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NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]

CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! / Alethea is weird…

March 28, 2019

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, with Quinn Hughes making his NHL debut. The game went to overtime and a shootout, where Hughes slotted in as well. VANCOUVER WON 3-2! I showered today. From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! From Julie: Alethea? Is that Ale-Thea […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

Mardi Gras! / Sandy Balls in the New Forest?! / PRACTICAL CANDLEBURNING RITUALS?

March 5, 2019

It’s Mardi Gras 2019 today! From the Daily Mail: There’s a place named Sandy Balls in the New Forest, England?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: PRACTICAL CANDLE BURNING RITUALS?!

Fraser’s emoji stickers! / Liking someone’s profile photo is NOT political…

February 8, 2019

I called Barry at 8:50 to let him know about the dead mouse. When he called me back at 11 to say that he would be here in a couple of minutes, I checked the corner with the TV since I’d heard noise there as well last night. Yup, there was another dead mouse, this […]

Shanda, Izalea, Haylea, Anakin Glassmire, Jameel, Teesha, and Braylan?!

January 22, 2019

Vanessa just offered me a slow cooker – sure, why not if she can? From Julie: This black girl is named Shanda?! I knew a white girl named Shanda Bowie at Ferris elementary school once… From Julie: Izalea?! BAD SPELLING of Azalea! They were obviously interested in just “Izzy” as a nickname! From Julie: Haylea?! […]

Nutella sandwiches! COMPUTER IS FASTER THAN MOBILE! Unicorn poop marshmallows!

January 14, 2019

I found my charger on the drawer knob yesterday morning, then somehow slept with both that AND the plug in the bed last night… oops! Deb asked if I wanted to hang around their house today while everyone was at school and work, or if I wanted to go home for the day. I said […]

Monopoly, Twister, Sorry, Scrabble, Battleship, Etch-A-Sketch, Slinky, and Clue!

December 23, 2018

From Julie M. and Sarah Jewel’s Realistically Named Games album: SLINKY! It’s a coil. Enjoy that. From Julie M. and Sarah Jewel’s Realistically Named Games album: SORRY! You’ll say “sorry,” but what you’ll really mean is “#%@$ You! Fuck You!” From Julie M. and Sarah Jewel’s Realistically Named Games album: SCRABBLE is how to find […]

Blue dragon and a Hanukkah menorah, a forest water dragon, a colorful dragon

December 2, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Dragons: A blue dragon lighting a Hanukkah menorah with its fire breath! It’s got a dreidel and gold / chocolate coins, too! From Krista: A forest water dragon! From Julie: A colorful dragon with flowers!