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Sunflowers by Hinawa’s grave in MOTHER 3: Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7!

April 10, 2019

Sunflowers by Hinawa’s grave: Chapter 1 yellow flowers with Flint and Alec! Abbot and Abbey are by the grave after Hinawa’s funeral – I did not know this! “A bouquet of flowers, offered to everyone’s beloved Hinawa.” Abbot, Abbey, Flint, Alec, Isaac, Nichol, Richie, Thomas, Lisa, and Bateau are around the MILF gravestone. Sunflowers by […]

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

April 9, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING! From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?! From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

Vancouver Canucks orca! / Marcea?! / Colin Pitchfork murdered two children?!

April 8, 2019

Julie got my birthday package today! Sticker bonanza! Outside of birthday card: “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” Inside of birthday card, complete with gold / silver / bronze Sharpie birthday greeting: “I hope you have enjoyed this greeting card experience.” A Vancouver Canucks orca in a red […]

Maddelyne, Cali, Ayanna, Deric, Satoria, Deriyah, Reign, Neonna, Keonna, Skipp?!

March 23, 2019

Of all the people, Uncle Joe added me to Facebook – HAHAHA! The Canucks played the Flames at 7 tonight, and lost 3-1. From Julie: Maddelyne?! If I have to write it down to make sure that I spelled it correctly, it’s definitely BAD SPELLING! From Julie: This baby boy is named Cali?! As in […]

Ieshia Woodberry?! / Axel, Jazmine, Jala, Ra’Kiyah, Kajuan, and Mahogany?!

March 2, 2019

From Babies Behind Bars: Ieshia Woodberry?! From Julie: Axel? It’s obvious that this you’re naming your kid after Axl Rose. From Julie: Jazmine?! Reminds me of Jazmin (spacewolfcub) and my ex-friend Yazmine! From Julie: Jala is Jazmine’s best friend?! From Julie: Ra’Kiyah and Kajuan?! From Julie: Mahogany?! That’s not an acceptable color name…

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!

Dehydrated cow manure, poop emoji Beanie Babies, 195 thumbs up on Youtube!

February 16, 2019

From Julie M. and Snapchat: Now that’s a crock of… Dehydrated Cow Manure! From Candy: A poop emoji Beanie Baby toy with an Elvis pompadour?! My most-liked Youtube comment has 195 thumbs-up? It was about my then-upcoming eye cataract surgery on January 10. Awesome! Matthew Santoro’s The Most CHILLING Confessions on Record, uploaded on January […]

5-1 win! / Chicwanda Forbes?! WHAT A BAD NAME!

February 2, 2019

The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today. From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!