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Hiawayi Hawaii and D-lland, Daquan, Janiya, Yosha, Hiawatha Hawatha, Murlean?!

September 26, 2020

Today is National Dumpling Day! Of course I had some for breakfast earlier! Perusing Discord this morning: No, Enigma, you aren’t BALLING your eyes out! Are you scooping them out with a melon baller? Nobody cares if you’re logging in just to post an execrable poem and then logging out again, Heartbreaking… ESPECIALLY if you […]

Kit Kat Espresso Explosion ice cream, September 17 traits, NOT 74 years old

September 17, 2020

Ayler called me at 6:55, and I could hear Jon and Harmony reminding him to wish me a happy birthday. We talked about how he couldn’t play piano for me because his dad was teaching online (I could hear that too) which was an actual good reason, what I did today (steak!), Jon telling him […]

Michelina’s Lasagna with Meat Sauce! / Square root of all evil / Ken Lemon?!

September 13, 2020

My upstairs neighbor decided to start their Sunday morning at 5:20 AM – GO BACK TO SLEEP! IT’S EVEN TOO EARLY FOR ONLINE CHURCH! I called 604-273-7114, the Richmond Chapters, at 11:40 AM to inquire as to whether they had the Uncle John’s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader: Curiosities, Rarities, and Amazing Oddities #33 […]

Fifth Reddit silver! / Michelina’s Beef Stroganoff / Youtube being drunk again!

September 12, 2020

I finally managed to delete Valkyries / High_Valyr / G. Kumar from my phone contacts and WhatsApp using the trash can icon. (Cue Mom asking me last year on the 15th at White Spot, “Do you know how to cancel a person who is dead??”) That conversation would be embarrassing to have on my phone, […]

Shawnaw Fischer?! / Walli Smith?! / Dennis, Dennisa, and Dennison Morgan?!

August 28, 2020

I sent Shaw Customer Service a Facebook PM (not a DM, millennials…) last night once I finally caught up with a bunch of things. Of course they weren’t available at 10 PM, but I didn’t want to get all distracted! Spencer replied this morning, so of course I proceeded to drive his call time up […]

Quaker cocoa and sea salt oatmeal, and FINALLY A HOCKEY HANGOUT WITH ERIC HO!

August 14, 2020

“I got my 40th birthday wish – more hangout time with my GOOD FRIEND!” “I liked the way you put it. I could see the Asian old lady shopping cart in my head!” WOO! COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! Eric Wicks (Adam / Wilf / Robert as mutual friends) and Nicole Borthwick (Pete / Eve […]

ShaMichael Manuel, Sharkeisha Thomas, and Olevia Henderson?! / Wang On Blinds!

July 30, 2020

Mom decided to send me a barrage of text messages without identifying herself, and assuming I’d want to spend ANY time with her today with only five hours of notice. HA! Good thing I only check my phone when it’s convenient for ME! ShaMichael Manuel, Sharkeisha Thomas, and Olevia Henderson?! BAD SPELLING OF OLIVIA! Yes, […]

Prime Climb! / 500 or 750 puzzle pieces! / Johanna and Fred Dingleberry?!

July 12, 2020

I heard that MGB member Rich Priske died at 52. 😦 I called Ayler at 5:10, and got Jon answering the phone. Ayler and Hiero were doing another 500-piece puzzle with mountains / sky / mud / ocean / beach, and asked if I’d get them a double-sided puzzle for Christmas. I said I’d see […]

Blogthings: Food delivery, red / blue / green / yellow, STAR WARS character

July 3, 2020

What Food Should You Get Delivered? You Should Get a Burger Delivered! CORONAVIRUS! You are what’s known as a classic. Everyone knows you, loves you, and counts on you to be there for them. You are old-fashioned and even a bit retro, but never in a creepy way. You just know when an oldie is […]

Mark Redwine and Dylan Redwine?! Yay for a cool last name!

July 3, 2020

From Scary Mysteries: Mark Redwine and Dylan Redwine?! COOL LAST NAME!