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Pizza, eucalyptus and lime, and kettle chips! / MOTHER 3 chicken and eggs!

February 6, 2016

I left the house at 8:25 this morning, and went to Shoppers Drug Mart to get an on-sale one-litre container of eucalyptus and lime bubble bath for Ayler and Hiero to make their bath time more fun, and an on-sale Ivory aloe body wash for myself. Later, I found out that the Shoppers Drug Mart […]

Nameberry: Most Popular Names of 2015!

December 29, 2015

According to Nameberry, these are the most popular names of 2015. Girls: Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Olivia, Cora, Eleanor, Isla, Lucy, Evelyn, Penelope, Aurora, Violet, Adeline, Claire, Hazel, Adelaide, Emma, Scarlett, Arabella, Alice, Luna, Mia, Grace, Lila, Imogen, Esme, Rose, Quinn, Evangeline, and Elizabeth. Boys: Ezra, Asher, Atticus, Declan, Oliver, Silas, Milo, Jude, Henry, Jasper, Kai, […]

3-2 win over the Wild, SANTA’S SLAY, Phat Ho, Ok Suk Whang, Evelyn Sackrider

November 25, 2015

The Canucks played the Wild at 4 today, and barely managed to squeak out a 3-2 win! SANTA’S SLAY! Phat Ho! Ok Suk Whang! Evelyn Sackrider is a real estate agent!

No Evelyn, untagging Creepy Charles, my name’s color, mi goreng noodles

July 6, 2015

Evelyn C. deleted me on Facebook, but that’s okay even if I remember that she added me initially because I posted a birthday wish to her on her mom Teresa’s status. This was on 18 September 2014, the day after my own birthday when Mike was over here playing RISE OF NATIONS and such. Speaking […]

Virginity anniversary, 50s dress test, rockabilly name, blue lobster

June 18, 2015

I just discovered that Chinese Eric called me again at 9:30 tonight. What could be so damn urgent?! I’ll get back to him later. At least I don’t have to be anxious about it because someone will make a big deal out of my not answering the phone, as Mike would! It’s now been over […]

Barbecue bacon mango pizza! / Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K / Georgebush Neeway

November 8, 2014

Barbecue bacon mango pizza! Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at St. Francis Health Center, born to Evelyn and Kendall on February 15, 2003… Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K! It’s pronounced “Your Highness,” and “Icy Eight Special K” is a bunch of drug slang! Some people really love George W. Bush. […]

Doctor Unheimlich, E-El (Ebaumsworld)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE11evenosis Cause: eating spicy food Symptoms: receding gums, winking, forgetting what day it is, insomnia Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withE_LunchboxHandsitis Cause: overconsumption of cheese Symptoms: frequent tufts of hair, terror, sudden ectoplasm Cure: Kryptonite Enter your […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Dr-Dz (DWCorey)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDr98EMD’s Lurgy Cause: bad beer Symptoms: excessive loss of dress sense, frequent toe numbness, extreme arm numbness, howling at the moon Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDr_Insanity’s Disease Cause: excessive Internet usage Symptoms: vomiting, sweating, hives, mild […]

Evelyn, the Grammar Nazi pin, RISE OF NATIONS, Grow-A-Husband, Leder not speaking

September 18, 2014

Evelyn added me to Facebook after I wished her a happy birthday, oh dear. At least I can filter things from her, since she’s only 12 now! Mike and I discussed JON STEWART, weird sound effects from his game, suggestive ads on The Pirate Bay, Sheri picking up her laptop on Friday around here (not […]

Auntie Catherine, fall drinks, classic Hollywood name, Scottish name / Flint, Alec, and Old Man

September 15, 2014

Sean O. unfriended me from Facebook for some reason – what the?! At 11:30 last night, Mike said that it’s a good thing that he doesn’t have Uncle Lawrie’s car because then Mom can’t foist more crap on us; I totally agree! She can try, but busing home will be the best excuse ever for […]