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CANDY IS DEAD NOW?! / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles! / Kyler?! Tyler and Kyle?!

February 26, 2020

Got up this morning and checked Facebook to see that Kelly had posted in the Our Place Facebook group. CANDY / PHOENIX IS DEAD NOW OF A HEART ATTACK IN HER SLEEP?! WHAT THE FUCK! SO SAD! 2X Spicy Samyang Fire chicken terrorist noodles with sesame seeds! From Julie: Kyler is Cory and Jennifer’s son?! […]

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart CafĂ©! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Precious poop, fresh sandwiches, urine sample poem, Pee and Poo mascot T-shirt

December 3, 2019

In the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Precious Poop graffiti with silver Sharpie! Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here! More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn’t already enough of a hassle for women; “MIDSTREAM”… WTF?! […]

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

Double birthday party at Douglas Park! / Bitch better have my money! Jesus!

May 26, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 4 so I could go to Douglas Park at 22nd and Heather for Ayler and Beckett’s family birthday party. Of course I had Ayler’s birthday card, Beckett’s birthday card, Ayler’s Spiderman / Spider-Man Funko Pop toy, Beckett’s Zookie Slappy stuffed puppy toy, the Kinder mini-eggs, Lindt Gold […]

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

Girl named Ty, Za’Niyah, Zakaih, Lazavieon, Nee’Cee, and Dajanique?! WHAT THE?!

February 26, 2019

I went out at 2:05 to see Rachel at 2 at the Caring Place. THE BUS STOPS CHANGED AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRUCTION! I had to walk to the next 414 stop near the London Drugs, and had just missed the 401 AND 407! UGH! When I got home at 4 on a 407, I […]

The T-Rexorcist / 250-million-year-old salt in 2019! / Pharaohs and waterslides!

November 26, 2018

From Julie: Little-known historical fact: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed because they believed there would be countless waterslides in the afterlife. From Julie: The T-Rexorcist… because dinosaurs make everything better! From Julie: Just my luck! 250 million-year-old salt, and it expires next year on January 20, 2019!

Snapware saved me! / PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER couples costume for Halloween!

October 21, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE LATCHED CONTAINERS like Rubbermaid 28.4L and Starfrit 26L: NO! I can’t even get the lids to work right half the time! Snapware is a MUCH better alternative! Andre Stelter added me to Facebook – hey, he is a Canucks fan, so why not? I finally got back home at 3:35 on […]

Beckett’s baby banquet at Golden Spring Restaurant!

September 9, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Eric M. picked me up at 5 so we could go to Golden Spring Restaurant (near the old VCEFC church site) for Beckett’s baby banquet. Unfortunately, I forgot his birthday Lindt Excellence dark chocolate bars (Madagascar / Pink Peppercorn) and birthday card on the way out the door, despite leaving a note […]