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420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Chinese New Year 2019! YEAR OF THE PIG! / Assfed ground beef?! NOT SEAFOOD!

February 5, 2019

COFFEE TIME! I found out that Chrissy has deleted her Facebook again – what the heck?! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-2 on bullshit calls… 新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2019! It’s the Year of the Earth Pig! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2019 with dragons, […]

Secrets ahead – no trespassing! / Cow in the MOTHER 3 Highway restroom!

January 11, 2019

Barry picked me up at 11:30 for my follow-up appointment at the eye clinic today. Everything looks good according to Dr. Wise, who gave me two more bottles of eyedrops, which I got the pharmacy next door to open! I also have a one-week followup appointment on the 17th at 1:30 PM, which is definitely […]

Tenecia and JASEN?! / DeAsia?! / Kermit Butts, Mirinda Boob, and Sam Boob!

December 26, 2018

From Julie: Tenecia and JASEN?! That doesn’t even make it more unique since it’s still pronounced the same way as JASON! From Julie: DeAsia?! Julie says it’s not even pronounced “Day-sha.” It’s literally pronounced “Dee-Asia”! What?! From Youtube: Kermit BUTTS was arrested for the murder of Sam BOOB! HAHAHAHA! Also, MIRINDA Boob has a bad […]

London as a girl, LaPiffany, Lavelle, a black China, Kidd as a girl, and Zamir?!

November 23, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 6 tonight, and lost 4-0. I wondered about Melker Eriksson’s name, but Behind the Name says it’s the Swedish form of Melchior. Neat factoid there! From Julie: London is a girl’s name?! It should be a PLACE NAME ONLY! From Julie: LaPiffany?! Why not just Tiffany?! From Julie: Lavelle?! […]

Gold Peak Tea, sago pudding, enoki mushrooms, pig ears, a skull jack o’lantern

October 25, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family hot chili con carne, on-sale Silk (dark chocolate) almond milk x2, NEW on-sale Gold Peak Tea x5 (Lemon / Peach / Unsweetened Iced Tea / Green Tea / Raspberry), NEW on-sale […]

Reading my browser bookmarks! / Stabbing something 1000 times!

September 24, 2018

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Punctuation Day today! I just increased my computer font size to 125% – it’s not “recommended,” but now I can actually READ my Google Chrome / Firefox / Opera bookmarks! The Canucks played Los Angeles at 6 in the fifth game of their 2018-2019 training camp at SALT LAKE […]

Never pick a fight with a woman over 40! / Montinese is NOT a name!

September 18, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Edmonton at 7:30 in their FIRST game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 4-2. Elias Pettersen seems pretty good, though! From Julie: Montinese?! From Cathy B. and Moody and Mouthy: Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage […]

Nicky Dawson?! / Canada flag boat socks!

August 29, 2018

I emailed both Erics / Christon / Jeremy / Dylan / Deb / Vicky about my Felico’s Greek food birthday plans. Nicky Dawson tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Julie M. and Wish: Canada flag boat socks!