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Loundell Holdt and Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON!

July 16, 2019

Finally found my non-drowsy Tylenol Complete Cold and Flu tablets so I could take two of them in the morning and hopefully stave off this incipient sickness – phew! I blame baby Beckett sneezing on me, but who knows? Could have been a sick person on transit, too. From Julie: Loundell Holdt?! From Julie: Chanin […]

Cash Kinghorn?! / Vyvyan Baxter?! That is VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN!

July 8, 2019

Cash Kinghorn?! From People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People: Vyvyan Baxter?! I’d pronounce that as VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN! Too much Y…

Kwong Chow! / Red Rose tea / Habanero sauce! / Wednesday?! / Kermit Sprinkles?!

July 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 4:10 on a 407 for a Kwong Chow dinner. Since I was out anyway, I bought three pairs of London Naturals foam scour sponges, a Snapple half and half iced tea / lemonade for aspirin purposes, and a bag of 20 KitKat chocolate mini-bars for National […]

Pixie Fuhrmeister?! / Justin Chigbogu is a baseball player?! / NHL schedule!

June 25, 2019

THE 2019-2020 NHL SCHEDULE IS OUT TODAY! I came across a problem with my HP Laserjet 1020 printer today while printing out the Canucks schedule and generating more “origami paper” for Hiero. It said there was a paper jam, but it had been printing things out just fine a few seconds beforehand! After Googling it […]

Danish Minhas?! THAT’S A FOOD ITEM! / Chanda Turner?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANDA!

June 9, 2019

Mom picked me up at 5 so we could go to Tsim Chai for dinner before the VOS (Vancouver Oratorio Society) choir concert that Dad was doing at Fraserview. BEEF TENDON NOODLES! She had discovered the pocket dial from my phone to Pothead Mike and complained that it had cost her one extra dollar, then […]

Dirt pile! / Camisoles! / Dean Denis J. Dean?! / Not cute, but fucking funny!

June 1, 2019

I went out at 3:10 on a 407 (which luckily picked me up at the sidewalk) for shopping purposes. Decided to go to the Bay to see if they had any halfway affordable camisoles: I lucked into a half-price weekend sale on Core Life camisoles (which I bet Jimmy would like to wear), and so […]

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]

Harlem, Dawna, Rakeem, Ka’Shayla, Myla, Passion, and Johnell?! / McCartney?!

May 27, 2019

From Julie: Harlem?! Did you REALLY want to name your baby after the ghetto?! From Julie: Dawna?! BAD SPELLING OF DONNA! From Julie: Rakeem?! From Julie: Ka’Shayla?! From Julie: Myla?! As in OH MYLANTA?! I used to know someone named Mylene Giroux at Palmer, but at least that was French! From Julie: Passion?! From Julie: […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]