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Attempts to sleep, finding God underwater, our current stats, Ass Glob Ring

November 5, 2017

I went out at 4 on a 407 to the Bay, but all their garbage cans were very expensive. It was off across the street to London Drugs: a big reusable bag, a replacement Sterilite garbage can, on-sale Moritz Icy Squares, on-sale Lindt Peppermint Cookie chocolate truffles, and Waterbridge brandy beans! Got home at 4:55 […]

Credit card reader amount, BLT Lays chips, tomato soup croutons, Festive Friends

November 1, 2017

I went shopping at 3:55 today after COFFEE TIME: I was planning to get a sandwich, discount Halloween chocolate, and some sensitive toothpaste. Instead, I got this stuff at Shoppers Drug Mart: nut-free Cadbury Festive Friends cookies for Fraser, a discounted Halloween 24-pack of Wunderbar / Caramilk / Mr. Big / Crispy Crunch mini chocolate […]

Pumpkin pie ice cream, Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale, Cemen Dip

October 25, 2017

At 6:50, I took a 407 to get to the liquor store so I could pick out a Halloween-themed beer. I got Weeping Reaper blood orange strong ale from the Dead Frog Brewery, which later turned out to be TOO TALL FOR MY FRIDGE! Then I hit up Price Smart for some Western Family store […]

No liquid farts, body! / More than you bargained for! / Will Farrell on sharting

August 17, 2017

From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn’t you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?! From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, “When you think you farted, but it’s more than you bargained for…” From Ask Ideas: Will Farrell in ELF is thinking, “When you fart, but it wasn’t a fart…”

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

A dragon and a castle / Cloud water dragon / Meeting up with Teunis: PERCY!

June 21, 2017

I think it’s amusing that I’m mentioning Teunis and Krista in the same post since they used to go out with each other and are now exes, haha. 😀 After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:15 to mail Lisa’s Twisted Whiskers goldfish in martini birthday card to her at the London Drugs post […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Julie getting my birthday card today, Gilgamesh, Ultros not paying off his debt

April 10, 2017

Julie said she got my birthday card and belated Christmas postcard today, and she loves them, so YAY FOR THAT! 😀 Warmest wishes for a happy birthday with a golden guitar! OH CANADA with a squirrel on a postcard! Everything is on display! The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party (Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and […]

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]