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Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Five Mualimm-Ak, Jack Ball, Faye Ball, Don Cox, Becky Gay, Steve Strait

December 29, 2015

Five Mualimm-Ak?! Jack Ball, Dr. Faye Ball, and Don Cox! Becky Gay vs. Steve Strait!

A reprise of Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing’s least favorites!

December 12, 2015

BABY’S NAMED A BAD BAD THING My (least) favorites: a reprise 1. Dusk I’ve always thought the name Dawn was a bit silly (no offense), and especially subject to regional accents (dahn, daun, don, etc.), but at least it’s optimistic. Dusk isn’t just strange, it’s depressing. 2. Toolio Pretty sure it’s a joke, but who […]

Pizza on Remembrance Day! / Floor time with Fraser! / Trendy?! / Ice cream cake!

November 11, 2015

Steph had emailed yesterday to tell me that she’d have to leave at 7 PM tonight because her co-workers were getting together to remember a colleague who had died a year ago today, so it was fine by me if she dropped me off to get the 6:50 301 bus after my visit. I left […]

4-2 loss, Chinese Eric, Pizza Hut, Meat Lovers, Cheesy Poutine, the Super Bowl, poutine

February 1, 2015

Eric Ho came here to watch the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, but the Canucks played the Wild first at noon, which ended up being a 4-2 loss. It took ten tries to turn my computer on today for the first time since Thursday, too! Chelsea S. unfriended me […]

Care from Chinese Eric! / A 3-2 loss to the Kings / Michael and me on December 7

January 1, 2015

Chinese Eric called me at 4 to see how I was, after an aborted attempt at 3:25 since his mom wanted to use the phone. I told him what had happened, since he’d heard it briefly from Jon at some hangout because he was speculating that Mike couldn’t make it because he was busy. Then […]

102nd Grey Cup with Eric Ho, Calgary, surprise Mike, my justifiable upset rage, McCain Home Fries

November 30, 2014

Eric Ho called at 3:10 to say he was a few minutes away, and had brought McCain fries so we could watch the 102nd Grey Cup on TSN. When he got here at 3:20, I had managed to clear the dining room table enough so we could eat because Mike’s and Jane’s computers were taking […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Q (Quilliper)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withQCJephosis Cause: zombie attack Symptoms: seeing dead people, high blood-alcohol level, mild joint pain, vague electric shocks Cure: take four potions of extra healing every day before meals Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withQDotosis Cause: overconsumption of chicken Symptoms: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, I-Im (Iconoclast)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withIAm_GoodBoyitis Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: mildly enlarged liver, occasional fangs, speaking in tongues Cure: take two sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withI_Am_Not_A_Word’s Disorder Cause: lack of spam in […]

Doctor Unheimlich, F-Fm (Flippenripple)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withF4t4ss’ Disease Cause: pollen Symptoms: sudden dislike of modern architecture, slightly enlarged liver and spleen, stigmata, vague black eyes Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withFabala_Fae’s Disorder Cause: smoking Symptoms: […]