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Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

ERIC HO! / Great Value All-Beef Meat Lasagna, old purchases, and overtime!

March 30, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric Ho called to confirm the time he was coming over to watch a lot of hockey, so I had to take a shower! I had the parking pass, bottled water, the Lindt caramel Easter eggs, Lindt Blueberries and Cream / Strawberries and Cream / Milk and White Spring Edition chocolate truffles, […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

Replacement bathroom items! / Lever 2000! Nivea! / Maeghann and Zakk McClure?!

December 1, 2018

COFFEE TIME while I’m still figuring out why Jimmy blocked me instead of just talking to me about what I did… I should have posed it as a hypothetical a while ago! Then again, he probably doesn’t trust me anymore after what I did, which I can now regret and understand! The Canucks played the […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 37! / Potted Tazmily poinsettias! / Jamy is a human name?!

March 25, 2018

Steph said that the Easter card and stickers arrived on Thursday, so YAY FOR THAT! COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today, and won 4-1; Tyler Mott had his first (empty-net) goal as a Canuck! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 37! After Flint gets out of jail in MOTHER 3, he goes […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]

RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS typo! / VICTOLY! / Welcome to die!

October 30, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, with Sam Gagner scoring his first Canucks goal! That entertaining game went to overtime, and we lost 2-1! RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS released their game cover with a noticeable spelling error: REVELAITONS?! From SAMURAI SHODOWN: VICTOLY!! From X-MEN: WELCOME TO DIE!

Sonia Leigh Burdick, Teryn Birkmeyer, Ute Gute, Vayda Suleiman, Veya van Noort

September 16, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had their pre-season 2017-2018 opener on Sportsnet 650 AM against the Kings today at 2; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3! From Not Always Working: Sonia Leigh Burdick?! So does she have a bird dick?! Hahaha! From Not Always Right: Teryn Birkmeyer?! From Not Always Right: […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]