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Chee Yang?! / Wind Gap and Bath are in Pennsylvania?! / Killing with kindness

February 6, 2020

COFFEE TIME after showering and doing laundry! I need a new ZIPPERED laundry bag because my slipper socks FALL OUT of the blue Evercare mesh laundry bag every time! UGH! The Canucks played the Wild today at 5, and lost 4-2. From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Chee Yang?! Looks like a normal Chinese name, […]

A strangely aroused cat / BOB CAT! HAIRSTYLE! / Anti-scratch cone for the dog!

January 4, 2020

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and won 2-1 for SEVEN WINS IN A ROW for the first time since 2013! Eric M. says he’s going to that dinner tomorrow, and I’ve heard Randal is invited too. Okay, then. From Not Always Right: A white cat saying, “I am strangely aroused right now.” […]

Caril Ann Fugate?! / Niqui McCown?! / Coty Beaver and Gelareh Bagherzadeh?!

December 23, 2019

The Canucks played the Oilers tonight at 7, and s. Caril Ann Fugate?! BAD SPELLING OF CAROL! From Youtube: Niqui McCown?! BAD SPELLING OF NICKI OR NIKKI… how do you get that as a nickname for Marilyn, anyway? Oh, NICOLE is one of her middle names. She doesn’t even look black, but the dude with […]

Marjo Wilkens?! / Francis Bouillon?! YUMMY! / David Legwand?! / Bobby Butler?!

December 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Marjo Wilkens?! Francis Bouillon?! Yum! David Legwand?!

Peree Hampton is a guy?! / Raechel Betts?! / Peninah Wangari?!

December 2, 2019

From Julie: Peree Hampton is a guy?! Yum, puree in the Hamptons! From Youtube: Raechel Betts?! BAD SPELLING OF RACHEL! From John’s True Crime Vids Group: Peninah Wangari?! That’s an extremely outdated Biblical name, if anything…

A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! / No fucks to give, but a rat’s ass!

November 23, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington this morning at 9:30 AM because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling. The game went to overtime plus a shootout, and Bo Horvat scored to give the Canucks a 2-1 SHOOTOUT WIN! From Youtube: A dog found Cory BODILY’s BODY parts?! HAHAHAHA! From Not Always Right: I’m all out of […]

Joe L’Official is an actual name?! / We have a place called Typical Noodles?!

October 21, 2019

In the morning, I told Jon that I had some cash, so I could still come tomorrow if they needed me. I went out at 2 to the pharmacy next door to get some Buckey’s Cough, Cold, and Flu medicine. Then I showered and did some laundry now that Hester says the elevator is FINALLY […]

Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT!

Farting in my wallet… HAHAHA! / Abcde Redford?! / No sushi? Well, FUKU DEN!

February 7, 2019

From Julie M. and Krazy Bitch: Farted in my wallet. Now I have gas money. From Aaron94 on Discord, Julie M., and Vanessa on November 29, 2018: Abcde Redford?! Also, the reporter has a great last name: MIRACLE! From Pete: The guy says, “Let’s go get some sushi!” The girl says, “I don’t like eating […]

Jergens lotions! Mi Goreng chips! / MARIO mushrooms, blocks, and flowers!

February 6, 2019

I went out in the freezing weather at 2:15, just managing to get the 401, no thanks to the perpetual construction zone around here! Went to London Drugs to get a replacement for the Vaseline MEN lotion, where the stereotypical cologne scent lingers for HOURS – PRODUCT WARNING! I noticed that Jergens moisturizers were on […]