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Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

Drugged rhubarb pie in Monaco! / Prince Casey’s trial on the Peak of Pork!

October 1, 2016

Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, and Joe Scharfenberg eat some drugged Rhubarb Pie while they’re in Monaco… Prince Casey checks out the Tibetan cave. For some strange reason, statues of Freakazoids are here! The yellow smiley is coming down from the sky! Smiley: “Prince Casey! I am the Spirit of the Peak of Pork!” Casey: “Hiya. […]

Awkward spelling moments / The demon EMPORER?! / Skyr Icelandic yogurt!

July 5, 2016

I went out at 5:35 on a 407, ultimately wasting my time going up to the KFC at the Richmond Centre food court because they only had Original chicken, not Extra Crispy. At least I managed to get President’s Choice peanut butter chunk cookies from Shoppers! Then I just managed to get the 410 so […]

Let’s watch a body rot in a coffin! / Fifteen children?! / Zombie preparation!

June 20, 2016

Harmony said I should show up around 4:30 tomorrow – that should be fine! From the Jeff O’Neil show: Google’s being creepy! “Site where you can talk to strangers, site where you can edit photos, site where you can watch movies for free, site where you can watch a body rot in a coffin…” Nice […]

Shadoe Braxton Pate, Adorabell, Rocka Sixx

February 13, 2016

A little boy named Shadoe Braxton Pate, who died of heatstroke in January 2016… My youngest daughter is Cherry-Blue, and my little boy is Rocka Sixx. I chose the names because they are unique and cool! I’m so thankful to everyone who prayed for Little Miss Adorabell to turn her head around, because at my […]

3-2 loss / Redrum! / Identical triplets! / Chew Kok and Chew Kok Long

November 4, 2015

B.C. woman gives birth to rare identical triplets A British Columbia woman who waited years to become a mother has given birth to identical triplets. Salmon Arm resident Mahalia Meeuwsen, 42, was scheduled for a C-section on Nov. 16, but complications with the pregnancy brought her babies into the world sooner than expected. Interior Health […]

Advent Doge, toilet paper, more birthday pics, introvert problems!

September 19, 2015

I had a dream about Mike having gingivitis and posting that on my dream blog as a reason he was late to rearrange things at home before going to bed at 5 AM. Ugh! When I got up at 8:30, it certainly was raining a lot outside as predicted, so I called Harmony a little […]

BARBAPAPA, Germanic languages, lipstick, 1976, Thelma, Lasjuree, Patrina

May 19, 2015

The Google Doodle today took me back about 25 years or so… BARBAPAPA! You Should Learn Old English You have the heart of a scholar, and you are big on reading the classics. So classic, in fact that you may need to learn a medieval language! You find history and language both very fascinating subjects. […]

Mandy replies! / What Brunch Dish Are You? / STANGE demon in Foan Castle?!

December 5, 2014

I’d updated Mandy on last weekend’s “ice and snow” events involving Mike / Richard / Great-Aunt Zoe, and she replied to my emails today, so YAY FOR THAT! Also, YAY for my period timing working the way I thought it would! You Are French Toast You are easygoing and happy-go-lucky. You love brunch … anytime, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, B-Bh (Banazir)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withB00mStick’s Disorder Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: winking, beeping, ankle swelling, pimples Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withB0red123osis Cause: bee sting Symptoms: mild arm pain, night terrors, fear, vague rapid […]