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Bubba Buckaloo?! / Not yourself today and seeing improvement T-shirt / Danie?!

November 27, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh today at 4, and had a 6-3 lead, but the Penguins won 8-6?! Bubba Buckaloo?! A cool T-shirt I have: You aren’t yourself today. I noticed the improvement straight away. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Danie?! BAD SPELLING OF DANI…

Crazy discombobulated poop! / Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

November 14, 2019

I went to the Life Labs next door to get some blood and urine tests done. Failed at the pee test, unfortunately. Then I went across the street where someone actually drove onto the concrete parking barrier! “HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!” I said to a nearby dude, who had seen WORSE! It’s broad daylight, […]

Daniel Milder, Andrew Fried, Bailee Smith, Krista Hiscock, and Jaiden Shields?!

October 3, 2019

Hayley posted a “wings meetup” in the Sober Server… WITH NO TIME, DATE, OR PLACE! Does she have an aversion to it, or is it because she’s a millennial?! Nate thinks I seem bitter, but that’s not the case. Even Term affirmed that one! I’m not going to go to a hangout without a time, […]

Frances! / Alprentice Von Slatten?! / Cardi B named her daughter Kulture?!

June 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and getting some free NRG Detox Iaso tea samples from Shane in today’s mail (yay for bubble-wrap envelopes!), I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. We called Shaw and I managed to get my bill lowered by about $50 per month for two years […]

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! / Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt?! / How To Write Good!

April 14, 2019

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?! From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco! Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1. […]

JIMMY! / Harmoniee Vance, Janyce Mohammed, Montrece Browder, Danni Little?!

March 14, 2019

TODAY IS PI DAY! I also blocked Jimmy AGAIN because he reminds me of Mike in the little things, among other stuff that happened. MORE FREEDOM TO DO PROJECTS AND SLEEP! From Julie: Harmoniee Vance?! From Julie: Janyce Mohammed?! BAD SPELLING of Janice! From Julie: Montrece Browder?! From Julie: Danni Little was on CHEATERS?! Just […]

Baby white dragon, purple dragon skull, dragon fireplace, glassblown dragons

February 22, 2019

I discovered that Connie Su had unfriended me on Facebook – okay, then! Those VCEFC and Daniel Fellowship days were a long time ago, but still?! Chrissy just got banned for a month, not unfriended me. Phew! I called Chrystal at work at 11:05 to set up a get-together at the usual place, and March […]

Dead mouse! / 4-3 OT loss / LaShawnita Ruffins and Tre’Davious White?!

February 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I called the eye clinic to say that I’d run out of eyedrops, so asked what to do. End result: I have an appointment next Friday with Dr. Wise (the only day she’s in) to check the eye pressure. The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, and lost 4-3 in overtime. I […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Makenlove Petit-Fard?! / Zy’ion?! / Damen, Kiki, and Sir?! / Marquella?!

June 5, 2018

Went to see Rachel at the Caring Place at 2:30, taking the 2:15 C94 shuttle bus, then I went to Shoppers Drug Mart. Bought Ruffles Sour Cream and Bacon chips, NEW Miss Vickie’s Lime and Black Pepper chips, and NEW limited-edition Doritos Blue Grilled Steak chips. I went to Kam Do Bakery for two sausage […]