Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘barb’ Category

Pringles, Vaseline, Cheetos! / A Chipotle dinner with Frances Chan! Barbacoa!

February 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went to the eye clinic by 11:45 (busing at 11 on a 401, which I got to JUST IN TIME) for an eye pressure test, but I was 25 minutes late because of snow and transit delays, NOT helped by SOMEONE thinking we had infinite time to exit the elevator at […]

Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?! / Bevee?! / Barbara Goodrum?!

January 6, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Ayla?! That just reminds me of Ayla in CHRONO TRIGGER… this is NOT a human name! From Julie: Murice?! That should be MAURICE! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Nadirah?! That should be Nadira! BAD SPELLING! Nadirah is Shauna’s mother, and says the lie detector test will prove that […]

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

September 10, 2017

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]

James Riddle Hoffa?! / King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

August 20, 2017

I sent Jon a Facebook message this morning after COFFEE TIME to wonder what time I should drop by tomorrow, and 2:45 sounds good to me! Jimmy Hoffa’s full name was James Riddle Hoffa?! From Julie: King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! / Troian Bellisario? / Son of a bitch!

April 15, 2017

Barbarella Buchner married her two cats?! Reminds me of Duran Duran’s song ELECTRIC BARBARELLA. Troian Bellisario?! Reminds me of Trojan condoms or Deanna Troi, hahaha. Kefka in the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS Figaro desert after Castle Figaro sinks into the sand: “Son of a bitch! They’ll pay for this…”

Drugged rhubarb pie in Monaco! / Prince Casey’s trial on the Peak of Pork!

October 1, 2016

Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, and Joe Scharfenberg eat some drugged Rhubarb Pie while they’re in Monaco… Prince Casey checks out the Tibetan cave. For some strange reason, statues of Freakazoids are here! The yellow smiley is coming down from the sky! Smiley: “Prince Casey! I am the Spirit of the Peak of Pork!” Casey: “Hiya. […]

Awkward spelling moments / The demon EMPORER?! / Skyr Icelandic yogurt!

July 5, 2016

I went out at 5:35 on a 407, ultimately wasting my time going up to the KFC at the Richmond Centre food court because they only had Original chicken, not Extra Crispy. At least I managed to get President’s Choice peanut butter chunk cookies from Shoppers! Then I just managed to get the 410 so […]

Let’s watch a body rot in a coffin! / Fifteen children?! / Zombie preparation!

June 20, 2016

Harmony said I should show up around 4:30 tomorrow – that should be fine! From the Jeff O’Neil show: Google’s being creepy! “Site where you can talk to strangers, site where you can edit photos, site where you can watch movies for free, site where you can watch a body rot in a coffin…” Nice […]

Shadoe Braxton Pate, Adorabell, Rocka Sixx

February 13, 2016

A little boy named Shadoe Braxton Pate, who died of heatstroke in January 2016… My youngest daughter is Cherry-Blue, and my little boy is Rocka Sixx. I chose the names because they are unique and cool! I’m so thankful to everyone who prayed for Little Miss Adorabell to turn her head around, because at my […]