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Giant rubber ducky at Tower Bridge, sandwich of consent comic, Tierni Martins

September 6, 2017

After some procrastination, I finally sent out an email and Facebook event invitations to my Level 41 Birthday Extravaganza on Sept. 24! I also got back to FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after a six-week hiatus! Here’s a giant rubber ducky under Tower Bridge in London! From The Devil’s Panties: This Sandwich of Consent comic from […]

Winsy Chan?! / Truman Capote and penises! / Slip and fall down carefully?!

June 15, 2017

Martin J. has a friend called WINSY CHAN?! From Janina and Cracked: After signing an autograph for a woman in a busy restaurant, Truman Capote was approached by her jealous, drunk husband. The husband pulled out his penis and asked Capote if he could “put his signature on that.” Capote looked from the man to […]

Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

God, please cure my hangover! / Homicidal maniacs / Aliens and bulldozers!

January 14, 2017

From Rob: Please, God, cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again. Also, please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again. From Julie and THE ADDAMS FAMILY: “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look like everybody else.” says Wednesday Addams. The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]

What I gave for Christmas 2016!

December 27, 2016

What I gave for Christmas 2016! * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life friends! (Advent calendar / Christmas card / VSC Belgian chocolates for Eric Ho [lddude], a Christmas card and VSC Belgian chocolates for Chrystal C., a Christmas card for Vanessa H., Walker’s Festive Shortbread / a card / stickers for Jon […]

The Last Water! / Bathtub in Space! / A chewed-on spaceship! / A space rocket

December 13, 2016

I got stickers from Nyani M. (browngirl / rubynye) today in the mail: Dragon stickers from the webcomic Will 5 Never Come, a girl with a black dress, a girl with artwork, a black girl with an orange dragon, blue superhero stickers, musical notes with rainbows, golden awards, a girl summoning a rainbow swirl, a […]

Being rural, pumpkin spice lattes, BACK TO THE FUTURE, mochas, bold colors, cars

November 30, 2016

You are Cosmopolitan You are a total creative type and seeker of inspiration. New experiences help you grow and thrive. You have nothing against a simpler life, and in fact, you may seek one out at some point. But for now, you like to be in the middle of it all. You have a deep […]

Silent fart = machine gun! / Portioning uncooked pasta / Starbucks job interview

November 24, 2016

From Rob: The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart, and it comes out like a machine gun. From CFOX: Hey, I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta, so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready. From CFOX: Starbucks job interview! “What’s your name?” “Alyssa.” “Spell […]

Zombie grammar correction, Canada and the letter A, a Ricky Martin hologram

October 23, 2016

Now I’m back online after a Shaw outage which lasted half an hour! From Wesley: The zombies are over THERE. THEIR limbs are falling off. THEY’RE going to eat us. Learn the difference! From Julie: 50% of Canada is the letter A! The JONBOUND party (Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, and Joe Scharfenberg) make it to […]