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Christine Plentyhoops?! / Cash?! / Tylor?! / Kisha?!

July 18, 2018

Good thing I took a shower just now, because Jon wanted to confirm for tomorrow from 2:30 to 5:30! Sure, I guess! Christine Plentyhoops?! From Julie: Cash?! From Julie: Tylor?! BAD SPELLING of Tyler! Just spell it that way since it’s pronounced the same! From Julie: Kisha?! Reminds me of the Japanese restaurant here called […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Latasha, Cynamin and Apple, Pepsi, Heaven, Jamel, Rocshawn, Ahmir, and Ryleigh?!

June 18, 2018

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie: Latasha?! From Julie: Cynamin?! From Julie: Apple?! From Julie: Pepsi is a white girl name now?! I knew a guy at Palmer named Pepsi Sarai, but I think that was cultural… From Julie: Heaven?! From Julie: Jamel?! From Julie: Rocshawn?! How do you go to ROCSHAWN from Sarah, […]

Jamez Brickhouse?! / Ameria is a name?! / Jesus holding a baby velociraptor!

May 11, 2018

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 (just missing both buses!) on a 401 to get an on-sale Softsoap pomegranate and mango hand soap refill, on-sale Irish Spring bar soap, Purell hand sanitizer, NEW on-sale Brookside chocolate (Cherry and Tahitian Vanilla / Blackberry and Honey), Paul Newman Sockarooni pasta sauce, and on-sale store brand 150 […]

Daniel and Henrik retiring?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 45! / Myline Barrios?!

April 2, 2018

Daniel and Henrik Sedin are retiring from hockey next week?! Thank you, Daniel and Henrik. #22 and #33 are forever Canucks! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 45! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Myline Berrios?! I once knew a girl in Palmer named Mylene Giroux, but spelling it “Myline” makes me want to call this […]

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

This green button opens up an important path! / Have faith in your badass self!

November 4, 2017

Sean Slaney from Ferris and Palmer found me on Facebook – probably from Lisa B. – and added me. We also briefly chatted on FB messenger, which is nice. No, I never went to Burnett for regular school, but probably for Chinese School 30 years ago! John Powell asked if I wanted to meet him […]

Asam Pedas hot and sour noodles, Stewarts Fountain pop, Tom joining Mr. Tenda

November 25, 2016

I had coffee and took aspirin before leaving at 1:10 (just missing the 401) to kill time at Shoppers Drug Mart. I bought an on-sale $1 can of mixed beans (where the deal expires TODAY) and Blue Menu store brand All-Bran at $4.50, saving $1.50 over London Drugs and $3.50 over Price Smart! Someone called […]

Argelico Fucks, grammar Nazi x2, a disturbing lack of outhouse toilet paper

June 15, 2016

How does someone rape a person across state lines? Drag the body to the border between the states, and position it so that half of the body is in each state before you start raping the person, duh. 😛 Argelico Fucks off to Benifica?! From Mike T. and Sarah G.: This is Rudolf Hess. He […]

Blueberry food! / Not stabbing someone with a fork! / Coyote and Peaches?!

May 10, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:15 (just managing to get the 401), and got an apple pie slice at Kam Do Bakery (SO MESSY TO EAT ON THE TRAIN!) before arriving at 4:30 to a longer-than-usual door opening. It turned out to be Ayler, who is apparently now tall enough to reach the doorknob. He […]