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La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Covadonga del Busto Naval?! / Lakadrian is a girl?! / Zaevion?! / Asia?!

May 28, 2018

Barry came by at 10:50 and removed one more dead mouse (on a glue trap) under the couch, and set up one more snap trap. Covadonga del Busto Naval?! From Julie: Lakadrian is a girl?! From Julie: Zaevion?! From Julie: Salvatore is fine, but ASIA?!

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu!

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 46! / 100 Times Hand Beating?! / Devil vagina magic!

April 3, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and clawed back from a 4-1 deficit, but lost 5-4 in a shootout. Vegas even tapped their sticks and stayed on the ice to shake both the Sedins’ hands. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 46! From Vanessa: 100 Times Hand […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 15! / Chinese New Year stickers 6! / Kh’zari and Zi’layah?!

March 3, 2018

I talked to Jimmy and Helen this morning about Tommy since Helen is seriously thinking of blocking Tommy. Helen was very surprised when I told her exactly what Tommy had called me, and told him that she had no time for his childish behavior. EXACTLY! Apparently, Jimmy and Helen are going to be at the […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 14! / Chinese New Year stickers 5! / Burying your stress!

March 2, 2018

I blocked Tommy because he was being totally obtuse and thought that I was being a hypocritical judgmental sexist bitch. He’s the one who upsets Jimmy and Helen, seemingly without realizing what he did wrong! The Canucks played the Predators at 7 tonight – the game went to overtime, and Nashville won 43 seconds into […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 13! / Chinese New Year stickers 4! / 80,000 Facebook Likes?!

March 1, 2018

I called Barry at 8:35 AM to tell him about the mouse on the glue trap which I discovered last night. When he came by at 11:15, he said that it was STILL MOVING! We both heard it squeak, so I wanted him to just take it out of here as fast as possible. I […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 12! / Chinese New Year stickers 3! / Maurkeece Foreman?!

February 28, 2018

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and lost 6-5 in an albeit entertaining game in overtime. The computer also restarted five minutes before the game ended. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 12! From Julie: Chinese New Year Facebook stickers 3! From Julie: Maurkeece Foreman?!