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Autumn Lipstick personality! / Frosting flavor! / James Caan! James Can’t!

September 22, 2017

“Your Autumn Lipstick is Dusty Rose” You are wise and quietly smart. You often know more than most people, but you tend to keep that to yourself. You appreciate subtlety in everything. You think most people try too hard, and you always prefer nuance. You are naturally stylish, and you’ve got that effortlessly chic thing […]

Dianne Jessa Evah Richardson, Janis Papaloukas, Indiana Siobhan Inglorian

September 4, 2017

From Not Always Working: Dianne Jessa Evah Richardson?! Who spells Eva with an H?! From Not Always Right: Janis Papaloukas?! PAPA LUCAS! From Not Always Working: Indiana Siobhan Inglorian?! I like the alliteration…

Gala Loam, Hahn Ackles, Huck Perry, Kaycee McEwen, Immortan Jorge, Dontonyo

September 3, 2017

I asked Jon via FB message if the birthday dinner for Eric was still going on. It’s apparently tonight at Jeremy’s at 5:30. Sounds good! I definitely have some extra cash! From Not Always Right: Gala Loam?! From Not Always Working: Hahn Ackles?! From Not Always Right: Huck Perry?! He’s also a furry… From Not […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

Elda Thórsdóttir, Erana Zeitler, Felis Dee, Frederika Maguire, Freydis Egilsdottir

September 2, 2017

It’s International Bacon Day today! From Not Always Right: Elda Thórsdóttir?! From Not Always Right: Erana Zeitler?! From Not Always Working: Felis Dee?! I’d be tempted to type this as “Felix” every single time! From Not Always Right: Frederika Maguire?! From Not Always Working: Freydis Egilsdottir?! I can see Freya, but not Freydis. Krista also […]

Madison Beer, a cuntface banana, new CHAMPION sneakers, beef teriyaki sushi

September 1, 2017

I went out to Richmond Centre at 11:30 to see if I could get relatively inexpensive new sneakers from Payless, and I got some CHAMPION Size 6 shoes for $40. I’d rather pay more for a pair that doesn’t make me feel like my feet are going to (halfway) slip and fall out of my […]

Red dragon fighting a knight, My-King Johnson, A-Queen Johnson, Hashirama Senju

August 26, 2017

It’s National Toilet Paper Day today! 😀 Kevin emailed back to thank me for the birthday wishes and always remembering. At least it seems like he had a good day with people! From Krista: Red dragon fighting a knight! From Reddit: My-King Johnson and A-Queen Johnson?! From Not Always Right: Hashirama Senju?!

Cheese Problems Solved?! / Cunt Coloring Book?! / Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream!

July 27, 2017

I just got a blue screen of death when I was going to go to bed anyways – UGH! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED?! CUNT COLORING BOOK?! From the Ghouls Facebook page: GHOULS DON’T SCOOP ICE CREAM!

Chukuemeka Emenanjo, deep-fried fish with sexy curry, cats and cereal killers

July 24, 2017

I was up at 7:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Also, I’m too full on these mashed potatoes! From LinkedIn: Chukuemeka Emenanjo?! From Engrish.com: Deep-fried fish with sexy curry! From Janina and Just Cat Things: This cat says, “Come quickly, Mama! I caught him! I caught a cereal killer!” The other cat […]

Ramit Inmah Ashol, Paul Twocock, old lady Oral, Harry Sidebottom, Crystal Coker

July 22, 2017

Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a “nice shirt.” Cool! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I’ve heard of Opal, but […]