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Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Easter Williams, Max Boot, Galuf’s prized gourmet moogle in Moogle Forest

November 7, 2017

The Canucks played Calgary at 6 tonight, and won 5-3! Easter Williams?! From Julie: Max Boot?! In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Cara and the Moogle make it to Moogle Forest on the hiryuu dragon. Galuf says, “WHAT?! Cara, what the HELL are you doing with my prized gourmet moogle?!”

The Canucks bandwagon, Scretia Burke, Lee-Ann Register, Abigail Hermione Irwin

October 29, 2017

Auntie Catherine emailed me back to say that we could meet at Broadway Station on the 3rd before deciding where to eat lunch. That works for me! Better than (seven blocks from) King Edward Station as in previous years, haha! Eve posted this on my ex-friend Fiann’s wall, and I grabbed it before unfriending him […]

Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy, Steve Louder, remembering to flash the toilet

October 18, 2017

From Julie: Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy! From a Youtube documentary on the serial killer Joel Rifkin: Steve Louder works for the New York State Police?! What happens if he’s SOFTER?! Hahaha! From TAMAGOTCHI for the Game Boy: Remember to FLASH the toilet!

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]

Dawn Seaman, River Little, Sharin Morningstar Keenan, Abby Jadelyn Davidson

October 16, 2017

Today is Dictionary Day! 😀 Canada Post didn’t even make an effort to deliver my newest Bathroom Reader in my mailbox, instead sticking a “failure to deliver” notice inside without a phone call. Guess I’ll have to make the trek over to Blundell Centre tomorrow before the hockey game… sigh. Of course I had to […]

Deneane Michele Jones-Coles, Khristi / Triniti / Ghabriael Cunningham?!

October 12, 2017

The Canucks played the Jets tonight at 7, and lost 4-2. On another note, Classy on Discord made my evening! “You’re my favorite friend, and I enjoy your company. You are beautiful, and I don’t even have to see you to know that.” ♥ From Not Always Right: Deneane Michele Jones-Coles?! Why not just DEANNA […]

Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL!

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!