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VCEFC! / Hiero’s 6th birthday party: UBC Gymnastics! / Mango cheesecake! / Puke!

January 19, 2020

I discovered that Andre had unfriended / blocked me on Facebook – WHAT THE HECK?! Eric picked me up at 8:50 AM so I could use church as a vehicle to get to the Osborne Gym at UBC for Hiero’s 6th birthday party. It helps that his hockey is all the way out at UBC, […]

Matin Durrani and Tushna Commissariat?! / Patrick Sieloff?! / Teuvo Teravainen?!

December 12, 2019

Note to self: It’s much easier to find lotion in any amount at London Drugs than Shoppers Drug Mart, for sure! Decided to go to the Bay at 11:45 (just managing to get the 401) to exchange that purple Wenger suitcase for a darker one; luckily, the older lady wasn’t working there to give me […]

Tanzania Morris?! / Avianna, Ka’Lise, Afrika, Kendal, Raven, Cavell, and Starr?!

November 18, 2019

I showered and did some MORE laundry today because my sweatshirts seemed to smell like mildew from last week (EW!), so I bunged some white vinegar in my washing load after looking remedies up online. Damn, I really hope that solves the problem! From Youtube: Tanzania Morris?! Bonus: One of the other roommates was named […]

Apollokreed Gardner, Jamarri Johnson, and Kandace Knight?!

August 15, 2019

Today is Retirement Day! After texting and calling a semi-sick Chinese Eric about his birthday plans while having COFFEE TIME and SHOWER TIME, I went out at 1 on a 407 to see Rishu at Touchstone. They’re moving near Ikea in October?! Eric and I can meet up later; white Eric can’t make it to […]

Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht…

Yleen Kennedy?! EILEEN! / St. John Barned-Smith?! DOG! / Kimberli A. Martin?!

May 15, 2019

Had sesame seed bagels with cream cheese, coffee, kiwi fruit, and pears for breakfast today. Deb opted to keep Elysse at home this morning, so we went to Costco after I checked on my place and grabbed a couple of things, including Alice’s FARTING ANIMALS coloring book. I even asked if I could do some […]

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

March 8, 2019

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]

Harshdeep Bhatti, Sambrial, Martae, Lashae, Israel, Kinnick, Avion, and Aryaa?!

February 15, 2019

Harshdeep Bhatti?! Yes, I know Harshdeep is a legitimate East Indian name, but still. From Julie: Sambrial?! That reminds us both of SOMBRERO. From Julie: Martae?! From Julie: Lashae?! From Julie: A black kid called Israel?! From Julie: Kinnick?! From Julie: Avion?! Reminds me of the French word for AIRPLANE. From Julie: Aryaa?! It has […]