Archive for the ‘australia’ Category

Dick Pusey smoked meth, laughed, and livestreamed some Australian cops dying?!

August 15, 2020

Today is Retirement Day! Mom sent me another text message about a gathering at the park – FUCK OFF! NO! Of course I sent a text message to Chinese Eric to officially wish him a happy birthday! THAT’S A GOOD TEXT! From Cracked on May 11, 2020: Dick Pusey smoked meth, livestreamed some Australian cops […]

Quarantini / Goths and fatally hot summer temperatures! / Krysee Altrows?!

July 20, 2020

This is an apt day to post the FATAL TO GOTHS picture. It’ll be 33 degrees soon! MAN! Quarantini: Four ounces vodka, one tablespoon Nyquil, garnish with one Tylenol PM and one multivitamin. Drink one every hour ALONE until the coronavirus pandemic passes. From Spoz and StareCat.com last November: Remember, summer temperatures can be fatal […]

Shin Ramyun CUP noodles, Debby Stoner, Creed Bratton, Dr. Doir Dearborn DOOR

July 17, 2020

I called Ayler at 7:05, but nobody answered. He called me back five minutes later, so I had to turn off my boiling water for my pasta before I asked him what he was doing. He was honest when he said he wasn’t available and why! I’ll preserve his dignity as I did William’s, of […]

2020 NFL Draft Funny Names: Tua Tagovailoa, Quintez Cephus, Leki Fotu, and more!

July 2, 2020

From the Blog of Funny Names: Tristan Wirfs plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Prince Tega Wanogho plays football?! His parents were Prince Phillip U.D. and Princess Onome Wanogho?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Yetur Gross-Matos plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: CeeDee Lamb plays football?! From the Blog of […]

Sally Mustang, Azure Sitara Mustang, and a midwife called Bron?! TMI GALORE!

June 27, 2020

From Julie and the Daily Mail: Sally Mustang and Azure Sitara Mustang?! From Julie and the Daily Mail: Their midwife was named Bron?! Reminds me of bronze!

Name of the Year 2020! 62 names from Deadspin!

June 15, 2020

the doors, riders on the storm, june 15, alliteration, a, f, cafeterias, wind, winds, vlad the impaler, valdimar, lobster, lobsters, potato, potatoes, elders, abuse, aware, awareness, go, flying, a, keywords, west end, concepts, critters, fridge, plum, plums, runes, nature, photography, electricity, bright pink flip-flops, justice, janitor closets, kiss, kisses, kissing, a, wookiee, irony, baby names, […]

Green dragon with butterfly, black dragon lantern, Crazy Dragon dumplings

May 27, 2020

Ayler called me at 5, saying that he’d been on a scooter outing to the park, and telling me that sometimes he had nothing else to say unless I came up with a new category. Haha, those are topics! I asked if he’d opened all his presents yet, but they’d only opened Mom’s Pocky since […]

Aliens ingesting leaves comic, Meray Fagalla, Velvet Polk, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke

April 26, 2020

I unfollowed SaltyPhry on Twitch because he wanted an emote-only chat, then I cleaned my bathroom and kitchen floors. From Vanessa: ALIEN FAMILY COMIC FOR ALIEN DAY! “Ingest your leaves.” “I do not desire leaves.” “Put the leaves in your mouth.” “It is an unpleasant sensation.” “Life will be full of unpleasant sensations. You need […]

Pure Nail Bar / Biggerstaff?! / Coronavirus T-shirt / Lent / Today and tomorrow!

March 4, 2020

After COFFEE TIME / SHOWER TIME / CLEANING FRIDGE TIME (yucky sticky prune juice!), I went out at 1:30 on a 401 to finally redeem that Pure Nail Bar gift card from Christmas 2019 for a pedicure before going to help with the kids. I thought I’d be on time, but NO… the 3 bus […]

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!