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Defenestration Day! / Grumpy Cat and anger management / Sylas Thompson?!

May 21, 2019

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! I showered today. Grumpy Cat: I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills. From Shane: Sylas Thompson?! BAD SPELLING OF SILAS! Advertisements

Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht…

Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]

Easter coming once a year, kids too old for Easter baskets, Bill Stoner and weed

April 22, 2019

It’s Earth Day 2019 and Easter Monday 2019 today! There was an unexpected water shutoff today! Of course Amacon posted a notice at the front door to let people know… come on! Not everyone leaves their apartment once a day! UGH! I briefly called Chrystal at work at 4 to wish her a happy belated […]

Paulo coming over for noodles and ginger ale! NO SPICY! / G’Mario Charleston?!

April 18, 2019

Paulo let me know yesterday that he could come over tonight for noodles and ginger ale, which totally worked for me! Definitely no alcohol after last Friday for him, especially not with the stated effects on his body and liver! Today, he said he could come over around 8 unless that was too late – […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

House of Dosas! The Dark Manor! Halloween! Backwash! / Charleszetta Waddles?!

April 12, 2019

Paulo and I were trying to figure out where everyone else wanted to meet, so eventually I said “fuck it – let’s meet somewhere nearby.” The hospital Starbucks it was! We just managed to get the 407 at Alderbridge after ascertaining that everyone now wanted to meet at House of Dosas on Kingsway; like we […]

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]

ANOTHER Mike Litoris in Portland?! / James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?!

April 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Julie sent me a picture of my 2019 birthday card in the windowsill display! “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” From List25: There is ANOTHER Mike Litoris?! Poor kid! James Bond Cero Cero Siete Carrion Vargas?! James Bond 007, everyone!

Steveston Pizza at Holly’s! / Alpha Omega Nickelberry III?!

April 9, 2019

Yesterday, Holly invited me to Steveston Pizza at her place tonight. Nobody was going to have the $850 pizza! (“SEENAY: Medley of tiger prawns, lobster ratatouille, smoked steelhead, Russian Osetra caviar, snowed with Italian white truffles $850”) After I showered and had COFFEE TIME, Brian kindly picked me up at the hospital at 7:10 even […]