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Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?! Advertisements

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

Sharky Laguna, Raven, Javante, Dre, Zaevion, Takara, Brittani, Paris, and Red?!

September 12, 2019

After LAUNDRY TIME (with the elevator STILL out of service…) and COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:15 for my Invisalign appointment, barely managing to get there on time thanks to a wheelchair JUST making me miss a Brighouse train at 12:35. (they’re definitely entitled to use the elevators and trains – I might have made […]

Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Voltaire Casino? / Canadians being nice in America / Nicolas Cage birthday party

September 5, 2019

Texted white Eric, who can give me a ride to his own birthday meal at Los Cuervos Taqueria on Sunday around Kingsway and Fraser. Phew! Voltaire Casino?! From Julie: When a Canadian comes to America and starts being nice, they’re told, “We don’t do that here.” Nicolas Cage birthday party!

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

Labor Day summer fun pressure! / Princehoward Barbecue Yee?! / Grill Vogel?!

September 2, 2019

I shut up an insulting “lady” on Reddit by mentioning actual violent death like throat-slashing, dismemberment, and stabbing. If she thinks plane crashes and a divorce are violent, and that I’m racist simply for bringing up Mexican jails…. how does a conversation about not liking mushiness on FaceTime IN PUBLIC (at the airport boarding area) […]

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]