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Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]

Kiki Lee Badman, Dasanti Wimalaratne, Franka Hensen, Ieuan Evans, Non Thomas

October 24, 2017

The Canucks played the Wild at 5 today, and won 1-0! From Not Always Right: Kiki Lee Badman?! Reminds me of BATMAN! From Not Always Romantic: Dasanti Wimalaratne?! That definitely reminds me of Dasani water, hahaha! From Not Always Learning: Franka Hensen?! Stretch it out a bit and it could be Frankenstein! Ieuan Evans and […]

Burgundy Lee Hanrahan, Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams, Yasho Vardhan, Cary Carr

October 20, 2017

From Not Always Right: Burgundy Lee Hanrahan?! From Not Always Right: Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams?! From Not Always Right: Yasho Vardhan?! Reminds me of Alexei Yashin… From Not Always Right: Cary Carr?! Didn’t his parents think that sounded sing-songy?!

Danny Belch, Don Madlung, Brandi Blue, Carolyn Foot, Kit Woof, Samuel Boys

October 19, 2017

GREEN TEA TIME! The Canucks played the Bruins at 4 today, and lost 6-3, no thanks to a BAD ten-minute (game?) misconduct in the first period which led to three Boston power play goals (two in 23 seconds) – BAD GUDBRANDSON! From Not Always Right: Danny Belch?! From Not Always Right: Don Madlung?! So are […]

Ice and fire dragons, Tarryn Bullock, Silke Faber, Maria Mayvia, Laina Inverse

September 26, 2017

From Krista: Ice dragon vs. fire dragon! Order vs. Chaos! From Not Always Right: Tarryn Bullock?! Why didn’t her parents go with Taryn?! From Not Always Working: Silke Faber?! From Not Always Working: Maria Mayvia?! Nice rhyming name! From Not Always Working: Laina Inverse?! What happens if she wants to be the CONVERSE? Hahaha!

Shannon Willing, Shaye Eller, Shuu Tsukiyama, Silverayne Smith, Tanith Kamelot

September 14, 2017

Vanessa said she could give me rides to and from the MEGA SUSHI dinner, so now I’m set! From Not Always Learning: Shannon Willing?! But what if she’s NOT willing to do something?! Hahaha! Also, DRAGON! 😀 From Not Always Related: Shaye Eller?! From Not Always Right: Shuu Tsukiyama?! From Not Always Working: Silverayne Smith?! […]

Kristeen Borrowman, Krysteena Foster, Kiki Lee Cooper, Lany Chabot-Laroche

September 8, 2017

From Not Always Working: Kristeen Borrowman?! That’s not how you spell CHRISTINE or KRISTINE… From Not Always Learning: Krysteena Foster?! That’s not how you spell CHRISTINA or KRISTINA… From Not Always Right: Kiki Lee Cooper?! From Not Always Working: Lany Chabot-Laroche?! Shouldn’t that be Lanie?! Reminds me of a miscellany and Almond Roca… but hey, […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

Lindsi Skollingsberg, Cadwallader C. Washburn, Crispus Attucks, Norman Conquest

July 8, 2017

After what happened earlier today, I think I just have to take a shower and do laundry! From Not Always Right: Lindsi Skollingsberg?! That’s not how you spell LINDSAY! From Reddit: Cadwallader C. Washburn?! This is kind of badass! From Reddit: Crispus Attucks?! This is badass! From Reddit: Norman Conquest played soccer?!

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]