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Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT! Advertisements

Farting in my wallet… HAHAHA! / Abcde Redford?! / No sushi? Well, FUKU DEN!

February 7, 2019

From Julie M. and Krazy Bitch: Farted in my wallet. Now I have gas money. From Aaron94 on Discord, Julie M., and Vanessa on November 29, 2018: Abcde Redford?! Also, the reporter has a great last name: MIRACLE! From Pete: The guy says, “Let’s go get some sushi!” The girl says, “I don’t like eating […]

Jergens lotions! Mi Goreng chips! / MARIO mushrooms, blocks, and flowers!

February 6, 2019

I went out in the freezing weather at 2:15, just managing to get the 401, no thanks to the perpetual construction zone around here! Went to London Drugs to get a replacement for the Vaseline MEN lotion, where the stereotypical cologne scent lingers for HOURS – PRODUCT WARNING! I noticed that Jergens moisturizers were on […]

Salsa received AN Nut Bread?! / Bronson, hammers, and red-hot ovens!

January 4, 2019

OH FUCK, I DISCOVERED REDRUM! I went out at 9:30 on a 401 to meet Mom and Dad at Main and 15th at TXL Insurance, Uncle William Ng’s company. (10:30 AM?!) After we had lunch at Kwong Chow and finally took care of the insurance, I did some shopping at the Broadway London Drugs. Bought […]

Jonel knowing Salsa is being forced around by a bad guy! / Jourdon is bourbon?!

December 29, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 7 tonight. The game went to overtime, and Vancouver won 3-2! Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in Chapter 3 of MOTHER 3. Jonel: “Hey there, monkey.” Salsa stops by Dona and Jonel’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in […]

Bob’s happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar at the Yado Inn!

November 19, 2018

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 tonight, and lost 6-3 on a hat trick. Salsa is talking to Bob at the Yado Inn while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. Bob says: “My happiness is inside a bottle at Jackie’s bar.”

5-2 loss! / Warm fireplace at Duster’s! / Flint and boxes!

November 13, 2018

The Canucks played the Islanders at 4 today, and lost 5-2… stupid bizarre goals! UGH! Salsa stops by Wess and Duster’s place while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “The warmth from the fireplace feels so nice that you could almost fall asleep right here…” Salsa stops by Flint and Lucas’s house […]

Wess, Duster, jobs as utter failures, Duster as a moron, the Castle Osohe dance

November 10, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 10 AM today – lovely East Coast scheduling! NOT! Sabres won 4-3 in a shootout because both teams traded the last minutes of the second and third period with quick goals. UGH! Wess to Duster after his first trip to Osohe Castle where he picked up the Noble […]

Bob Bobberchuk / UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA! / Manly Bandana!

October 20, 2018

“Bob Bobberchuk” added me to Facebook – okay, then! I went to London Drugs again at 4 on a 407 (managing to just get the bus) to mail a note to Jimmy… only $1.26! Also bought on-sale Pacari organic chocolate bars x6: Raw 100% Cacao (orange), Passion Fruit (yellow), 60% Cacao Esmeraldas (pink), Andean Rose […]

Jamez Brickhouse?! / Ameria is a name?! / Jesus holding a baby velociraptor!

May 11, 2018

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 (just missing both buses!) on a 401 to get an on-sale Softsoap pomegranate and mango hand soap refill, on-sale Irish Spring bar soap, Purell hand sanitizer, NEW on-sale Brookside chocolate (Cherry and Tahitian Vanilla / Blackberry and Honey), Paul Newman Sockarooni pasta sauce, and on-sale store brand 150 […]