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Archive for the ‘2019’ Category

Chastity Gooch Fant?! / Judge Richard Boner?! / Cycle Path! Psycho Path!

July 19, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 401 (where a guy was WEARING A TOQUE?!) to get on-sale NEW Heidi Chocolate Intense / Ginger / Himalayan Salt chocolate bars for Chinese Eric’s birthday, two GIBSON owl mugs, two on-sale GUM toothbrushes, one big 300 mL Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa medicine bottle which […]

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Getting over things! Being dramatic! / Harrison Treegoob?! / French Stewart?!

July 12, 2019

After ASPIRIN TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:10 on a 401 for my dentist appointment at 3 to get three fillings done. I decided to stop by T&T beforehand to see if I could find some Mala 4X Spicy Samyang noodles and Shin Ramyun BLACK noodles, and I managed to buy both […]

Cheap reading glasses! / Stew beef noodles! / Z-Grip! / 1000 Touch toothpicks!

July 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 11:20 to meet Mom and Dad for my new reading glasses and some lunch. Mom wondered why I didn’t turn my cellphone on – why not save battery life if I don’t NEED it on all day? She wasn’t impressed when I told her that, but […]

Cash Kinghorn?! / Vyvyan Baxter?! That is VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN!

July 8, 2019

Cash Kinghorn?! From People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People: Vyvyan Baxter?! I’d pronounce that as VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN! Too much Y…

Kwong Chow! / Red Rose tea / Habanero sauce! / Wednesday?! / Kermit Sprinkles?!

July 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 4:10 on a 407 for a Kwong Chow dinner. Since I was out anyway, I bought three pairs of London Naturals foam scour sponges, a Snapple half and half iced tea / lemonade for aspirin purposes, and a bag of 20 KitKat chocolate mini-bars for National […]

Happy Canada Day 2019! / Canada Day, cool Canada flag, glowing hearts!

July 1, 2019

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2019! 152 YEARS OLD! I went out at 2 on a 401 to get Rubbermaid Take-Along containers and on-sale pads x2 at London Drugs, getting home at 2:20 on a 407. Rubbermaid Flex and Seal containers – 1.5 gallons or 5.6 litres! Rubbermaid Take-Alongs containers – 3.7 litres! From Julie: Happy Canada […]

Tupac Isme?! / Tevita Tuli’aki’ono Tuipulotu Mosese Va’hae Fehoko Faletau Vea?!

June 28, 2019

I noticed that Chantelle deactivated her Facebook account AGAIN. Either shit or get off the pot, dude! Paulo dropped by at 9:45 to pick up some Quaker Oatmeal that I’d offered him last week. Then since he was here, he ate some Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild mushroom rice / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles […]

Pixie Fuhrmeister?! / Justin Chigbogu is a baseball player?! / NHL schedule!

June 25, 2019

THE 2019-2020 NHL SCHEDULE IS OUT TODAY! I came across a problem with my HP Laserjet 1020 printer today while printing out the Canucks schedule and generating more “origami paper” for Hiero. It said there was a paper jam, but it had been printing things out just fine a few seconds beforehand! After Googling it […]