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Creepy Easter Bunny 39! / Stinking like a monkey! / Breuanna?! / Messiah?!

March 27, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door to see if I could get my prescription filled, but Adam says I’ll have to wait until tomorrow. Not a big deal, really. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and won 4-1. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 39! While the Happy Box delivery is on in […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

Keeping secrets / Leaf color / Wisdom / Practical magic witch / Ghost name

October 19, 2017

“He’s Keeping You a Secret For Now” Your guy doesn’t seem super psyched to go public with your relationship – at least not totally public. Maybe he’s a private person, or maybe you are just starting to date. It’s nothing to worry about yet. Keep an eye on this guy. Is he as serious about […]

Shannon Necole Walker, Jill Joiner, Danyele Thompson, Mandy Sprinklemist McNalis

September 28, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #7 against the Flames tonight at 7, and won 3-1! From Not Always Right: Shannon Necole Walker?! That’s not how you spell NICOLE! From Not Always Right: Jill Joiner?! I wanna join, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Danyele Thompson?! That isn’t how you spell DANIELLE! Did her parents yell at […]

A mechanical metal dragon, Hans Hansen, DARYL SLEEPS HERE, Dragon Soul fire!

July 17, 2017

I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which […]

Doctor Unheimlich, V (Vowthorn)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withVaginaPagina’s Disease Cause: excessive Internet usage Symptoms: frequent metallic spots, sarcasm, extreme inability to turn neck, glowing eyes Cure: fresh air Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withValintiin’s Lurgy Cause: exposure to radiation Symptoms: heartburn, necrosis, belching Cure: pass it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Po-Pz (Primary_Impulse)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPoacuitis Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: impaired vision, froglike eyes, occasional appetite changes, sudden moodiness Cure: none Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPoeticGoddss’ Disease Cause: early mornings Symptoms: leaning at 45 degrees, appetite changes, imperceptibly white blood, sudden dizziness […]

Doctor Unheimlich, P-Pg (PennyLaneLisa)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withP1r4t3_k1nG’s Disorder Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: excessive seizures, grey spots, glowing eyes, extreme headaches Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPacificBeachBoy’s Lurgy Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: dry mouth, nausea, floating hair Cure: cryogenic freezing until […]

Doctor Unheimlich, An-Ap (AppleBastic)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAna’s Disorder Cause: unknown Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAnaCheetoitis Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: groin swelling, pacing, flashing eyes, bone pain Cure: expensive biofeedback devices […]

Half a block from Jon and Harmony’s! / THE COVE / Cousins!

June 6, 2014

Mike and I discussed videos by crazy conservatives, debates, Ben Shapiro and the minimum wage, sesame oil, oysters, conveniently forgetting stuff, busing out to Heritage Hall, buying bus tickets at London Drugs, champagne, the risk of his car overheating while looking for parking, wigs, noodles, a pub called THE COVE, what I should wear, filling […]