixed my weirdly-bent Honeywell fan prongs by putting them around the table edge and pulling or pushing them back to the usual position! Thanks, Nolan! The Canucks played Playoff Qualifying Game #4 against the Wild at the odd time of 8:01. It went to overtime and WE WON 5-4 11 SECONDS INTO OVERTIME TO […]

August morning hockey! / Greek-style Beef Gyro for lunch!

August 6, 2020

COFFEE TIME because of a MORNING SUMMER HOCKEY GAME IN AUGUST! Eric H. texted me about the early game, too. The Canucks played Playoff Qualifying Game #3 against the Wild at 11:30 AM, and won 3-0! Hughes, Petey, Boeser, and MORE! Breakfast: Paldo lobster noodles! King noodles! King cup noodles! Western Family Booster Bowl: Greek-style […]