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Half.com, Oregon?! / Tiahleigh Alyssa Rose Palmer?! TARP! Anagram of TRAP!

October 24, 2019

The cleaners came again today at 5:40 via bus from New Westminster after rescheduling phone calls and texts to and from me and Harmony and them. They had a huge suitcase full of cleaners and stuff! After the couple cleaned the bathroom, bedroom, kitchen (and under the sink – outside and not inside?!), and living […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthurt, hahaha! / My ex was born on MISTAKE ISLAND!

October 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Calgary today at 5, and won 4-3 in a shootout… four wins in a row for the first time since the Sedins were on the ice! That’s right – it didn’t happen last season! Now I guess I should make a tiny amount of pasta for World Pasta Day today… […]

Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT!

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

Frying Pan Lake, New Zealand?! / A Mr. Saturn sweatshirt?! / Naked Aphrodite!

May 10, 2019

I had a banana-chocolate muffin, cut strawberries, and coffee for breakfast. Lunch was some leftovers including butter chicken. Dinner: Thai eggplant curry with peppers and bamboo, rice, naan bread, plus Tillamook Malted Moo ice cream! Tillamook Malted Moo Shake ice cream: Smooth, rich malted vanilla ice cream with chocolatey fudge chips! Frying Pan Lake at […]

Louisiana State Troopers not having balls! / Ashley Heavy Runner Loring?!

February 14, 2019

I discovered that Jason Lam and Sarah Quelch had unfriended me – oh well, the Awana and Palmer days were long ago! The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight… the game went to overtime (thanks to Gaudette!) plus a shootout. BOESER GOT THE GOAL TO WIN 4-3! I also showered today. From Kenny and […]

A bear with a chainsaw for your Valentine! / Jayson Clark?!

February 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today, and lost 2-1. I hope that Alex Edler is okay too from that bloody injury… 😦 Funny Valentine’s Day card: If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, I hope he stays away from your face… because I think you are cute. From […]

Christine Plentyhoops?! / Cash?! / Tylor?! / Kisha?!

July 18, 2018

Good thing I took a shower just now, because Jon wanted to confirm for tomorrow from 2:30 to 5:30! Sure, I guess! Christine Plentyhoops?! From Julie: Cash?! From Julie: Tylor?! BAD SPELLING of Tyler! Just spell it that way since it’s pronounced the same! From Julie: Kisha?! Reminds me of the Japanese restaurant here called […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]