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Archive for October 2016

Poop emoji pumpkin carving, Halloween dragon, pumpkin pi, Fraser as Scooby Doo

October 31, 2016

From Pinterest: Poop emoji pumpkin carving! I know Chalaine did something like this. From Here There Be Dragons: A Halloween dragon! From Grammarly: Pumpkin pi! From I Love Halloween, Danika, and Z 95.3: The fairy godmother says to Cinderella, “And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end. Then, bam! Christmas carols everywhere.” Fraser as […]

Not washing your hands, liking serial killers, cereal in a small strainer

October 31, 2016

From James: I don’t always hear people go to the bathroom, but when I do, they take a massive dump and don’t wash their hands. Julie S. let me know about this. “Me: I like serial killers! Person: But they killed people! Me, rolling my eyes in sarcasm: Whoa, really?! I had no idea. Obviously…” […]

Skull pizza pockets, skull rolling pin, Gingerdead Men, a zombified Last Supper

October 31, 2016

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 😀 Skull / death’s-head pattern rolling pins and cookie cutters! Skull pizza pockets! Gingerdead Men cookie cutters! From Julie: Here’s the zombie and skeleton version of the Last Supper!

Basketball and pumpkin, attempted murder of crows, skeleton curtains, Kleenex ad

October 30, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Kadoya sesame oil! I can’t open the bottle reliably anymore! Lee Kum Kee is $1.50 cheaper for more than 100 additional mL, anyway… Mike never wanted that for whatever reason. Here’s hoping I can open that when I buy it on Tuesday… This is why I can’t open those Kadoya sesame […]

Marqus, Wan Choo, Shay Kitoff, Shufa Lin, Nan Wun Wun, Chris Cross, Tim Berr

October 30, 2016

I just got a blue screen of death! Thankfully, I’d finished playing my game for the night, and had finished my WordPress drafts for the night as well. From Julie: Marqus is NOT Marcus or Markus! You missed MARQUIS by one letter, and your son isn’t royalty, except maybe in your own heads! From Andrew […]

No nudes, no morning edition, supernatural powers, Wyoming, same days, Charybdis

October 29, 2016

The Canucks played Washington at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2, partly thanks to the Capitals scoring two goals in fifteen seconds. After Prince Casey joins the JONBOUND party, and after they defeat the Denver Museum / Tibet sanctuary bosses, they stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA […]

Going as a whore for Halloween, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Chip Broyles

October 29, 2016

“But if you go as a whore, how will anyone know you’re in a costume?” This describes my ex-friend Jasmine quite well, haha! From Julie S., who thought that the movie description was funny: GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH: Yoshio Tsuchiya, Anna Nakagawa. (1991) The reptilian monster goes head-to-head-to-head-to-head with a flying, three-headed creature from the […]

Awesome horror movie map of the United States, Sunlen Serfaty, Charis the singer

October 28, 2016

The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and were shut out for the second straight game (which included a penalty shot) by a score of 2-0. Of all people, Milan Lucic HAD to score with two minutes left into the empty net! From Julie: An awesome horror movie map of the United States! From Julie: […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine, finally! / Being sarcastic at the wrong time

October 28, 2016

Someone named Irene Schmidt added me to Facebook – DENIED, even if our mutual friends are Subena and Leona! I left the house at 10:10 to meet Auntie Catherine for lunch at Peaceful Restaurant today at 11. (there are STILL temporary bus stops and loud construction at Brighouse!) She was there before I was, but […]

Wasabi gumballs, dead babies and fans, Taqueria Johnson, Roberick Starks

October 27, 2016

I knew that Barry had called me yesterday at 3:10, so I called him back today to see what he’d wanted. Turns out it was an accidental call. Then I showered and then did some laundry today. From Oddee: Wasabi gumballs! From Julie: Dead babies, blood, and fans! From Reddit: Taqueria Johnson and Roberick Starks?!