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Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?! Advertisements

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

March 22, 2019

SHOPPING RUNDOWN! H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀 London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, […]

Things that English speakers instinctively know about word order!

February 24, 2019

From Sara H. and Tumblr: Things that English speakers know about English word order, but don’t know we know! I definitely sent this to Corey on Discord as soon as I saw it posted on my wall on Facebook! BurntCopper posts a photo. “Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: Opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose Noun. […]

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]

Eyes! Z-Grip pens! / Grammar Police uniforms! / Zona?! / 1500 HEARTS and LOVE!

January 17, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry called me at 11:50 to see if I could change our food shopping appointment next week from Wednesday to Thursday, which I had no problem with. I left at 12:25 to get to the Burrard eye clinic for my appointment with Dr. Wise for a one-week followup, even if the construction […]

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!

Secret, behind-the-scenes MOTHER 3 info that only pigs know? / Witches Baby Ruth

October 30, 2018

Pig 1 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “There’s actually secret, behind-the-scenes info about MOTHER 3 that only pigs know…” Bonus: Fassad is in this shot since Flint went to the farm after Hinawa’s funeral. Pig 2 on Butch and Matt’s farm: “I’m a pig, but I don’t know any secret MOTHER 3 info that only […]

Corky Boozé?! / Dr. Birchann Paffenbarger?! / Ginger, Yusup, and Monae?!

September 7, 2018

Corky Boozé is a politician?! (CORKY BOOZE!) Dr. Birchann Paffenbarger?! From Julie: Ginger?! From Julie: Yusup?! If that’s Joseph, there are better ways to spell it… BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Monae?!