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Asam Pedas hot and sour noodles, Stewarts Fountain pop, Tom joining Mr. Tenda

November 25, 2016

I had coffee and took aspirin before leaving at 1:10 (just missing the 401) to kill time at Shoppers Drug Mart. I bought an on-sale $1 can of mixed beans (where the deal expires TODAY) and Blue Menu store brand All-Bran at $4.50, saving $1.50 over London Drugs and $3.50 over Price Smart! Someone called […]

Argelico Fucks, grammar Nazi x2, a disturbing lack of outhouse toilet paper

June 15, 2016

How does someone rape a person across state lines? Drag the body to the border between the states, and position it so that half of the body is in each state before you start raping the person, duh. 😛 Argelico Fucks off to Benifica?! From Mike T. and Sarah G.: This is Rudolf Hess. He […]

Blueberry food! / Not stabbing someone with a fork! / Coyote and Peaches?!

May 10, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:15 (just managing to get the 401), and got an apple pie slice at Kam Do Bakery (SO MESSY TO EAT ON THE TRAIN!) before arriving at 4:30 to a longer-than-usual door opening. It turned out to be Ayler, who is apparently now tall enough to reach the doorknob. He […]

Cleo Torres / Hearing what I’m thinking / What women really want in a man…

May 10, 2016

Cleo Torres?! Be honest – if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital. From Julie: What women really want in a man…

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Hayden, Komaiyam cow urine, Kermit Rainman, Klamborghini, Whisper Pasta Batman

December 29, 2015

Hayden Bissoondatt added me to Facebook (again?) – okay, then! I also showered and did laundry today. Komaiyam cow urine for only $1.20?! Kermit Rainman! Klamborghini?! Whisper was formerly Pasta Batman?!

MARIO fish tank! / Santa sushi! / Condoms! / Cid, Shinra, and numbskulls in FF 7

December 22, 2015

The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and won 2-1 despite TEN Tampa Bay power plays! MARIO fish tank! Santa sushi! Chef Devaux gives step by step instructions! HEAD is the perfect gift?! I have a phobia of German sausage. Yes, I fear the wurst. According to Reese’s, this is what a chocolate Christmas […]

Season Johnson, Diohalbit, and Dick Kock

December 14, 2015

Hey, I found my old Palmer schoolmate Season Johnson on Facebook through Wendy’s page! I’d always wondered what kind of name that was… From Julie’s friends list: Diohalbit?! Thank goodness she seems to go by Abigail! Dick Kock?!

Melanie, liquor as candy, robot voices, one-cent sales, morbid birthday card

October 26, 2015

I booked a doctor appointment on Thursday at 2 for a Pap Smear since Dr. Ruby had recommended one. Yikes! My ex-friend Melanie: Here’s some liquor labelled as candy! I’ll just wait for the bus… screw it! I don’t want to wait forever, so I’ll walk! DAMMIT, THERE GOES THE BUS I WAS WAITING FOR! […]

A possible Siblings Dinner on Saturday / Davanie?!

July 21, 2015

Steph called to see whether I’d like to go to her and Lisa’s new place for a Siblings Dinner on Saturday, which would be fine after Daniel and Jeff take the old twin mattresses out of here! We talked about their smashed car window, the kids’ music class on Thursday, and Havarti loving the increased […]