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Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?! Advertisements

Double birthday party at Douglas Park! / Bitch better have my money! Jesus!

May 26, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 4 so I could go to Douglas Park at 22nd and Heather for Ayler and Beckett’s family birthday party. Of course I had Ayler’s birthday card, Beckett’s birthday card, Ayler’s Spiderman / Spider-Man Funko Pop toy, Beckett’s Zookie Slappy stuffed puppy toy, the Kinder mini-eggs, Lindt Gold […]

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

Girl named Ty, Za’Niyah, Zakaih, Lazavieon, Nee’Cee, and Dajanique?! WHAT THE?!

February 26, 2019

I went out at 2:05 to see Rachel at 2 at the Caring Place. THE BUS STOPS CHANGED AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRUCTION! I had to walk to the next 414 stop near the London Drugs, and had just missed the 401 AND 407! UGH! When I got home at 4 on a 407, I […]

The T-Rexorcist / 250-million-year-old salt in 2019! / Pharaohs and waterslides!

November 26, 2018

From Julie: Little-known historical fact: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed because they believed there would be countless waterslides in the afterlife. From Julie: The T-Rexorcist… because dinosaurs make everything better! From Julie: Just my luck! 250 million-year-old salt, and it expires next year on January 20, 2019!

Snapware saved me! / PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER couples costume for Halloween!

October 21, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE LATCHED CONTAINERS like Rubbermaid 28.4L and Starfrit 26L: NO! I can’t even get the lids to work right half the time! Snapware is a MUCH better alternative! Andre Stelter added me to Facebook – hey, he is a Canucks fan, so why not? I finally got back home at 3:35 on […]

Beckett’s baby banquet at Golden Spring Restaurant!

September 9, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Eric M. picked me up at 5 so we could go to Golden Spring Restaurant (near the old VCEFC church site) for Beckett’s baby banquet. Unfortunately, I forgot his birthday Lindt Excellence dark chocolate bars (Madagascar / Pink Peppercorn) and birthday card on the way out the door, despite leaving a note […]

Delicious Peters?! / Adam, Mashi, N’Kyrah, Tanesha, Shameya, and Shasta?!

July 23, 2018

Delicious Peters?! From Julie: Adam is fine, but Mashi and N’Kyrah?! From Julie: Lewis is fine, but Tanesha?! From Julie: Shameya?! I know it’s not “shame ya,” but that’s what I can’t help reading every time I come across this name! From Julie: Shasta?! Like the pop?!

Ayler’s sixth birthday party at the park! / Golden mushroom soup!

May 20, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out to Mt. Pleasant Park at 3 (just missing a Canada Line train AND a 3 bus at Marine Drive!) with my own mat and silverware (UGH!) for Ayler’s sixth birthday party. My knife did end up saving the day when it came to the homemade chocolate ganache mousse […]

Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! / Peter Klaven?! / Pushing the envelope!

February 3, 2018

The Canucks played Tampa Bay at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2, thanks in part to a bullshit penalty shot call. From Julie: Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! From Smosh: There’s a realtor named Peter Klaven?! Just like the I LOVE YOU, MAN character! From Pete and Punny Pete: No matter how much you push […]