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Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Father’s Day card, nondescript vans, nothing appropriate coming to mind

June 18, 2017

I got up at 7 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME! A week of downtime and solitude has been VERY BENEFICIAL for me! YAY FOR ALONE TIME! Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty. From Janina: I love you more than serial killers love nondescript vans. Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and […]

THE MANITOU / A shark-dressed man! / Stir-fried Wikipedia! / STRENGH? / Diasia?!

June 17, 2017

From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?! From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia… When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer “STRENGH […]

Things that offend people in 2015, abuse apologist bingo, Janice Tickle

June 17, 2017

Spongebob Squarepants with a huge encyclopedia: Things That Offend People: The 2015 edition! It’s even worse now in mid-2017! From Reddit: Enabler / Abuse Apologist Bingo! Taking just one square: If I don’t want to forgive someone for their treatment of me that’s affected my whole LIFE, that does not mean I’m a bad person! […]

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Porky’s stinky poop, Chatoyer T’heed Huggins, Diamando May, Peter Pop Bumper

June 15, 2017

Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear finally make it to the Scarabi desert in MOTHER 2 DELUXE. By this grove of palm trees, Porky’s stink still hangs in the air… you can see his poop pellets! EW! From Not Always Working: Chatoyer T’heed Huggins?! Reminds me of Huggies diapers, hahaha! From […]

Sleeping in and peeing, a religion-free DVD player, Cyan and licentious howlers

June 14, 2017

From Janina: Sleeping in could easily be my superpower, if not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Good news! A religion-free DVD player! Cyan, Sabin, and Gau encounter this FINAL FANTASY VI dancer in Nikeah. She propositions them, and Cyan has this to say: “How dare you?! […]

A backwards-talking broom in Gaia! / The Bottled Fairy from the Caravan!

June 14, 2017

The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to fly into Gaia, where they come across this backwards-talking broom! “Do you have great Power?” it asks them in backwards speak. The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) is finally able to […]

SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE Enemies, #1-123!

June 13, 2017

These are all the enemies I could find in SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. I used this walkthrough as a guide. Thanks, BSulphur! This walkthrough helped me through the game; thanks, KeyBlade999! Use the lute in the Temple of Chaos by facing the stone slab and pressing A. Codes for the game on BSFree. Goomba Koopa […]

FINALLY, ERIC HO HANGOUT! The Pittsburgh Penguins and the 2017 Stanley Cup!

June 11, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 5:35 to say that he was heading down to Richmond, and alerted me to the fact that Nathan was back in town recently, so of course I checked out Nathan’s Facebook page! It’s true: Daniel is now a Doctor! Also, their mom Auntie Lillian is going to have a small […]