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Blogthings: Mom type, having a 4D personality, NEVER HAVE I EVER character

July 3, 2020

What Type of Mom Are You? You Are The Free Range Mom! You are a firm believer in kids learning from their own mistakes (as long as everyone is relatively safe). Your kid doesn’t want to do homework tonight? Well, that’s a great lesson to be taught earlier rather than later in life. You don’t […]

NICKELODEON: Hisoka, Grell, Hamood, Tavros, Tendou, Sauske, Shakiya, Mafuyu?!

June 9, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! Chris V. from Translink Richmond customer service got back to me at 1:50 about that bus driver who refused to let me on at the front of the bus with my shopping cart. They’ll follow up with this guy (saying that the hard drive failed to record video), […]

Sage and Cissy on THESE WOODS ARE HAUNTED?! / Cuya Discord 2014 date glitch!

June 5, 2020

I heard Hester outside for the first time in three months when I was taking out the garbage, so interrupted the conversation she was having with some white guy because I wanted to tell her about my annoying laundry hog neighbor AND to request a couple of mousetraps. Of course she told me to write […]

Cydney, Houston Davis, Western Family chicken rotini soup, your cocktail name

May 23, 2020

From Julie and GORDON RAMSEY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cydney?! BAD SPELLING OF SYDNEY OR CINDY! From Julie and GORDON RAMSEY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Houston Davis is the president of the University of Central Arkansas?! Breakfast: Western Family chicken rotini soup! From Oleander: What’s Your Cocktail Name? EINSTEIN’S VOMIT!

Defenestration Day! / Knorr Mexican Rice Sidekicks, Coty Saucier, hospital beds

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Ayler called me at 5:45, saying it was the latest he could call me. Okay, I guess that’s fine. He pretty much gave me a blow-by-blow description of how tall the carrot, cilantro, and other plants were on the balcony since he had to go water the plants anyway. Yes, […]

B-Horror Movie Title Generator, snapping disrespectful necks, Jesus masturbation

April 28, 2020

From Julie: B-Horror Movie Title Generator! Night of the Sorority from Outer Space! Yes, it was blurry and cut off when she got it. If you have a first or last name that starts with V-Z, you’re out of luck! Teenage, Biker, Atomic, Killer, Martian, Evil, Psycho, Attack of the, Lost, Curse of the, Radioactive, […]

Green dragon red eyes, orange-red dragon, grumpy red dragon, Bakugan Dragonoid

April 27, 2020

From Julie: A green dragon with flashing red eyes! GIF version: https://i.imgur.com/aek4DKM.gif From Julie: An awesome red and orange dragon! This T-shirt is from The Dragon’s Den: Annoyed Dragon! Touchy Dragon! Grouchy ball of FIRE! Moody Dragon! Grumpy Dragon! Grr Grr Grr! RED DRAGON! From Dragons: This red dragon on a coffee mug says, “My […]

Aliens ingesting leaves comic, Meray Fagalla, Velvet Polk, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke

April 26, 2020

I unfollowed SaltyPhry on Twitch because he wanted an emote-only chat, then I cleaned my bathroom and kitchen floors. From Vanessa: ALIEN FAMILY COMIC FOR ALIEN DAY! “Ingest your leaves.” “I do not desire leaves.” “Put the leaves in your mouth.” “It is an unpleasant sensation.” “Life will be full of unpleasant sensations. You need […]

Zadok Scott, Malik Hamm, Hitoshi Uechi, Saisai Zhang, Tim Kim, Princess Paynes?!

April 4, 2020

The computer screwed up TWICE this morning when the keyboard AND mouse froze, and my phone and lotion crashed to the floor since everything was all mixed up in the wiring! Texted Eric M. and messaged Andrew M. about it – Andrew said he could come over later today if I liked, so I took […]

Do dragons fart fire? / Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! / Ancient Man Dragon Ring

April 1, 2020

From my friend Shiwa on Discord and James Breakwell, the Exploding Unicorn: “Do dragons fart fire?” “I don’t know.” “I thought you went to college.” From Julie M. and Wish: Luminous Glowing Dragon Sword! From Julie M. and Wish: Ancient Man Dragon Ring!