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STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]

Silent fart = machine gun! / Portioning uncooked pasta / Starbucks job interview

November 24, 2016

From Rob: The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart, and it comes out like a machine gun. From CFOX: Hey, I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta, so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready. From CFOX: Starbucks job interview! “What’s your name?” “Alyssa.” “Spell […]

Hyphenated last names can be a VERY bad idea… Long-Wiwi? Beaver-Wetter?

October 13, 2015

This is why you shouldn’t hyphenate your last names when you get married! Looney-Warde! Kuntz-Dick! Drinkwine-Layer! Filler-Quick! Hardy-Harr! Traylor-Hooker! Beaver-Wetter! Wang-Holder! Busch-Rash! Wait, there will be two people named Cynthia Rash, assuming she takes her husband’s name! Best-Lay! Long-Wiwi!

Doctor Unheimlich, U (Unconventional)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUber_Troll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent tentacle growth, neck lengthening, forgetfulness Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUjiekitis Cause: genetic mutation Symptoms: extremely pointy ears, shouting, stiffness, hair loss […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Se-Sh (Seabreeze)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSeaBreezeosis Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: extreme euphoria, mild thirst for human blood, neck swelling Cure: none Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSeaMoon’s Lurgy Cause: falling over Symptoms: extreme delusions, aggression, forgetting what day it is, leaning at 45 […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Gn-Gz (Grolby)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withGo-Quiz’s Lurgy Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: extreme demoniacal visions, swollen appendix, hair growth Cure: acupuncture Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withGoatQueen’s Lurgy Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: sudden Hitler mustache, neck swelling, occasional gullibility Cure: pass it on to someone […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Al-Am (AlyssaLina)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAlannaramaosis Cause: old library books Symptoms: hearing voices, tongue forking, sudden leg numbness, buzzing noises Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAlcina2’s Disorder Cause: allergy to spam Symptoms: shouting, frequent Hitler moustache, neck lengthening, frequent dislike of modern […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Numbers (0909Desperation)

October 19, 2014

Where I first found out about Doctor Unheimlich Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with{Mid}{Knight}’s Lurgy Cause: smoking Symptoms: mild feather growth, mild loss of dress sense, frequent urine colour changes, frequent murderous rage Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]