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Goblins and serious pizza, Hotel Onett price gibberish, static inside a house

August 8, 2017

Goblin to Colin, Xeria, and Madam Hex in COLINBOUND 1’s Monkey Caves: “Get the fuck out of my face if you’re not going to give me any pizza!” The HALLOW’S END party (Sally, Clyde, and Craig) stay overnight at the Hotel Onett after defeating everything at the Giant Step sanctuary location. There’s already some gibberish […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

July 30, 2017

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

I’m getting changed! Don’t come in! / 666 experience points! / Creek Stewart

March 22, 2017

I showered and paid my Shaw bill online today. In COLINBOUND 2, Colin / Keri / Madam Hex try to get in backstage to see the Factory Boys without talking to the girl wandering around the Kuber Theater in Lockport. They knock on the door. “I’m changing my clothes now. Don’t come in!” In COLINBOUND […]

Flying Men in ARN’S WINTER QUEST Magicant / Hey, I’m going to the bathroom here!

March 19, 2017

There is only one working Flying Man in this version of Magicant, possibly because the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party isn’t solo. Here is the one Flying Man with the ARN’S WINTER QUEST party. Before going up to the Selkirk hilltop in COLINBOUND 2, Colin sees this guy behind a tree. Guy: “If you haven’t figured […]

Lo Wang not being Xeria, not needing Mr. Gopher’s help, Sum and finding exits

March 2, 2017

IT WAS TIME FOR MORE COFFEE EARLIER! The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight, and lost 3-1. In COLINBOUND 2, Lo Wang and Madam Hex are on the way to Dark Wind’s Peak for Lo Wang’s trial. They get a phone call from Dawn of Save Inc. “Oh, is this Colin?” Lo Wang the […]

The Brock Voice: Garson, humans being disgusting, UFO crash sites, tents!

February 12, 2017

TEA TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo at 4:30 today, and won 4-2! Colin and Keri stay overnight in the Garson Quarry Days Hotel. The newspaper headline the next morning isn’t from the Garson Echo, but is instead from something called the Brock Voice! “This village will soon be mine!” Colin and Keri stay overnight in […]

Bottles of booze on your head, the Lockport Tribune, rodents in a Garson tunnel

January 30, 2017

Sabrina K. unfriended me from Facebook – fair enough? Colin is checking out the Lockport Motel. Here’s a girl with a bottle of booze on her head! Colin stays overnight at the Lockport Motel. “Here is today’s Lockport Tribune headline.” Colin stays overnight at the Lockport Motel. “Colony of rodents found in tunnel to Garson.” […]

Surveys, Osama and Metamucil, indecent exposure, 9/11, beach teenagers, fires

January 21, 2017

After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party (Colin / Keri / Xeria / Lo Wang) stays overnight in Selkirk. The next day’s newspaper headline: “A local survey shows the most popular career in Selkirk is welfare.” After defeating the seventh Sanctuary boss Smoke below Tomato Town, the COLINBOUND party […]