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UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Bramble Klippie?! / Alaska?! / Kami?!

June 24, 2018

Bramble Klippie?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Alaska?! From Julie: Kami?! It reminded her of camisoles, but it reminded me of Cammy from STREET FIGHTER II.

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Washington Capitals-Las Vegas Knights playoff hockey hangout! / Chosen Roach?!

June 2, 2018

White Eric gave me and the Salsitas chips a ride to Jeremy’s at 4:45 so we could hang out and watch the Washington Capitals play the Vegas Golden Knights in Playoffs Hockey Game #3, Final Round. (the Knights lost 3-1) Christon couldn’t make it, but we chilled with Chinese Eric, Jeremy, and Randal instead. We […]

Defenestration Day! / Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! / Chrisandra?! / Namingway in Agart

May 21, 2018

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! COFFEE TIME! Mom wanted me to go to Kwong Chow tomorrow for dinner with Uncle Joe and Auntie Wing Yee, but I’m not in the mood for more pretending. Besides, I have to soak up the ME TIME! Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! Reminds me of Jeremiah for some reason… From Julie: Chrisandra? Smushing […]

Black dragon painting, a diamond crystal rhinestone painting, a purple dragon

April 30, 2018

I went out at 3:15 on a 401 so I could get a bubble tea from Big Orange for National Bubble Tea Day. I also got on-sale President’s Choice oatmeal cookies for National Oatmeal Cookie Day, NEW Sweet and Spicy Ruffles chips, and on-sale Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies from Shoppers Drug Mart. Then I went […]

Fishing for birdie! / Rope Snake’s HANDS are clasped?! / Here goes no something!

April 29, 2018

In MOTHER 3, Saturn Valley is blocked off by a Pigmask bomb, and the party has to help the Mr. Saturn characters catch a bird. This one has a balloon, and says: “One birdie more. Fishing for birdie.” Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are about to take off in the MOTHER 3 Saturn Valley “birdie […]

Mr. Saturn: Looking at the sky, being a girl, ribbons, and the Homestead Act!

April 28, 2018

nI showered and did laundry today. Ugh, I also got a paper cut from grabbing a money envelope! After defeating New Fassad, the MOTHER 3 party comes across this Mr. Saturn in Saturn Valley. “Looking at sky.” After defeating New Fassad, the MOTHER 3 party sees the girl Mr. Saturn in Saturn Valley. “Girl. Am […]

Fassad’s interpreter, introductions, and terribleness! / Bernard Bumpus?!

April 27, 2018

Fassad’s Interpreter in Saturn Valley at the Needle: “Please forgive my late introduction. I am Fassad’s interpreter.” Fassad’s Interpreter in Saturn Valley at the Needle: “And that terribleness is a very mature and grownup terribleness.” Bernard Bumpus?!

Stray dogs and pet dogs with sheep! / Yucky laundry! / Save frogs inside bathrooms!

April 24, 2018

After I went to Brighouse library this morning (where Facebook thought I was in Whistler, and more annoyingly, a random Asian auntie thought I could use up my precious computer time to look around for HER random papers – and also thought that my index cards from home were her papers!), I walked from there […]