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Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

This green button opens up an important path! / Have faith in your badass self!

November 4, 2017

Sean Slaney from Ferris and Palmer found me on Facebook – probably from Lisa B. – and added me. We also briefly chatted on FB messenger, which is nice. No, I never went to Burnett for regular school, but probably for Chinese School 30 years ago! John Powell asked if I wanted to meet him […]

Asam Pedas hot and sour noodles, Stewarts Fountain pop, Tom joining Mr. Tenda

November 25, 2016

I had coffee and took aspirin before leaving at 1:10 (just missing the 401) to kill time at Shoppers Drug Mart. I bought an on-sale $1 can of mixed beans (where the deal expires TODAY) and Blue Menu store brand All-Bran at $4.50, saving $1.50 over London Drugs and $3.50 over Price Smart! Someone called […]

Argelico Fucks, grammar Nazi x2, a disturbing lack of outhouse toilet paper

June 15, 2016

How does someone rape a person across state lines? Drag the body to the border between the states, and position it so that half of the body is in each state before you start raping the person, duh. 😛 Argelico Fucks off to Benifica?! From Mike T. and Sarah G.: This is Rudolf Hess. He […]

Blueberry food! / Not stabbing someone with a fork! / Coyote and Peaches?!

May 10, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:15 (just managing to get the 401), and got an apple pie slice at Kam Do Bakery (SO MESSY TO EAT ON THE TRAIN!) before arriving at 4:30 to a longer-than-usual door opening. It turned out to be Ayler, who is apparently now tall enough to reach the doorknob. He […]

Cleo Torres / Hearing what I’m thinking / What women really want in a man…

May 10, 2016

Cleo Torres?! Be honest – if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital. From Julie: What women really want in a man…

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Hayden, Komaiyam cow urine, Kermit Rainman, Klamborghini, Whisper Pasta Batman

December 29, 2015

Hayden Bissoondatt added me to Facebook (again?) – okay, then! I also showered and did laundry today. Komaiyam cow urine for only $1.20?! Kermit Rainman! Klamborghini?! Whisper was formerly Pasta Batman?!

MARIO fish tank! / Santa sushi! / Condoms! / Cid, Shinra, and numbskulls in FF 7

December 22, 2015

The Canucks played the Lightning at 4:30 today, and won 2-1 despite TEN Tampa Bay power plays! MARIO fish tank! Santa sushi! Chef Devaux gives step by step instructions! HEAD is the perfect gift?! I have a phobia of German sausage. Yes, I fear the wurst. According to Reese’s, this is what a chocolate Christmas […]

Season Johnson, Diohalbit, and Dick Kock

December 14, 2015

Hey, I found my old Palmer schoolmate Season Johnson on Facebook through Wendy’s page! I’d always wondered what kind of name that was… From Julie’s friends list: Diohalbit?! Thank goodness she seems to go by Abigail! Dick Kock?!