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Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Susan Tellem in public relations?! / Norm Reeder in charge of LIBRARY programs?!

May 3, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Susan Tellem is a public relations executive?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Norm REEDER is in charge of Torrance LIBRARY programs?!

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

Cosmas Curry?! / Luck Be In The Air Tonight?! / Gangsta Rap Coloring Book?!

April 23, 2017

From Julie: Cosmas Curry?! From Janina: If you didn’t get “Luck Be In The Air Tonight” on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you. From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?!

April 17, 2017

From Reddit: LaVar, Lonzo, LiAngelo, LaMelo, LaFrance, LaValle, LaRenzo, and LaShon Ball?! Never mind that LaVar BALL is a FOOTBALL player… irony!

Greyden White?! / My brilliant stardust and fucking shine! / NHL playoff time!

April 12, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:45 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From DYING TO SLEEP, which is about Fatal Familial Insomnia: An OLD guy named Greyden White?! From Eve: Not everyone is going to understand you. Some souls just don’t align. Some have never seen such brilliant stardust. Some can’t handle your fucking shine. From […]

Sapphire on stage, hidden Mr. Saturn, loading text, no playing with cheaters

March 28, 2017

I had to actually ask Braeden whether he’d still be up for going to Doolin’s Pub on Friday, but he said he probably can’t make it because of money issues. I’ve been there, for sure! He should have told me without my having to ask, though. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]