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Lena blocking me?! / HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON bedsheets / Always being yourself

March 19, 2019

What the fuck?! I discovered that Lena blocked me on both my main accounts after knowing me for four years! She knows very well that I’m Facebook friends with Robin, and we’d been discussing Jimmy and bad relationships before this. No indication that things were uncomfortable for her! I guess we didn’t have a great […]

Florida is a place, not a human name!

September 19, 2018

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! The Canucks played the Flames at 7 in their second game of the 2018-2019 training camp tonight, and lost 4-1… the empty-netter didn’t help! From Youtube: Speaking of place names as human names… FLORIDA EDWARDS?!

No Sword of Kings! / Onions as apples?! / Fruit Chan and DURIAN DURIAN?!

December 17, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Flames at 5 today, and lost 6-1. We lost Brock Boeser, too! From Operation Starstorm: Here’s a Starman Super in EARTHBOUND saying, “No, you can’t have the Sword of Kings.” These onions are definitely not apples! FRUIT CHAN directed a Chinese movie called DURIAN DURIAN?!

Allard Jan van Marle?! / Brexet, Thaliam, Prairie, Pimpley?! / Genevra Fey?!

October 26, 2017

The Canucks played the Capitals at 7 tonight, and won 6-2! From Not Always Learning: Allard Jan van Marle?! Reminds me of lard / Lard, and Marle from CHRONO TRIGGER! From Reddit: Hi, I am having twins, a boy and a girl. I wanna find names for them: Thaliam, Fanlia, Evalater, Rainleigh, Aimeigh Leigh (Amy […]

Are You A Maximizer? / What’s Your Very English Name? / Kanye West! Kanye East!

September 28, 2017

“You Are a Maximizer” When it comes to everything in life, you’re always looking for the best. And you don’t mind if it takes a while to find it. You look at every option before making a decision. You don’t like to be rushed, and you often regret your choices if you are. You’re the […]

Tangie / Rock / Stone Love Ambrose, Apical Meristem, Darth Vader Williamson

August 12, 2017

From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Tangie Ambrose named her son Rock and her daughter Stone Love?! Rock and Stone?! From Not Always Friendly: Apical Meristem?! She’s also from CANNON BALL, North Dakota! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Darth Vader Williamson?! Of course this news story was published on STAR WARS DAY, […]

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Dummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Five Mualimm-Ak, Jack Ball, Faye Ball, Don Cox, Becky Gay, Steve Strait

December 29, 2015

Five Mualimm-Ak?! Jack Ball, Dr. Faye Ball, and Don Cox! Becky Gay vs. Steve Strait!

A reprise of Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing’s least favorites!

December 12, 2015

BABY’S NAMED A BAD BAD THING My (least) favorites: a reprise 1. Dusk I’ve always thought the name Dawn was a bit silly (no offense), and especially subject to regional accents (dahn, daun, don, etc.), but at least it’s optimistic. Dusk isn’t just strange, it’s depressing. 2. Toolio Pretty sure it’s a joke, but who […]

Pizza on Remembrance Day! / Floor time with Fraser! / Trendy?! / Ice cream cake!

November 11, 2015

Steph had emailed yesterday to tell me that she’d have to leave at 7 PM tonight because her co-workers were getting together to remember a colleague who had died a year ago today, so it was fine by me if she dropped me off to get the 6:50 301 bus after my visit. I left […]