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Labor Day summer fun pressure! / Princehoward Barbecue Yee?! / Grill Vogel?!

September 2, 2019

I shut up an insulting “lady” on Reddit by mentioning actual violent death like throat-slashing, dismemberment, and stabbing. If she thinks plane crashes and a divorce are violent, and that I’m racist simply for bringing up Mexican jails…. how does a conversation about not liking mushiness on FaceTime IN PUBLIC (at the airport boarding area) […]

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

Christon and Alice’s wedding! / Damn extroverts! / Four Winds, Rocanini’s, Kirin

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up at 12:05 for the wedding. Chinese Eric had texted him “hey” and nothing else, so Eric asked me to see what was up with that. Apparently, he’d asked him whether he’d picked me up yet. The wedding was very religious and traditional on […]

SO MUCH TEA! / Therapy, school, and climbing on me! / Eyes up here, Michael…

August 29, 2019

Dad picked me up at about 2:15, having dropped Ayler off at Brooke’s already. I opted just to carry the bag of stuff Mom wanted him to give to me, listening to him say that Mom wanted to make sure I was okay. Yeah, that would be fine most of the time for sure. The […]

Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]

Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! / Gemel Smith and Givani Smith?! WHAT?

August 5, 2019

From This is True: Nataly Buhr?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE! Gemel Smith signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning?!

Truman Peyote?! / Sione Tikitaki?! / Andraez Greedy Williams?! / Josey Jewell?!

July 31, 2019

Turns out that the Halo Top ice cream I bought on July 11 was already expired with a date of June 10, so I ate it TODAY. Screw saving it for my September birthday! Truman Peyote?! Sione Tikitaki?! Andraez Greedy Williams?! Josey Jewell?!

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

Loundell Holdt and Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON!

July 16, 2019

Finally found my non-drowsy Tylenol Complete Cold and Flu tablets so I could take two of them in the morning and hopefully stave off this incipient sickness – phew! I blame baby Beckett sneezing on me, but who knows? Could have been a sick person on transit, too. From Julie: Loundell Holdt?! From Julie: Chanin […]