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DRAGON BALL Z model toy, Chinese red dragon, Yaohan Mall dragon, time change

November 4, 2019

I GOT MY REPLACEMENT BUS PASS / COMPASS CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY! I immediately registered that fucker, of course, and was relieved that the old one had been blocked. I also showered and did some laundry. From Julie: I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 PM, said no one […]

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

BUNNY! / Julie got my Canadian ketchup chips, penny, quarters, and loonie!

August 17, 2019

Julie got my random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag to avoid Canada Post detection!), and Kwangchun Healthful […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

Matisse Yiu goes by “they” on Facebook when SHE is a SHE?! No need to do THAT!

June 13, 2019

From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks group member request: Matisse Yiu?! Like Henry Matisse, the painter and artist?! SHE also goes by “they” on Facebook, like a good little special snowflake!

420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Chinese New Year 2019! YEAR OF THE PIG! / Assfed ground beef?! NOT SEAFOOD!

February 5, 2019

COFFEE TIME! I found out that Chrissy has deleted her Facebook again – what the heck?! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-2 on bullshit calls… 新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2019! It’s the Year of the Earth Pig! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2019 with dragons, […]