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Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

BUNNY! / Julie got my Canadian ketchup chips, penny, quarters, and loonie!

August 17, 2019

Julie got my random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag to avoid Canada Post detection!), and Kwangchun Healthful […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Matisse Yiu goes by “they” on Facebook when SHE is a SHE?! No need to do THAT!

June 13, 2019

From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks group member request: Matisse Yiu?! Like Henry Matisse, the painter and artist?! SHE also goes by “they” on Facebook, like a good little special snowflake!

420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Chinese New Year 2019! YEAR OF THE PIG! / Assfed ground beef?! NOT SEAFOOD!

February 5, 2019

COFFEE TIME! I found out that Chrissy has deleted her Facebook again – what the heck?! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-2 on bullshit calls… 新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2019! It’s the Year of the Earth Pig! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2019 with dragons, […]

Secrets ahead – no trespassing! / Cow in the MOTHER 3 Highway restroom!

January 11, 2019

Barry picked me up at 11:30 for my follow-up appointment at the eye clinic today. Everything looks good according to Dr. Wise, who gave me two more bottles of eyedrops, which I got the pharmacy next door to open! I also have a one-week followup appointment on the 17th at 1:30 PM, which is definitely […]

Tenecia and JASEN?! / DeAsia?! / Kermit Butts, Mirinda Boob, and Sam Boob!

December 26, 2018

From Julie: Tenecia and JASEN?! That doesn’t even make it more unique since it’s still pronounced the same way as JASON! From Julie: DeAsia?! Julie says it’s not even pronounced “Day-sha.” It’s literally pronounced “Dee-Asia”! What?! From Youtube: Kermit BUTTS was arrested for the murder of Sam BOOB! HAHAHAHA! Also, MIRINDA Boob has a bad […]