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Chinese New Year 2020 images and dinner at Kwong Chow! GAS LEAK! NO BUS! FUCK!

January 25, 2020

I got roped into going to a Chinese New Year dinner tonight by Jon’s text… so I had to shower, have COFFEE TIME, and give up a few hours of alone time! Left at 4:30 on a 407, and then got to Kwong Chow at 5:35 or so. We talked about the new coronavirus, my […]

Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]

Guestbook Entries 2019!

December 30, 2019

Guestbook Entries 2019! March 30, 2019 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Yep! … I finally got the first day off on a Saturday for once as I was able to come over today to watch two hockey games. I got my fill of hockey before the playoffs begin or my workload starts to pile up during […]

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

DRAGON BALL Z model toy, Chinese red dragon, Yaohan Mall dragon, time change

November 4, 2019

I GOT MY REPLACEMENT BUS PASS / COMPASS CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY! I immediately registered that fucker, of course, and was relieved that the old one had been blocked. I also showered and did some laundry. From Julie: I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 PM, said no one […]

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

BUNNY! / Julie got my Canadian ketchup chips, penny, quarters, and loonie!

August 17, 2019

Julie got my random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag to avoid Canada Post detection!), and Kwangchun Healthful […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]