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Get the wipes! / Obi-Wan Kenobi and great disturbances / Confucius and sharts

May 19, 2017

From Ask Ideas: “Honey, get the wipes… I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: Obi-Wan Kenobi says, “I feel a great disturbance in the bowels.” From Ask Ideas: Confucius say “Sneaky fart can lead to stinky shart!”

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Tim Tebow and the Oxford comma, an explosive dog, Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

May 10, 2017

Why I still use the Oxford comma: Tim Tebow’s parents are not God and Mary! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Explosive dog! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Lathan and Le-Zhan Williams?!

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

Meocean is a girl’s name?! / BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! / Asians and grades

April 24, 2017

From Julie: Meocean is a girl’s name?! If you identify as the ocean and you’re not a little kid, I’ve got news for you… From Buzzfeed: BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?! From Vanessa: “Ling-Ling, why you get B+ at school? You not Bsian, you Asian!”

No interruptions while I’m reading! / Existence not mattering / Pet is a name?!

April 21, 2017

I went out at 2:15 and wasted time at Richmond Centre trying to find a NEW Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Then I just missed a 410 bus to Big Crazy; when I got there, I bought Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 / JOY dumplings x 4 (lamb and onion, pork and vegetable, pork and […]

Clutching my pearls! / Beware of Missing Foot / Narshe security checkpoint path!

April 13, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! When Uncle Andrew’s dentist office called me at 10:10 to remind me of my upcoming dentist appointment, I decided to reschedule it to May 17. Hopefully, that will give me enough time to get my flossing done! I called Chrystal at work today at […]

Stupid people in large groups, garden with curled poo, baked Easter poop emojis

March 24, 2017

From Janina and Sue Fitzmaurice: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Garden with Curled Poo! From Boing Boing: Baked marshmallow poop emojis, just in time for Easter!

Yu-Man Tu, Dragonfield Park, having fun in bed, Prestia, destroyed Allegard

February 9, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and won 3-0! From Andrew C. and Viral Bee: Yu-Man Tu?! (your man too?!) In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero finally makes it to Dragonfield Park after rescuing a kid in the Dracoburgh Cave. “Welcome to Dragonfield Park” says the sign. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the Dragonfield Park […]