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RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

I’m getting changed! Don’t come in! / 666 experience points! / Creek Stewart

March 22, 2017

I showered and paid my Shaw bill online today. In COLINBOUND 2, Colin / Keri / Madam Hex try to get in backstage to see the Factory Boys without talking to the girl wandering around the Kuber Theater in Lockport. They knock on the door. “I’m changing my clothes now. Don’t come in!” In COLINBOUND […]

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

The Brock Voice: Garson, humans being disgusting, UFO crash sites, tents!

February 12, 2017

TEA TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 4:30 today, and won 4-2! Colin and Keri stay overnight in the Garson Quarry Days Hotel. The newspaper headline the next morning isn’t from the Garson Echo, but is instead from something called the Brock Voice! “This village will soon be mine!” Colin and Keri stay overnight in […]

Bottles of booze on your head, the Lockport Tribune, rodents in a Garson tunnel

January 30, 2017

Sabrina K. unfriended me from Facebook – fair enough? Colin is checking out the Lockport Motel. Here’s a girl with a bottle of booze on her head! Colin stays overnight at the Lockport Motel. “Here is today’s Lockport Tribune headline.” Colin stays overnight at the Lockport Motel. “Colony of rodents found in tunnel to Garson.” […]

Surveys, Osama and Metamucil, indecent exposure, 9/11, beach teenagers, fires

January 21, 2017

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Selkirk. The next day’s newspaper headline: “A local survey shows the most popular career in Selkirk is welfare.” [lj-cut text=”Do I need Metamucil in real life?”]After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss […]

Musical Toilet Seat, the Satanic Bible, pads, stickers, multivitamins, and more!

January 9, 2017

I showered today. Then since the sidewalks were actually navigable, I went out at 2:30 to finally get out of the apartment for the first time in 2017! I did some shopping at London Drugs, after just managing to catch a 401. Some lady on the bus was defeating the purpose of her headphones by […]

Gas station robberies, hybrid cars, astronomers, Infina’s ship orbiting Mars x3

January 5, 2017

I finally managed to catch Jocelyn at Chimo (plus an actual receptionist) on the phone, and actually asked for her extension! We set up a time to do a phone intake tomorrow at 2:30. I could have done it at 2 today, but I need more time than that to mentally and emotionally prepare. Then […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]