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WHY GRIZZLY BEARS SHOULD WEAR UNDERPANTS! / Laksa, salad, smoothies, and ZOOP!

July 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 2 on a 401 to make it to Jon’s by 2:30 or so. Ayler asked me whether I brought chocolate this time – nope, because I chose not to, despite what he said about how that wasn’t true. He also told me that Jon said I had to fill […]

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Barilla Ready Pasta, ice cream, Sidekicks, and noodles!

June 27, 2018

Barry picked me up at 11:50 after COFFEE TIME, and I bought on-sale Knorr Sidekicks x6 (Mexican Rice / Creamy Bacon Carbonara / Country Mushroom rice / Garlic Butter with Lemon / Homestyle Cheddar / Creamy Chicken Fusilli), Vedan tea noodles, Koka spicy black pepper noodles, on-sale Arm and Hammer 50-load laundry detergent, Earth’s Own […]

Covadonga del Busto Naval?! / Lakadrian is a girl?! / Zaevion?! / Asia?!

May 28, 2018

Barry came by at 10:50 and removed one more dead mouse (on a glue trap) under the couch, and set up one more snap trap. Covadonga del Busto Naval?! From Julie: Lakadrian is a girl?! From Julie: Zaevion?! From Julie: Salvatore is fine, but ASIA?!

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]

Dead mouse! / Passion fruit yogurt and Reese’s ice cream! / Clinton Bacon?!

May 17, 2018

Barry came by at 11:15 to help me with a flashlight / rubber gloves / steel wool, and left at 11:45. I gave him the parking pass, and he removed another dead mouse plus a nearby pack of playing cards. Since I didn’t have to help out today (which I found out at 2:40 right […]

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]

April 25 as the perfect date, Healthy Choice Power Bowls, CLR, and more!

April 25, 2018

From Reddit and the 2000 movie MISS CONGENIALITY: “Describe your perfect date.” “That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.” After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to […]

Daniel and Henrik retiring?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 45! / Myline Barrios?!

April 2, 2018

Daniel and Henrik Sedin are retiring from hockey next week?! Thank you, Daniel and Henrik. #22 and #33 are forever Canucks! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 45! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Myline Berrios?! I once knew a girl in Palmer named Mylene Giroux, but spelling it “Myline” makes me want to call this […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 34! / Deer Attendant toilet brush and holder!

March 23, 2018

SHOWER TIME! I heard a trap snap shut last night, so called Barry at 8:35 AM this morning to let him know. I saw that it was a big mouse and had flipped the trap upside down, killing itself in the process. He came by at 9:10 AM to remove the dead mouse and set […]