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A colorful griffin! / Cao Starvingbase Chongqing noodles! / KIRIN and Angelika?!

April 2, 2020

From Julie: A colorful griffin! Cao Starvingbase Chongqing noodle pack! Cao Starvingbase Chongqing spicy noodles with sesame seeds! The orange Cao Starvingbase Chongqing noodle detailed lid! Cao Starvingbase Chongqing noodles… HOO! Noodle mascot guy! Since it’s not dirty, I’m keeping it in my wallet. From Julie and GORDON RAMSEY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: […]

Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

More dragon hoards, bad names, and puns! Alaina?! Nakia?! Facebook Jail?

February 26, 2020

Time for one of my occasional image dump posts! From Youtube: Gloria and David Marmolejo?! Reminds me of marmots and marmalade! From Youtube: Allaina Taylor, Kaylee Whetzel, Nakia Keller (who is a white guy and surprisingly not a black woman), and Lorie Ann Keller?! BAD SPELLING of Lori, Kaili, and Alana! Nakia also reminds me […]

Terminating Rishu, Document Destruction, fire restroom exit, Blenz teddy bear

February 14, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to Knightsbridge at 10:45 AM on a 414 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 12 noon, which meant that it took up three hours of my day AGAIN since it was way past Cambie and Jacombs! I had made up my mind to terminate our professional relationship […]

Chee Yang?! / Wind Gap and Bath are in Pennsylvania?! / Killing with kindness

February 6, 2020

COFFEE TIME after showering and doing laundry! I need a new ZIPPERED laundry bag because my slipper socks FALL OUT of the blue Evercare mesh laundry bag every time! UGH! The Canucks played the Wild today at 5, and lost 4-2. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Chee Yang?! Looks like a normal Chinese name, […]

Chinese New Year 2020 images and dinner at Kwong Chow! GAS LEAK! NO BUS! FUCK!

January 25, 2020

I got roped into going to a Chinese New Year dinner tonight by Jon’s text… so I had to shower, have COFFEE TIME, and give up a few hours of alone time! Left at 4:30 on a 407, and then got to Kwong Chow at 5:35 or so. We talked about the new coronavirus, my […]

Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]

Guestbook Entries 2019!

December 30, 2019

Guestbook Entries 2019! March 30, 2019 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Yep! … I finally got the first day off on a Saturday for once as I was able to come over today to watch two hockey games. I got my fill of hockey before the playoffs begin or my workload starts to pile up during […]

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

DRAGON BALL Z model toy, Chinese red dragon, Yaohan Mall dragon, time change

November 4, 2019

I GOT MY REPLACEMENT BUS PASS / COMPASS CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY! I immediately registered that fucker, of course, and was relieved that the old one had been blocked. I also showered and did some laundry. From Julie: I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 PM, said no one […]