Pho Lan #7, Garnier Castor Oil with maple sap, Korean-style BEEF bowl for dinner

I left at 11:50 on a 414 (with legitimate UNMASKED deaf people using sign language…) to go to Pho Lan for some Pho, thanks to some late-night discussions with Cuya’s Twitch crew. (not Atheist) This was after Duncan pissed me off momentarily by ordering us not to talk about politics (after I was JUST reacting […]

Duany Duany, Trump coronavirus beater bed with nozzles and disinfectant, sushi

COFFEE AND BAILEY’S TIME! I somehow managed to restore this July 10 entry by going back through my Google Docs revision history of my WordPress drafts document – PHEW! I also discovered another welcome extra $317.85 in my bank account from July 3, so YAY FOR THAT! From r/hockey, Reddit, and Blogspot: There was a […]

Kinyda, Keandre Broadway, Antonious, LaTora Tiki, Terrance, Chiquita, Jermicheal

From Youtube: Kinyda Broadway, Keandre Broadway, Antonious Cawthorne, LaTora “Tiki” Wiley, Terrance Washington, Chiquita Chambers, and Jermicheal Lewis?! So much bad spelling!

Teena?! / Lickman Road Exit 116 in Chilliwack! / Kalisha?! / Latasha again?!

Jimmy blocked me again, but he’s an idiot who can’t take being told that he is wrong about everything. Despite what he thinks, I did make an effort on his birthday. I just was not available all day, and I definitely did wish him a happy birthday. Of COURSE I went to bed after doing […]

Christon! / Shy’Kemmia Shy’Rezz Pate?! / Doge as a scoop of vanilla ice cream!

I showered today. Got Christon and Alice’s wedding invitation today – at least both the wedding and reception are in Richmond, so I can probably get white Eric to give me a ride on August 31! KIRIN AND BLUNDELL CHURCH, AHOY! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Shy’Kemmia Shy’Rezz Pate, AKA Shy-Shy?! This message board posting was […]

Happy Halloween 2018! / A mug powered by unicorn farts!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2018! GOURDS AND GHOSTS! Adam Taj Hassam added me to Facebook – okay then, I just hope that he’s a sane Canucks fan! However, Diane unfriended me from Facebook after YEARS, since 2007! All righty, then… From Not Always Right: A mug powered by unicorn farts!

Cuddling, then having sex! / Bad spelling and grammar! / LIE DOWN from a dog!

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From Julie C. and Whisper: I’d rather cuddle, then have sex. If you’re good with grammar, you’ll get it. I really want to like your post, but your spelling and grammar is so bad, I can’t. Man: “Lay down!” Dog, thinking: “It’s LIE DOWN, not LAY DOWN, stupid.” Grammar nerds […]

Goblins and serious pizza, Hotel Onett price gibberish, static inside a house

Goblin to Colin, Xeria, and Madam Hex in COLINBOUND 1’s Monkey Caves: “Get the fuck out of my face if you’re not going to give me any pizza!” The HALLOW’S END party (Sally, Clyde, and Craig) stay overnight at the Hotel Onett after defeating everything at the Giant Step sanctuary location. There’s already some gibberish […]

Uterus ruining your life, Kylr Yust, not doing the thing, Dildo in Newfoundland

Hi, I’m a uterus! I’m here to ruin your life! Ugh. Pain. Cramps. I’m done! JUST KIDDING! From Reddit: Kylr Yust?! No, that is not a typo for Kyle. It’s apparently supposed to rhyme with “Tyler,” but I read it as “killer.” “Don’t do the thing”? I’m gonna do the thing anyway! There is a […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!