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Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint… / Vegemite beef jerky?!

April 26, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for […]

Meeting Holly and Brian from Reddit Vancouver chat: CHICKEN WINGS at 12 Kings!

March 12, 2019

After showering, THREE DRYER ROUNDS OF laundry (the elevator is STILL out for maintenance?!), COFFEE TIME, and checking Reddit Vancouver Discord chat, I went out across the street to meet Steveston Brian at the hospital’s main entrance: BIG AND BLUE! We texted briefly (after I finally was able to traverse the crosswalk) and he got […]

Campbell’s Everyday Gourmet soups! / SNOW PREDICTED oil painting on canvas!

February 1, 2019

I went out again at 5 on a 407 to Shoppers Drug Mart. Wanted to get a lot of soup for the snow: on-sale Campbell’s Everyday Gourmet soup x4 (Fire-Roasted Sweet Pepper and Tomato / Harvest Mushroom with White Wine / Garden Market Vegetable / Golden Butternut Squash), on-sale Lipton Cup-A-Soup x4 (Chicken Noodle x2 […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

Smith Glover and Poppy Askew?! DOUBLE GOODNESS in the credits!

January 26, 2019

From BETRAYED: Smith Glover AND Poppy Askew?! Murder by antifreeze!

A toilet mug! / Pee and Poop Best Friends necklace! / No coughing! Sharting!

August 2, 2018

From Just Fun Pics: Hey, look! A toilet mug! From Wesley: Pee and Poop Best Friends Necklace! From Meme Generator: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “Can’t cough hard or I might shart.”

Poop brown bag combo! / Don’t Step In Poop! / The shit has hit the fan!

April 26, 2018

nFrom Julie: Poop brown bag combo! Julie saw this while out shopping at Walmart: Don’t Step In It! (NO POOP!) From Pete: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “The fecal material hath percussed the rotating blades that circulate air.”

Katlin Ross, Shela Philley, Kristian Alexander Harlem, Eavan Moore, Lucy Biddle

March 5, 2018

I went out at 3:40 on a 407 to get Knorr hot and sour soup mix x4, a new silver colander, and Samyang terrorist chicken bomb 2x Spicy noodles from Big Crazy. Then I went to Price Smart for Winter Creek raw oysters x2, red / black / blue Sharpies, 200 index cards, some Crayola […]

Orrtam is easier than Autumn?!/ Lester C. Madden! / Zombie, body, and mind

January 26, 2018

I called Barry at 9:30, he called me back at 10 to say he hadn’t listened to my message (SO WHAT’S THE POINT OF MY LEAVING ONE?!), and we were on our way at 11. At least I got my banking done and got a rescheduled food shopping appointment at 11 AM on Thursday the […]

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]