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Creepy Easter Bunny 1! / Just Ice and Just Water! / Jon, me, and white Eric!

February 10, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 1! From Pete and Science Humor: Justice Just Ice and Just Water! Steph took this picture of me and Jon at a Chinese restaurant (Louis Garden?) at some point in early 2008! Wow, so long ago! TEN YEARS! Steph took this picture of me and white Eric singing a hymn […]

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Blue, Coast, Breeze, and Harbour Martin?! / In Soviet Russia, CRABS eat YOU!

October 23, 2017

From Reddit: Blue, Coast, Breeze, and Harbour Martin?! After the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party defeats Crayclaw on the new airship, Galuf has this to say to Bartz / Lenna / Faris: “In Soviet Russia, CRABS eat YOU!”

Giant rubber ducky at Tower Bridge, sandwich of consent comic, Tierni Martins

September 6, 2017

After some procrastination, I finally sent out an email and Facebook event invitations to my Level 41 Birthday Extravaganza on Sept. 24! I also got back to FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after a six-week hiatus! Here’s a giant rubber ducky under Tower Bridge in London! From The Devil’s Panties: This Sandwich of Consent comic from […]

Winsy Chan?! / Truman Capote and penises! / Slip and fall down carefully?!

June 15, 2017

Martin J. has a friend called WINSY CHAN?! From Janina and Cracked: After signing an autograph for a woman in a busy restaurant, Truman Capote was approached by her jealous, drunk husband. The husband pulled out his penis and asked Capote if he could “put his signature on that.” Capote looked from the man to […]

Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

God, please cure my hangover! / Homicidal maniacs / Aliens and bulldozers!

January 14, 2017

From Rob: Please, God, cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again. Also, please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again. From Julie and THE ADDAMS FAMILY: “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look like everybody else.” says Wednesday Addams. The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]

What I gave for Christmas 2016!

December 27, 2016

What I gave for Christmas 2016! * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life friends! (Advent calendar / Christmas card / VSC Belgian chocolates for Eric Ho [lddude], a Christmas card and VSC Belgian chocolates for Chrystal C., a Christmas card for Vanessa H., Walker’s Festive Shortbread / a card / stickers for Jon […]