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Creepy Easter Bunny 37! / Potted Tazmily poinsettias! / Jamy is a human name?!

March 25, 2018

Steph said that the Easter card and stickers arrived on Thursday, so YAY FOR THAT! COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today, and won 4-1; Tyler Mott had his first (empty-net) goal as a Canuck! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 37! After Flint gets out of jail in MOTHER 3, he goes […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]

RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS typo! / VICTOLY! / Welcome to die!

October 30, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, with Sam Gagner scoring his first Canucks goal! That entertaining game went to overtime, and we lost 2-1! RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS released their game cover with a noticeable spelling error: REVELAITONS?! From SAMURAI SHODOWN: VICTOLY!! From X-MEN: WELCOME TO DIE!

Sonia Leigh Burdick, Teryn Birkmeyer, Ute Gute, Vayda Suleiman, Veya van Noort

September 16, 2017

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks had their pre-season 2017-2018 opener on Sportsnet 650 AM against the Kings today at 2; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3! From Not Always Working: Sonia Leigh Burdick?! So does she have a bird dick?! Hahaha! From Not Always Right: Teryn Birkmeyer?! From Not Always Right: […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]

Have fun not saving / Speedup and savestates / Phone gibberish / Ugly / No hotel

March 16, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2. At least my new Reddit acquaintance Braeden got his wish… Arn, Ness, and Dog are in Mr. Higgins Cave in ARN’S WINTER QUEST. The star asks them if they want to save, and they select NO. Then the star says, “Have fun not saving.” Every […]

NHL Valentine’s Day cards from Reddit!

February 12, 2017

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Calgary Flames fans! From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Carolina Hurricanes fans! From […]

There is apparently no mountain with a waterfall inside the Mereseti Building…

November 25, 2016

The Canucks played the Stars at 5:30 today, and lost 2-1. At least Jason Megna got his first Canucks goal. I did call Harmony when it was the first intermission, but Jon had to work until late tonight. Oh well! After defeating Frostilicus, the HALLOW’S END party (Sally / Craig / Clyde) come across this […]