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No Name, Colorado?! / Tinkerbell hanging herself / Dick Dietz and baseball?!

November 14, 2019

No Name, Colorado?! From Janina: It’s supposed to say “Dream.” The shadow says “Die” and looks like Tinkerbell hung herself. Dick Dietz played for the Braves?!

Te Puke, New Zealand?! / Muhlaysia Booker?! MALAYSIA! / Chanel Scurlock?!

November 6, 2019

Swanson’s garlic shrimp pasta for lunch today! Broccoli, carrots, corn, and peas! Te Puke, New Zealand?! (pronounced as Te Poo-Keh) From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Muhlaysia Booker?! BAD SPELLING OF MALAYSIA! From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Chanel Scurlock?! That’s a PERFUME!

Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! / Gemel Smith and Givani Smith?! WHAT?

August 5, 2019

From This is True: Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! Gemel Smith signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning?!

Dirt pile! / Camisoles! / Dean Denis J. Dean?! / Not cute, but fucking funny!

June 1, 2019

I went out at 3:10 on a 407 (which luckily picked me up at the sidewalk) for shopping purposes. Decided to go to the Bay to see if they had any halfway affordable camisoles: I lucked into a half-price weekend sale on Core Life camisoles (which I bet Jimmy would like to wear), and so […]

Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

ERIC HO! / Great Value All-Beef Meat Lasagna, old purchases, and overtime!

March 30, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric Ho called to confirm the time he was coming over to watch a lot of hockey, so I had to take a shower! I had the parking pass, bottled water, the Lindt caramel Easter eggs, Lindt Blueberries and Cream / Strawberries and Cream / Milk and White Spring Edition chocolate truffles, […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

Replacement bathroom items! / Lever 2000! Nivea! / Maeghann and Zakk McClure?!

December 1, 2018

COFFEE TIME while I’m still figuring out why Jimmy blocked me instead of just talking to me about what I did… I should have posed it as a hypothetical a while ago! Then again, he probably doesn’t trust me anymore after what I did, which I can now regret and understand! The Canucks played the […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 37! / Potted Tazmily poinsettias! / Jamy is a human name?!

March 25, 2018

Steph said that the Easter card and stickers arrived on Thursday, so YAY FOR THAT! COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today, and won 4-1; Tyler Mott had his first (empty-net) goal as a Canuck! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 37! After Flint gets out of jail in MOTHER 3, he goes […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]