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Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL! Advertisements

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]

Fire beam dragon breath, Kathy Netherland, Samantha Netherland, Cinthia Tram

September 12, 2017

I talked to Jimmy on FB messages for a good while this morning (which seems to be going well so far), and also Shiv on Discord, who says he’s growing more fond of me by the day. Well, I still jokingly think he’s a butthead, haha! Fire beam dragon breath! From CRIMINALLY LISTED: Kathy Netherland […]

Jachol and Jack Hole! / Lonely Wolf and the Jachol Cave! / Seath Jackson?!

September 9, 2017

This morning, it was time to put my shorts away and put another blanket on the bed. Then Jon decided to act like an entitled person, thinking that I could just bus to Commercial Drive from Richmond on my birthday, and threatening me that the kids wouldn’t be there if I insisted that the dinner […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

Aleah Beckerle?! / The crazy old man knowing about Emperor Gestahl’s map?!

August 21, 2017

I woke up at 5:45 AM, so it was definitely COFFEE TIME! Then it was ECLIPSE MUSIC with Bonnie Tyler’s TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART! I also watched a live eclipse video on Facebook. From Facebook: Aleah Beckerle?! After defeating all the paintings at Owzer’s Mansion in Jidoor, the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS […]

James Riddle Hoffa?! / King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

August 20, 2017

I sent Jon a Facebook message this morning after COFFEE TIME to wonder what time I should drop by tomorrow, and 2:45 sounds good to me! Jimmy Hoffa’s full name was James Riddle Hoffa?! From Julie: King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Fighting the funny Negative Man from MOTHER 3 with his very emo quotes!

July 28, 2017

These were cobbled together from two separate Youtube videos, as my MOTHER 3 game is saved already in Chapter 8 at the point of no return in New Pork City, so I can’t go back to Argilla Pass in Chapter 7 to fight Negative Man again. You encountered Negative Man! Negative Man moaned, “Just get […]