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Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Julie getting my birthday card today, Gilgamesh, Ultros not paying off his debt

April 10, 2017

Julie said she got my birthday card and belated Christmas postcard today, and she loves them, so YAY FOR THAT! 😀 Warmest wishes for a happy birthday with a golden guitar! OH CANADA with a squirrel on a postcard! Everything is on display! The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party (Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and […]

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]

Dead Sherm is squished! / Viewtiful fighting / ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant

March 18, 2017

I took a shower, did some laundry, and took a nap this afternoon. The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. When Sherm is dead in ARN’S WINTER QUEST, he is a squished tangerine! The Great SimonBob has kidnapped the Annual Gift Man! He has this to say upon his defeat by the […]

Days off, Sherm joining the party, Sherm being civilized, friends and boobs

March 17, 2017

Cleaning the underside of my mouse results in Chrome issuing a malformed or illegal request. Okay, then… You Should Spend the Day Lounging You take the idea of self-care seriously, and when you get a day off, you are all about renewal. Even if you spend the whole day on the couch, you never feel […]

Have fun not saving / Speedup and savestates / Phone gibberish / Ugly / No hotel

March 16, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2. At least my new Reddit acquaintance Braeden got his wish… Arn, Ness, and Dog are in Mr. Higgins Cave in ARN’S WINTER QUEST. The star asks them if they want to save, and they select NO. Then the star says, “Have fun not saving.” Every […]

Rooster in a plant pot / Go and find another can! / Pre-fabricated wreckage

March 14, 2017

TODAY IS PI DAY! I called Hester this morning because my toilet flapper wasn’t working. She told me to please write her a note – DUH. At least she said a guy would come around lunchtime to look at my stove fan! They finally came by at 1:45 (that’s not lunch time!) and the guy […]

Universal Cosmic Destroyer, explosions and waffles, (double) GIFTMEN party

March 11, 2017

Mom emailed us and actually let me choose the date for Harmony’s birthday dinner (sarcasm), but she wanted me to get back to her ASAP. What’s the big rush? At any rate, I chose the 19th because there’s a hockey game on the 26th against Winnipeg. Then SHE chose the time even though I said […]

Blast from Christmas 2014: Canadian postcards, moose antlers, and kittens!

February 25, 2017

I went out at 5 to buy Rockets for Steph at London Drugs. They didn’t have any! So I bought on-sale Waterbridge All Gold biscuits (Cambria / Winchester / Surrey / Wokingham / Cheshire / Durham / Essex / Westmorland / Avon / Salisbury / Lincoln biscuits), on-sale Thai Kitchen bowls (hot and sour soup […]

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]