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Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

Meeting with Chrystal: Ebisu instead of La Taquiera! / Charlostain Sawshades?!

August 26, 2016

I went out at 5:45 to meet Chrystal at 6:30 at Broadway Station. The lack of actual chairs and tables (as opposed to only barstools) at La Taquiera across the street was a dealbreaker for me, so we walked a block to go to Ebisu on Broadway instead. We talked about Chuck and Andrea moving […]

Lunch with Chrystal at Mucho Burrito! / Wine coming out of the sink!

March 28, 2016

I left at 12:55 to meet Chrystal at Broadway Station. Of course I had her birthday card, on-sale (fudge) Cadbury eggs for Easter, and on-sale President’s Choice chocolate bars (dark chocolate / milk chocolate with caramel pieces) for her birthday. I got there at 1:20, and had to wait for a while. Unlike Mike, I […]

Pho with Chrystal, Plaxico Burress, Dick Power, Mr. Perv the teacher!

December 11, 2015

Julie S. sent me a Facebook message at 1:20 to tell me that she got my Christmas card today! I left at 6:05 and met Chrystal at the Broadway Canada Line station as advertised, a little late at 6:40. She got the leftover Halloween candy, baby cards for Mike / Emily and Angus / Melia, […]

Expensive small group / Baby Ethan! / Sheila Dikshit, F. You, Charity Beaver

November 22, 2015

I got small group emails about a Christmas gift basket and meeting at McDonalds again – it would be great for my budget if we could quit meeting there! Yes, I did tell them that. I also saw on Facebook that Mike and Emily are now parents to baby Ethan – born yesterday on the […]

Chrystal, Guylian, pepperoncini, Mike Wiener, Thea Beaver, Ima Hogg, Genuine Ho

November 19, 2015

I called Chrystal at 1:35 to figure out a good dinner date for us so I can give her the chocolates – she said that Emily’s doctors told her that she might be a little late on her due date of November 26. So I said that Monday evening totally worked unless the baby came […]

Sushi California with Chrystal! / Tuna sashimi and salmon sashimi!

October 28, 2015

I went out at 6, and met Chrystal at Broadway Station at 6:40 for my belated birthday dinner just like we’d planned earlier. We went to Sushi California on Broadway; we discussed my tuna sashimi and salmon sashimi on rice, her combo dinner, Phil, Grace, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, Mackenzie, Karissa, Micah, Uncle Peter, Auntie Ying, […]

Karen Lew is pregnant! / Which WILLY WONKA Kid Are You?

June 30, 2015

On Facebook, Lincoln put up a photo of him with a pregnant Karen – whee! You Are Charlie Bucket You are a sweet person with the best intentions. You try to do right by this world and are very trustworthy. You deserve a lot, but you aren’t one to put yourself first. You are always […]

Chicken and mushroom pasta at White Spot! / Seeing Helen and Abby

June 25, 2015

I got to White Spot at 5:50, and it was so crowded that I decided to get a table right away instead of waiting for Chrystal to arrive. When she did get there, she said it was a good thing that I had done so! We talked about Emily being pregnant and due in late […]

Awkward scenarios, sarcasm about consideration, miscellany, Mike T., Jason

January 4, 2015

I remember when Mike and I discussed the June 2013 Cracked article 4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Tolerate from a Sexual Partner, and he wondered if I’d have LIKED the article four months previously; you never know! Now I remember when he farted on me (#1) in September, although he did apologize because he thought […]