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Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

God, please cure my hangover! / Homicidal maniacs / Aliens and bulldozers!

January 14, 2017

From Rob: Please, God, cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again. Also, please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again. From Julie and THE ADDAMS FAMILY: “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look like everybody else.” says Wednesday Addams. The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]

What I gave for Christmas 2016!

December 27, 2016

What I gave for Christmas 2016! * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life friends! (Advent calendar / Christmas card / VSC Belgian chocolates for Eric Ho [lddude], a Christmas card and VSC Belgian chocolates for Chrystal C., a Christmas card for Vanessa H., Walker’s Festive Shortbread / a card / stickers for Jon […]

The Last Water! / Bathtub in Space! / A chewed-on spaceship! / A space rocket

December 13, 2016

I got stickers from Nyani M. (browngirl / rubynye) today in the mail: Dragon stickers from the webcomic Will 5 Never Come, a girl with a black dress, a girl with artwork, a black girl with an orange dragon, blue superhero stickers, musical notes with rainbows, golden awards, a girl summoning a rainbow swirl, a […]

Being rural, pumpkin spice lattes, BACK TO THE FUTURE, mochas, bold colors, cars

November 30, 2016

You are Cosmopolitan You are a total creative type and seeker of inspiration. New experiences help you grow and thrive. You have nothing against a simpler life, and in fact, you may seek one out at some point. But for now, you like to be in the middle of it all. You have a deep […]

Silent fart = machine gun! / Portioning uncooked pasta / Starbucks job interview

November 24, 2016

From Rob: The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart, and it comes out like a machine gun. From CFOX: Hey, I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta, so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready. From CFOX: Starbucks job interview! “What’s your name?” “Alyssa.” “Spell […]

Zombie grammar correction, Canada and the letter A, a Ricky Martin hologram

October 23, 2016

Now I’m back online after a Shaw outage which lasted half an hour! From Wesley: The zombies are over THERE. THEIR limbs are falling off. THEY’RE going to eat us. Learn the difference! From Julie: 50% of Canada is the letter A! The JONBOUND party (Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, and Joe Scharfenberg) make it to […]

No human-compatible bathrooms! / The light frying your eyes like eggs and bacon!

October 19, 2016

I had a dream last night where a bunch of people and I were inside a wooden house, and my sister was telling us some interesting stories about a trip she’d been on. Then some riot police came in and invaded us! We wondered if my sister could do anything about it because of her […]

Birthday Gifts / Presents in 2016!

September 25, 2016

This is a list of birthday gifts and cards that I received in 2016: * Burger King hamburger and fries, a Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires in April 2017, a hangout, and the oft-promised bottle of Club de Remy Martin cognac champagne on Sept. 14 (Eric H.) * dinner at Boston Pizza on Sept. […]