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Caroling with Yoda! / Holding the door and thanks! / Canucks Nativity scene!

December 17, 2017

From Julie: Nobody liked caroling with Yoda! “A merry Christmas we wish you… a merry Christmas we wish you…” From Eve and Buzzfeed Canada: If the same person holds two consecutive doors for you, is it common courtesy to say “thank you” both times? This is the most Canadian discussion I’ve ever seen on the […]

Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR!

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

FINALLY, ERIC HO HANGOUT! The Pittsburgh Penguins and the 2017 Stanley Cup!

June 11, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 5:35 to say that he was heading down to Richmond, and alerted me to the fact that Nathan was back in town recently, so of course I checked out Nathan’s Facebook page! It’s true: Daniel is now a Doctor! Also, their mom Auntie Lillian is going to have a small […]

Bad Minoru Aquatic Centre parking! / Impossible recovery of 64,661 magic points!

May 23, 2017

I discovered that Daniel M. (sinsorium) had unfriended one account on Facebook, but not XENIA. That makes the untagging process easier! At 3:30, I went shopping at London Drugs (just managing to catch the 407) for a new plug-and-play Logitech M100 optical mouse (to hopefully solve the cursor-jumping and cursor-drifting problems / the laser precision […]

Anal egg hunt / George Crook is a lawyer?! / Daniel Waters and Norman Powers

April 12, 2017

From Instagram: The Lakewood Springs Homeowners Association has an ANAL Egg Hunt which is a FREE FAMILY EVENT?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: George Crook is a lawyer?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Daniel Waters and Norman Powers worked for the Department of Water and Power in Los Angeles?!

Celina Midelfart, having a post-shower shit, finally pooping, shameful love-baby

March 3, 2017

From Julie: Celina MIDELFART used to date Donald Trump?! From Reddit and Daniel Tosh: You ever have a post-shower shit? Might as well go to bed and start your whole day over. That face you make when you finally take a poop! A shart is when a fart and a shit have a shameful love-baby […]

Keep Calm and Silent / Jeff Andonuts in HALLOW’S END! / Sphere Theatre cheating!

March 3, 2017

I finally got my tax documents in the mail yesterday, so I called Barry this afternoon. He was helping someone move (and so he didn’t have his appointment book), so he suggested I call him on Monday instead. Then I finally decided to use the Warm Vanilla Sugar body lotion from Chrystal as a birthday […]

Birthday Wishes 2016!

September 24, 2016

BIRTHDAY WISHES 2016! Email: Eric M., Eric H., Dan W., Sharon W., Deb L. / Dylan L. {6} Evite / Event RSVP: Vanessa H., Sabrina K., Vicky L., Billie E. x2, Chrystal C., Christon S., Kevin L., Jeremy J., Vicky S., Daniel T., Phil Y., Dan W., Jeremy J., Sharon W., Eric H., Karen L., […]

The Sedin twins’ art skills, nerfpunk, being nice to me, anger management

September 23, 2016

I called Hester at 2:15 to get laundry tokens (March 23, 2016), after having to find the phone number myself inside or outside the building because I had somehow failed to note it down while switching notebooks a while ago. She wasn’t available to do that (yet was answering her phone?!), so said she’d call […]