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Karen Jessie, Norbertine Bresslem-Roth, Talisha Cooper, Tanqueray Strange

August 15, 2017

Today is Retirement Day! From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?! From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae… From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn’t even black, so she can’t have this name! […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

Tony Dungy, shit fertilizer for green grass, farting and smelling popcorn

March 13, 2017

From Julie: Tony Dungy?! That’s an unfortunate last name… From Whisper and Reddit: The grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with shit. From Janet: The next time you need to fart in public, say this… “Do I smell popcorn?” Then watch everyone take a deep breath…

Cock-flavored soup mix, Monotoli Building is the Monotoly Building, Fourside Bar

March 7, 2017

It’s World Book Day today! Yummy Engrish! Cock-flavored soup mix by Grace! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / Jeff / the Super Plush Teddy Bear go to Fourside. The Monotoli Building has been renamed to the original name of the Monotoly Building. Yay for differences! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness / Paula / […]

Being the Queen of Romaly in DRAGON QUEST III for the SNES!

March 13, 2016

This is the Romaly King sequence in DRAGON QUEST III for the SNES, but it’s a Romaly queen sequence instead since my hero is a woman! King: “You will!? Then FLAMSTER is the new king!” King: “…. Wait! You’re a woman?!” King: “Romaly’s never had a woman for a ruler before…” King: “But you did […]

000-0000, Dick Colon, Jamahlea, Sarharna, Chairish, Dick Long, Dick L. Ong

February 3, 2016

I got a call from 000-0000 at 5:20, which reminds me of the time when Mike had the same thing when he was here on 12 June 2014! Dick Colon?! Tori J’quai, Jamahlea, and Sarharna?! Chairish?! Dick Long?! Dick L. Ong?! Also, “Genevieve Gan Ong” makes me think of Ganong chocolate!

Sushi California with Chrystal! / Tuna sashimi and salmon sashimi!

October 28, 2015

I went out at 6, and met Chrystal at Broadway Station at 6:40 for my belated birthday dinner just like we’d planned earlier. We went to Sushi California on Broadway; we discussed my tuna sashimi and salmon sashimi on rice, her combo dinner, Phil, Grace, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, Mackenzie, Karissa, Micah, Uncle Peter, Auntie Ying, […]

Posting explicit images / Throwing drums hurts people! / Smoothie colors

August 12, 2015

Why do people post explicit images in Facebook groups?! I had to ban someone this morning from the LJ Facebook group for an image of someone masturbating and writhing, under the heading “I just had sex.” Despite having to go back because I forgot my hat on the way out this morning, I was still […]

Chicken and mushroom pasta at White Spot! / Seeing Helen and Abby

June 25, 2015

I got to White Spot at 5:50, and it was so crowded that I decided to get a table right away instead of waiting for Chrystal to arrive. When she did get there, she said it was a good thing that I had done so! We talked about Emily being pregnant and due in late […]

Steve L. shows up in my dreams! / Semagic limit?! / The Yoga Test

May 6, 2015

I had a dream where Steve L. (wrathchild, who lives in Adelaide) was in a wheelchair, and was meeting his long-distance girlfriend (also in a wheelchair) from Vancouver over Christmas. We were in a food competition, but had to hunt for our accessible table before we could watch TV with everyone else in the crowd. […]