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Life isn’t fun! / What Shape Is Your Heart? / Prawn and crab salad

June 6, 2015

I did a lot of Doctor Unheimlich work today, which took hours and used at least ten index cards! Jon told me to get better soon; he also said that they were actually going to Whistler today, and getting back on Tuesday. That sounds interesting and fun, which my life has not been like lately. […]

28 Cool Russian Names, finishing Unheimlich, Corey on Facebook, Velveeta shells and cheese

October 23, 2014

Top 28 Cool Russian Names: Dazdraperma, Dazdranagon, Traktor, Iskra, Vaterpezhekosma, Kukutsapol, Avanchel, Diktatura, Ideya, Uryurvkos, Luna, Raketa, Energiya, Zolushka, Rossiya, BOCH pVF 260602, Login, Olimpiada, Gospodin, Mir, Tsvetochek, Solnyshko, Tsezar, Mark Aurelius, Kosmos, India, Vishnya, and Viagra I told Corey last night on Gmail chat that I’d left my computer on for about four nights […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Z (Zuridea)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withZaahiraa’s Lurgy Cause: excessive Internet usage Symptoms: sudden brittle bones, crying, excessive blood in urine, extremely orange blotches Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withZakMcKracken’s Syndrome Cause: bee sting Symptoms: excessive chi imbalance, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Y (YogaClass4Cats)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withYakusoku_Shouri’s Lurgy Cause: psychological Symptoms: frequent sores, sudden muscle spasms, walking like an Egyptian, frequent fear of the number thirteen Cure: acupuncture Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withYamantha’s Lurgy Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: squinting, euphoria, extremely high blood-alcohol level Cure: pass it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, X (XSimplyPerfectX)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withX__WatchAndLurnitis Cause: mosquito bite Symptoms: feather growth, extremely cloudy urine, face blurring when photographed Cure: sleep Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withX_Breakdown’s Syndrome Cause: mobile phone radiation Symptoms: tooth lengthening, excessive pale skin, occasional tooth loss, being able to […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Wn-Wz (Wrathchild)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWobby’s Lurgy Cause: genetically-modified toothpaste Symptoms: sudden aversion to bright light, drooling, slightly crossed eyes Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWolfPup76osis Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: neck swelling, occasional metallic skin, dehydration Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for […]

Doctor Unheimlich, W-Wm (WhimsicalZephyr)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWanaBNik’s Lurgy Cause: viral Symptoms: gullibility, beeping, occasional acne Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWanderLusty’s Disorder Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: nausea, mildly glow-in-the-dark blotches, imperceptibly impaired […]

Doctor Unheimlich, V (Vowthorn)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withVaginaPagina’s Disease Cause: excessive Internet usage Symptoms: frequent metallic spots, sarcasm, extreme inability to turn neck, glowing eyes Cure: fresh air Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withValintiin’s Lurgy Cause: exposure to radiation Symptoms: heartburn, necrosis, belching Cure: pass it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, U (Unconventional)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUber_Troll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent tentacle growth, neck lengthening, forgetfulness Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUjiekitis Cause: genetic mutation Symptoms: extremely pointy ears, shouting, stiffness, hair loss […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Tr-Tz (TuckerFan)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTr1x0r’s Lurgy Cause: just one of those things Symptoms: mild ability to fly, vague loose teeth, colour blindness Cure: take a few sprigs of belladonna every day for the rest of your life Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTraeCrochetosis […]