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Baileigh, Braidyn, Mornisha, Ladrea, Shay, Dewayne, Dewaun, JC, and Kiana?!

August 27, 2019

Chinese Eric texted me to say that his co-worker had gotten him a “great” deal on BC Lions tickets for Sept. 13: only $40 to $50 each! HA HA HA. If this is for BOTH our birthdays, it should be something we BOTH like, and I don’t even like football at the best of times! […]

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]

5-1 win! / Chicwanda Forbes?! WHAT A BAD NAME!

February 2, 2019

The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today. From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!

La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

Penne and chocolate! / POKEMON GO on toilet! / Choking on the devil’s cob?!

August 9, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:30 with my Ritter Sport Buttermilk Lemon chocolate pieces (which the boys seemed to like later on), and got there at 3:45 after stopping by Shoppers Drug Mart to buy some on-sale Chewy Chips Ahoy. A pair of shorts outside was blocking the door, but it was reasonable to dry […]

Martin Havlat is sleeping! / Floandsim Snook? / Semen Pavlichenko / Andreas Wank

June 4, 2016

The microbeads in this Yellow Raspberry Dial hand soap are very interesting! Hee hee – I love quirky things! As I thought, Harmony wants me to go away in the afternoon for a couple of hours so that everyone else can nap before dinner. If the weather stays as sunny as it is now (and […]