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Huge burritos! Beer! Chocolate! Delicate mazes! / Naughty frogs on the toilet!

April 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME and the fire inspection / “Terminix pest control” with Hester, I left at 2:45 for Jon’s with the Crunchy Raspberry / Crunchy Mint / Crunchy Raspberry M and Ms for Harmony, plus the dessert chocolate. I bought a BBQ pork bun from Kam Do Bakery, of course. I got to the house […]

STEALING JOY?! / THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! / 25 PLACENTA RECIPES?! / FOOD AND SPERM?!

April 4, 2018

Phoebe Cheng from Awana unfriended me on Facebook – not a big deal, really. STEALING JOY?! THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! 25 PLACENTA RECIPES: Easy and Delicious recipes for cooking with placenta?! (credit: Cuya’s Discord server) FOOD AND SPERM: Tell me how you eat, and I’ll tell you how your sperms are?! Yes, I know diet affects […]

Daniel and Henrik retiring?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 45! / Myline Barrios?!

April 2, 2018

Daniel and Henrik Sedin are retiring from hockey next week?! Thank you, Daniel and Henrik. #22 and #33 are forever Canucks! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 45! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Myline Berrios?! I once knew a girl in Palmer named Mylene Giroux, but spelling it “Myline” makes me want to call this […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 6! / Latinx is an absolutely unnecessary word!

February 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 6! From Reddit on February 17, 2018: “Latinx” is an absolutely unnecessary word! My ex-friend Daya would have agreed!

Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

Giant blood clots on new pads, Amalik Yoaz, death by electrocution not enough

January 19, 2018

I went out at 2:35 to the pharmacy next door to pick up my drugs. Nice and easy! Foul Bachelorette Frog: Giant blood clot on a fairly new pad… wipe it off with toilet paper and continue use. From Reddit: Amalik Yoaz?! (I’m going to lick your ass) From Scott C. and CANUCK NATION: As […]

Krissandra Humphrey?! / Zeus Morales?! / Crysania Dante?! / Catie Stankorb?!

January 4, 2018

I decided to go out on the 407 to Yaohan, but that actually took fucking forever compared to going to the Canada Line and taking it to Aberdeen Station. Ugh, never again! I had some noodles with beef internal organs after buying Soo Spicy Szechuan beef jerky, Soo Keta wild Pacific salmon black pepper jerky, […]

Chanukah and Hanukkah are both valid spellings! / Concern is not rape culture!

December 13, 2017

kFrom the Shoppers Drug Facebook wall on Nov. 6, 2017: Hanukkah and Chanukah are both valid spellings of that holiday, and I learned that in elementary school at least 30 years ago! From Reddit on Nov. 17, 2017: Having guys concerned about your safety on a (solo) backpacking trip is not perpetuating rape culture! Come […]

This green button opens up an important path! / Have faith in your badass self!

November 4, 2017

Sean Slaney from Ferris and Palmer found me on Facebook – probably from Lisa B. – and added me. We also briefly chatted on FB messenger, which is nice. No, I never went to Burnett for regular school, but probably for Chinese School 30 years ago! John Powell asked if I wanted to meet him […]