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Archive for August 2016

The world according to Americans! / Sunny Bae as Lana Clarkson’s friend

August 31, 2016

The world according to Americans! Sunny Bae was one of Lana Clarkson’s friends?! Advertisements

Too much blood in my alcohol system, bras and the men’s washroom, handheld games

August 31, 2016

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. From Rock 101: This men’s washroom is behind the bra section! Handheld water game! “When handheld gaming was hard…”

Typo negative! / Stop premature pumpkin spicing! / Useless Twoson Sewer Key!

August 30, 2016

From Julie: This frog says, “What’s an editor’s blood type? Typo negative!” From Reddit: Stop premature pumpkin spicing! This is apparently at the Wawa on Broad and Walnut in Philadelphia. The entirely useless Key to the Twoson Sewers!

Mario, a piranha plant, and more / Toad flipping us off / Mario mustaches

August 30, 2016

Laura Liscum Thuroo added me to Facebook – DENIED! I had a headache, so I went to bed at about 11 PM last night. Then I got up at 10:10 to an email from Jon sent from Harmony’s account. They’re still unpacking and the house is probably chaos, so next week will be better for […]

Febreze and shitrus / Bacon STARRY NIGHT / Cat in snow / Frienemies / Wanting Qu

August 29, 2016

Julie S. sent this to me! “Febreze: Making your restrooms smell like shitrus.” Van Gogh’s STARRY NIGHT done in bacon! From Pete: A cat in snow with Japanese and a weapon! Beware of frenemies! (enemies who pretend to be friends) Gregor Robertson is dating a Chinese pop star named Wanting Qu?!

Cerulean Beach, pigs, and Oscar Mayer! / Sunday Tingle?! / Boneless bananas?!

August 28, 2016

Pig at Cerulean Beach in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3: “Oiiink?? (The words “Oscar” and “Mayer” appeared to me in a dream.)” Pig at Cerulean Beach in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3: “(But I don’t know what they mean. Oscar. Mayer.)” From the Canada Safeway Facebook wall: Sunday Tingle?! From Reddit: Boneless bananas!

Pooping in your own bathroom, online people being better, looking for myself

August 28, 2016

That awesome moment when you come back from vacations and can finally poop in your own bathroom! Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than people right beside you. I am lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

Meeting with Chrystal: Ebisu instead of La Taquiera! / Charlostain Sawshades?!

August 26, 2016

I went out at 5:45 to meet Chrystal at 6:30 at Broadway Station. The lack of actual chairs and tables (as opposed to only barstools) at La Taquiera across the street was a dealbreaker for me, so we walked a block to go to Ebisu on Broadway instead. We talked about Chuck and Andrea moving […]

ICBC, Duke Nukem’s burger shop, a bubble-ized Colin, and Andy Capp in Winnipeg!

August 26, 2016

Since I was reasonably awake by 9:45 today, I decided to go to ICBC at Lansdowne Mall. I had a short conversation with a little girl about My Little Pony: she had Fluttershy and Applejack. I only had to wait about 45 minutes or so, which is fine since I had a book with me […]