Archive for the ‘benedict’ Category

My evil siblings hijacked my Facebook in 2011 – YIKES! / Miraynda Salinas?!

December 5, 2019

I went to do the dishes in February 2011 at a family dinner, and came back to this on my Facebook timeline. Thanks, evil siblings! From Youtube: Miraynda Salinas?! BAD SPELLING OF MIRANDA!

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]

Pigmask tickling Mr. Saturn’s underarms / Monkeys sitting on the toilet!

April 16, 2018

At 9 AM, I called the nearby medical clinic to see when their walk-in hours are; they’d changed them in the months since I’d been there last. Now they’re on Tuesdays and Fridays from 9:30 to 1:30, and are by appointment only; I can live with that for now, so I made one for tomorrow. […]

Five Mualimm-Ak, Jack Ball, Faye Ball, Don Cox, Becky Gay, Steve Strait

December 29, 2015

Five Mualimm-Ak?! Jack Ball, Dr. Faye Ball, and Don Cox! Becky Gay vs. Steve Strait!

Spitting pear at a violin case, wildberry LIFE cough medicine, Rose Feast, chicken McNuggets

December 6, 2014

Right before I left the house at 11:15 this morning, I decided to repurpose Chrystal’s Advent calendar (for Jon and Harmony) and half-price Turtles chocolates (for myself or someone else?) – I might as well. I got to Jon and Harmony’s shortly after 12, where they were busy feeding lunch (eggs / noodles / juice […]

Mandy replies! / What Brunch Dish Are You? / STANGE demon in Foan Castle?!

December 5, 2014

I’d updated Mandy on last weekend’s “ice and snow” events involving Mike / Richard / Great-Aunt Zoe, and she replied to my emails today, so YAY FOR THAT! Also, YAY for my period timing working the way I thought it would! You Are French Toast You are easygoing and happy-go-lucky. You love brunch … anytime, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, St (StegTheDinosaur)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry WordPress link. Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSt_Kevinitis Cause: peer pressure Symptoms: shouting, excessive liver pain, occasional halo, excessive confusion Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withStabbityitis Cause: too much sleep Symptoms: automatic writing, excess of money, occasional loose teeth Cure: fresh air […]

David Fellowship is no more! / Eight-kilogram bags of rice!

September 1, 2014

Mike’s tongue infection has healed; we discussed his having to drink some baking soda with water to neutralize his heartburn (which he hasn’t had for years), hoisin sauce, sriracha sauce, Rolaids, Tums, and ulcers before we left the apartment for the barbecue at church this morning. He saw my note to self about the RuinTen […]

“White people look older!” MOM! / TABLE phones! / Pig’s head! / Closure

September 29, 2013

Mom and Dad picked up this morning, and we were on our way. Luckily, they didn’t ask me TOO much about Michael other than whether he was a computer geek (Mom and her laptop…) and his age. I had to laugh about that with people later on. “Oh, his age is good. White people look […]