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Harry and Mary Jane Boogers?! 420! COINCIDENCE! / Minuets! Mozart and Anna Bach!

June 11, 2020

Ayler called me at 7, and said I could cheer for the nurses and doctors if I wanted because he was going to do it. Hey, no problem! I put in a little more enthusiasm for him this time, and said that there had been a 7 PM cheer via car alarms WHOOP WHOOP yesterday […]

BLIND SPOT is not an ableist term! How stupid! / Mamee Vegetarian Noodles!

April 29, 2020

Did laundry today. Had to take someone else’s load out of the dryer so I could start mine on time. Came back to a printed note: “Please don’t grab my stuff out of the dryer when I’m five minutes late!” Well, maybe you should be ON TIME since other people need to use the coin […]

Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?! So the autumn will burn on a motorcycle?!

February 2, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. […]

Michelle Christmas: A cool last name! Dolores Umbridge! HARRY POTTER! AZKABAN!

December 23, 2019

Michelle Christmas is an actual Facebook person – our mutual friends include Karla and Alice. She loves HARRY POTTER, and I played Wordscraper against her once. Have You Seen This Wizard? AZKABAN PRISON! Approach with extreme caution! Do not attempt to use magic against this man. Any information leading to the arrest of this man […]

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

March 22, 2019

SHOPPING RUNDOWN! H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀 London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, […]

Things that English speakers instinctively know about word order!

February 24, 2019

From Sara H. and Tumblr: Things that English speakers know about English word order, but don’t know we know! I definitely sent this to Corey on Discord as soon as I saw it posted on my wall on Facebook! BurntCopper posts a photo. “Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: Opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose Noun. […]

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]