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No liquid farts, body! / More than you bargained for! / Will Farrell on sharting

August 17, 2017

From Ask Ideas: Body, why didn’t you tell me that this fart was going to be liquid?! From Ask Ideas: Ted Cruz is thinking, “When you think you farted, but it’s more than you bargained for…” From Ask Ideas: Will Farrell in ELF is thinking, “When you fart, but it wasn’t a fart…” Advertisements

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

A dragon and a castle / Cloud water dragon / Meeting up with Teunis: PERCY!

June 21, 2017

I think it’s amusing that I’m mentioning Teunis and Krista in the same post since they used to go out with each other and are now exes, haha. 😀 After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:15 to mail Lisa’s Twisted Whiskers goldfish in martini birthday card to her at the London Drugs post […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Awkward Family Photos: 80s / 90s / early 2000s Edition! Manning Park and Gilroy!

May 21, 2017

Here I am at home with my coloring book and toys in July 1982! Jon’s first birthday in November 1982: Grandma, me, Jon, Mom, and Dad. The NG siblings in 1985! The NG siblings, Christmas 1985! Disneyland in 1992: me, Mom, Steph, Grandma, and Jon! Steph, Dawn, and me at the Steveston Salmon Festival on […]

Julie getting my birthday card today, Gilgamesh, Ultros not paying off his debt

April 10, 2017

Julie said she got my birthday card and belated Christmas postcard today, and she loves them, so YAY FOR THAT! 😀 Warmest wishes for a happy birthday with a golden guitar! OH CANADA with a squirrel on a postcard! Everything is on display! The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party (Celes, Sabin, Edgar, and […]

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]

Dead Sherm is squished! / Viewtiful fighting / ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant

March 18, 2017

I took a shower, did some laundry, and took a nap this afternoon. The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. When Sherm is dead in ARN’S WINTER QUEST, he is a squished tangerine! The Great SimonBob has kidnapped the Annual Gift Man! He has this to say upon his defeat by the […]

Days off, Sherm joining the party, Sherm being civilized, friends and boobs

March 17, 2017

Cleaning the underside of my mouse results in Chrome issuing a malformed or illegal request. Okay, then… You Should Spend the Day Lounging You take the idea of self-care seriously, and when you get a day off, you are all about renewal. Even if you spend the whole day on the couch, you never feel […]

Have fun not saving / Speedup and savestates / Phone gibberish / Ugly / No hotel

March 16, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2. At least my new Reddit acquaintance Braeden got his wish… Arn, Ness, and Dog are in Mr. Higgins Cave in ARN’S WINTER QUEST. The star asks them if they want to save, and they select NO. Then the star says, “Have fun not saving.” Every […]