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Loose screws fixed, Dr. Ruby appointment, yakisoba, glucosamine, spare bath mat

May 17, 2024

Telus invaded the apartment building lobby again. NO, it is NOT a “fun event” if we have to ignore your chatter when we’re trying to get stuff done! COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about his rainy weather, his hurt spine, silence, my kindness […]

Playoff Game 5 against Edmonton! / Samyang Buldak yakisoba noodles for dinner!

May 16, 2024

I texted Auntie Bessy for her 2024 birthday, and she thanked me. Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about the Paypal transaction finally going through on May 13, apologies, our not having Cracker Barrel restaurant in Vancouver, appearing in Zoom court in your bra and underwear, and Reese’s peanut […]

Quadruplets, staying inside, screws, juice, Caramel Iced Cappuccino Coffee Crisp

May 15, 2024

NEXT TIME: Wednesday, June 19 at 10:30 AM! Imgur online photo album: https://imgur.com/a/hLqHQ2E Edmonton couple to be parents of Alberta’s 6th set of quadruplets! PAYDAY! I paid my Shaw bill online at home, and reloaded my Coinamatic laundry card at the lobby kiosk. After I had COFFEE TIME, I texted Barry about helping me with […]

Palindrome date! / Excuse for zero punctuation! / Do women fall into the toilet?

April 22, 2024

Latest bad excuse for ZERO PUNCTUATION on Quora: “I like being very informal because I feel friendlier. :D” Trust me, Cathy Mund, it’s not friendly for people who have to run out of breath reading your word vomit… BAD GRAMMAR! And no, *I* am not the nasty one. Today’s date is a palindrome! 4/22/24! It’s […]

Moving heavy furniture BACK, Swanson’s Garlic Shrimp skillet

April 19, 2024

Latest excuse for bad punctuation on Youtube: “It’s sarcasm, so I didn’t add a comma. Oh, and Gen Z finds the period threatening.” ROLLEYES! Chris W. added me to Facebook – COOL! We also had a Discord call later, which was interesting. Barry texted me at 9:25 AM and dropped by at 9:40 AM to […]

Phone psychopaths, moving furniture, Softsoap, potato noodles, cotton candy

April 17, 2024

Imgur online photo album: https://imgur.com/a/r7peWRO NEXT TIME: Wednesday, May 15 at 10:30 AM! PAYDAY! I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online at home, and reloaded my Coinamatic laundry card at the lobby kiosk. After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry helped me move my heavy furniture (couches and desks and table) at 10:20 AM before […]

Calgary Flames penultimate game / Pastor Glen dead?! / Uterus flipping you OFF!

April 16, 2024

Tenebrousoul hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about peanut butter and jam sandwiches, hazelnut spread, wheat bread, diabetes, Elizabeth, drunk driving under the influence, 486 computers, and my upcoming busy days. Nathan emailed us to say that PASTOR GLEN IS SUDDENLY DEAD NOW?! I had to send text / WhatsApp […]

Arguing with people, SPACE DUNK OREOS, burrito bowl, ravioli, and toothbrushes

March 20, 2024

NEXT TIME: Wednesday, April 17 at 11 AM! PAYDAY AND NEW DEODORANT! I paid my Shaw bill online at home, and reloaded my Coinamatic laundry card at the lobby kiosk. After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 AM and we went banking and to Superstore for payday shopping. I got Febreze […]

No 2023 tax refund?! / Hitting 40 and warming up like a car! / Use another door!

March 18, 2024

SHOWER TIME AND LAUNDRY TIME! I texted Barry and sent Jim a Facebook message at 9:30 AM to say that I did NOT get a 2023 tax refund because my disability total income was deducted from everything else like my net income! So I called the Canada Revenue Agency customer service phone line at 10:50 […]

MY LITERAL NEIGHBOR FOUND MY PHONE YESTERDAY! / Introvert Household Log Entry!

February 15, 2024

SOMEONE EMAILED ME OVERNIGHT TO SAY THAT SHE FOUND MY PHONE ON THE ROAD YESTERDAY! It DID fall out of my portable shopping cart compartment while I was walking to the bus stop, and she found it at 5:20 PM yesterday. I set up a recovery message yesterday while trying to find my device, and […]